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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
Have you ever had an entirely clueless, completely deluded acquaintance who has no idea how undesirable s/he is to people s/he finds attractive?
My "friend" Delusional develops unrequited crushes and then accuses everyone else of interfering in his ability to close the deal. Recently, we met a woman who told me and the other women that she liked a specific guy in the group. Delusional attached himself to her hip for the entire evening and growled like a dog protecting his bone when anyone else came near her. Still, she was able to break away and hit on the guy she liked and asked him out. Delusional believes that this particular guy, who happens to be his good friend, is always trying to snake women from him. He is mostly wrong -- the women are usually chasing the friend and get trapped in Delusional's vortex. I am supposed to have lunch with Delusional today, and I want to tell him that the chick he spent hours working was working his friend. My guy friends think his ego cannot handle it. I am sick of him whining about his friend always moving in on his girls. Would you/have you told your clueless friend the truth? |
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If some fat fuck ever rubs his hairy balls and schlong against me, , complete with hip thrusts, you can bet I would feel violated and squicked out and would take like eighty showers and feel dirty and gross. |
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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"fucking whiny hamster" --at first I loved it, but then I thought about for a second and wondered whether hamsters whine? Mine never did. Scuttlebut and Cotton Wooly were very content hamsters who never gave me an once of headache except for the fact that they both had the uncanny ability to up and die in the middle of winter making the hamster funeral and burial in the backyard a bery miserable experience. |
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If it's the former, I would definitely tell him the truth. |
I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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TurboTax
Anyone use this? I filed my return a week ago monday and have not had my return hit my bank accoutn. They said ten days. Its This is the tenth business day (including day I filed which was during the morning) and way past the tenth day period. Are people getting their returns timely? Should I follow up on this?
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Ever heard of PM? You could find a more subtle way to clue Hank in without humiliating him in front of his imaginary friends here. |
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Dude...i know the answer to this one, call me. |
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