LawTalkers - Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What is a good gift for someone who is taking you on his company's annual trip to Hawaii? Assume that, due to orientation issues, sexual favors would not be recieved well. Company is paying for everything so his only outlay is giving up his time with someone else.

Offer to buy drinks. Frequently.

notcasesensitive

02-03-2004 11:36 AM

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I'd probably try to buy him something he liked while we were in Hawaii. Then he would have a cool souvenier without the cash outlay. Or I'd take him out to a nice dinner pre- or post-trip.

Hank Chinaski

02-03-2004 11:37 AM

Super Bowl and SB Contest

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't care if she (or her friends) reads every word on this board. TM

Question for the internet knowledgable.
You know occasionally when someone goes back to an old post, an image has been replaced by somethin hideous? When we do a link, does it stay locked to the original page or is a copy of the image somehow transferred here?
Since they are able to change the image, I imagine there is a string link back to the original page, which means she might read this stuff someday.

Hank Chinaski

02-03-2004 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Assume that, due to orientation issues, sexual favors would not be recieved well.

You Pick up, and bring back surfer boy for "3-some." Get all undressed, slip out of room.

Replaced_Texan

02-03-2004 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Offer to buy drinks. Frequently.

From what I understand, the company is picking up the drink tab too. It's an all inclusive deal, and with the possible exception of hookers and blow, the "inclsusive" part is pretty comprehensive. Hmmm. Maybe hookers and blow? Damn. Again with the orientation issues.

I feel good about this, because the company holds my mortgage. I'm rationalizing that my interest payments are paying for a trip for Hawaii.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

02-03-2004 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
From what I understand, the company is PICKING UP THE DRINK TAB too.

You should really just be worried about making it back alive...

A nice dinner before and after the trip.

barely_legal

02-03-2004 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's an all inclusive deal, and with the possible exception of hookers and blow, the "inclsusive" part is pretty comprehensive. Hmmm. Maybe hookers and blow? Damn. Again with the orientation issues.

I'm not sure, but I've heard that there are actually male hookers! I think this may just be an urban legend, though, like snuff films and the dead hitchhiker.

notcasesensitive

02-03-2004 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmmm. Maybe hookers and blow? Damn. Again with the orientation issues.

No issue. Just substitute "male prostitute" for "hooker".

bold_n_brazen

02-03-2004 11:49 AM

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How about some kind of activity whilst in Hawaii? A helicopter volcano tour? Diving? Surfing? These can be kind of pricey...

Or, if these things are being picked up by the company as well (what company is this, BTW? I want to work there.), how about some kind of paraphanalia related to those kinds of activities...a dive camera, a digital camera, wetsuit, board shorts.

taxwonk

02-03-2004 11:52 AM

Janet

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Now that we're back to the boobie, I have to say that it looked to me like the nipple cover sunburst thing was held on by a bar through the nipple. Just in case some of you are under the misimpression that Miss Janet's nipples are not pierced.

tm

Oh yes. There is no doubt about that. It's apparent if you look at any of the closeups.

Tyrone Slothrop

02-03-2004 11:53 AM

Appropriate job

What is a good way to get a job at a company that has an annual trip to Hawaii? Assume that, due to orientation issues, sexual favors would not be recieved well by the people who make said decisions at my current employer. Ideally, the company would be paying for everything.

ABBAKiss

02-03-2004 11:55 AM

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Take lots of taxis.

robustpuppy

02-03-2004 12:02 PM

The Price is Wrong

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Originally posted by evenodds
You are so easy.

I quit and appointed three people and received nothing.

Wait, change that . . .

I am so stupid.

What could we offer the woman who has everything?

robustpuppy