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Hank Chinaski 06-08-2004 03:17 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He looks like a soap opera actor. I don't know how to describe it well -- it's this manufactured masculinity -- what detergent manufacturers and romance novel publishers think real women or NFH would find attractive.
he's got pointy vulcan ears. Even I'm sexier than this guy.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2004 03:25 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying you're having problems finding an apartment?

TM
No. He's just not that good looking. And he's wearing makeup.

robustpuppy 06-08-2004 03:25 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does she look like a ho?
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.

bilmore 06-08-2004 03:26 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.
I don't think she does.

At least, I'm hopin' . . .

robustpuppy 06-08-2004 03:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think she does.

At least, I'm hopin' . . .
Rephrase that to "all the (conceivably) hot men who hit on her."

futbol fan 06-08-2004 03:27 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM
I said, "a beautiful woman like you should have more than one seeing eye dog."

Does "ho" mean "too good-looking for your ass"? If so, then she is a hidey-hidey-hidey-ho, as Cab Calloway used to sing.

Not Bob 06-08-2004 03:28 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No shit. And get this. Some aussie guy said the same exact thing to her at lunch today (after he removed his wedding ring). Maybe she just looks like a ho.

Wait a second. You've met her. Does she look like a ho?

(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM
The scary thing about these stories is the fact that you know she ain't telling you about all of the "hey, special lay-dee!" lines she has heard.

I mean, since you live in NYC, you gotta figure that dudes ranging from Ed Burns to Bill Clinton to Mike Piazza have tried out their mojo on her.

Personally, I'm impressed that she withstood the Aussie accent. Mrs. NB would be halfway to Sydney with the guy by now.

Hank Chinaski 06-08-2004 03:31 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM
Want fries with that?

futbol fan 06-08-2004 03:33 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Want fries with that?
Heh. Works on yo momma every time.

bilmore 06-08-2004 03:34 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Rephrase that to "all the (conceivably) hot men who hit on her."
Keep in mind the cut-off line is TM, so it's a more inclusive list than you might think.

robustpuppy 06-08-2004 03:38 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Keep in mind the cut-off line is TM, so it's a more inclusive list than you might think.
I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.

ltl/fb 06-08-2004 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.
TM's really gassy?

This is my entry for BOTD.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-08-2004 03:42 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
He's just not that good looking.
Ah. You had me confused for a second. That's more like it.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 06-08-2004 03:43 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.
Because I tell her to. It goes both ways (even if the ratio of her stories to mine is like 10:1).

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 06-08-2004 03:43 PM
Should I break up with her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think she does.

At least, I'm hopin' . . .
Okay, maybe 20:1, then.

TM


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