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Ha. You certainly have a high opinion of yourself (big surprise). Your dig on me was hardly in the "bitch slap" category, old man. Unless gnats have five fingers.

TM

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I know you are, but what am I?

Am I getting the hang of this yet?

etft

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And I didn't know there were a bunch of uptight virgins running around DC.

I guess you learn something new every day.

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Oh, please. There's an entire system for rating these that you're well aware of, and, while you came back with the lame "your wife/mama/sister" variation, which gets, maybe, a three, I got you on erectile dysfunction, which is ALWAYS an eight. So, I got you for five, softie.

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No. It's kind of sad.

And now, I'm going to go out, look at the rain and the wind and the dark, scudding front, and ponder the wisdom of riding the mc to work today.

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Hey, if you're throwing it around and not even giving it one-night-stand status, I'll take a blow job.

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I think I'd rather have Reagan quotes than spelling jokes. And I'm not a Republican.

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Coltrane, I'll get back to you in a minute, but for now I have a job to do.....

Chimps nearing extinction, study warns
Orphan data suggests one species could be gone in 20 years

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The chimpanzee, could be extinct in around 50 years because it is hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation and disease.
Only 8,000 remain of the most vulnerable chimpanzee subspecies, the Pan troglodytes vellerosus, which is found predominantly in Nigeria, and it could be extinct in two decades, according to a new study.

etaq, what the hell is that monkey sitting on?

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Translation: When it comes to penises, I'm a five. You're an eight.

TM

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I'll let my boyfriend know he'll be deflowering a virgin in a couple of hours. An uptight virgin. He'll be very disappointed when he discovers I'm not bringing another woman home with me.

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if I saw the following headline and assumed that the French somehow got on the Reagan funeral schedule?

French Royalists Stage Funeral for Relic

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I know. Jesus, will someone please send them some fucking cows, pigs and chickens already? For fuck's sake.

p.s. If you come over later, I will show you what I'm sitting on. Bring your glasses.

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It's a piece of hard plastic. I'm sure it doesn't care one way or another.

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That story better be from The Onion or I will end my support for the French by boycotting Au Bon Pain forever.

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Can we make it for a little later? I have an appointment with Coltrane - shouldn't take long.