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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):

http://cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/...stmale/lg1.jpg

He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

TM

* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

You're a good looking guy. Stop being so insecure. If she senses insecurity, she will see it as a sign of weakness and drop you like a bad habit in favor of Mr. "I'd Share You" Moviestar.

bilmore

06-08-2004 04:31 PM

Reaganomics

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's a big tent.

Oh, gawd, she's right, you ARE sexually depraved.

dtb	06-08-2004 04:32 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because I tell her to. It goes both ways (even if the ratio of her stories to mine is like 10:1).

TM

You tell her to tell you? Why? And, um... you didn't tell her about me, right? RIGHT?!?!?

(I don't want no crazed ho showing up on my doorstep anytime soon. Actually, ever.)

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 04:33 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by bilmore
If you're going to sleep with TM and then start defending his honor all over the boards, that's okay, but some advance warning would have been nice. Geez. That was just shocking.

How about Coltrane? Can we make fun of him? Or are you gonna get together with him, too, and make him off limits?

I didn't sleep with TM (only in my dreams, haha!), I'm just having an identity crisis.

(And your question about Coltrane is, of course, rhetorical? I mean, let's not be ridiculous.)

taxwonk

06-08-2004 04:33 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by dtb

(I don't want no crazed ho showing up on my doorstep anytime soon. Actually, ever.)

Don't ever invite his Moms to dinner.

oh yeah, and to save his lazy ass the trouble...

I'm fat.

sunnybunny

06-08-2004 04:35 PM

Reaganomics

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's a big tent.

We even let in the occasional teetotaler lunch-box groupie.

So put up an elephant or something. Associating Reagan with your skank ass is distasteful. I'll take your vote at election time, but don't ride a decent (and dead) man's coat tails.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 04:38 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by bilmore

How about Coltrane? Can we make fun of him? Or are you gonna get together with him, too, and make him off limits?

This would be preferable to RP and I getting together and having her make fun of me even more after...

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 04:39 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Halle has a thing for bald guys that look like Steve Urkel?

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/ava...ine=1086121659

Don't I wish, Ron.

TM

bilmore

06-08-2004 04:39 PM

Reaganomics

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Associating Reagan with your skank ass is distasteful. I'll take your vote at election time, but don't ride a decent (and dead) man's coat tails.

Mellow out. Talk politics with him and see if he doesn't make Dutch proud.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 04:39 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

(And your question about Coltrane is, of course, rhetorical? I mean, let's not be ridiculous.)

Quite ridiculous. Everyone knows I don't sleep with old ladies.

bold_n_brazen

06-08-2004 04:40 PM

Reaganomics

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So put up an elephant or something. Associating Reagan with your skank ass is distasteful. I'll take your vote at election time, but don't ride a decent (and dead) man's coat tails.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

-- Ronald Reagan

Seems to me old Ronnie would have liked Slave, back in his day.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 04:42 PM

Should I break up with her?

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You mean that wasn't a dream?

TM

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 04:43 PM

Reaganomics

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

-- Ronald Reagan

Seems to me old Ronnie would have liked Slave, back in his day.

Good lord, BnB, as if we haven't already seen enough sentimentality this week. Give it a rest with the quotations.

bilmore

06-08-2004 04:45 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You mean that wasn't a dream?

TM

Isn't this where Fred and Ginger start spinning slowly about the room, locked together, puppy eye to puppy eye?

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 04:47 PM

Should I break up with her?

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You're a good looking guy. Stop being so insecure. If she senses insecurity, she will see it as a sign of weakness and drop you like a bad habit in favor of Mr. "I'd Share You" Moviestar.

Confidential to MR: Pssst. I was joking. It really happened, but I'm not sweatin' it. Just wanted to share (and see who could come up with the best insults). But thanks for the advice.

TM

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