Patent Malpractice
 

Hmmm....edited to better match dates/historical record?

Other famous words from Atticus Grinch's inner futurist:

5/7/42: "Gentlemen! As soon as I get out of school, I'm becoming a big band star."

3/14/48: "Chaps, this Benny Carter fellow is smashing! This guy will be around forever!"

6/30/52: "Father has a friend on the Committe of Bar Examiners--I cannot fail."

3/2/2000: "I don't much care for this Gunderson fellow. His incessant associate raises will be the death of us all. I think I shall lateral to Brobeck, as their PPP was much higher this year and is increasing."


Better?

Patent Malpractice
 

That's weird. When I think of Atticus he doesn't sound anything like that.

Patent Malpractice
 

Does it sound more like this?

http://www.sixmilliondollarsite.co.u...20houseman.gif

(At least during liturgical or historical posts.)

Patent Malpractice
 

Gatti, you are so perfect that it makes me ache.

Patent Malpractice
 

I guess my attempt at being all ironical and shit didn't work. Atticus' posts do sound like a lesson plan sometimes...:P

Nutty Professor
 

No, it worked. I just wanted to make it all about me and how I feel about Atticus.

Nutty Professor
 

Humph. How quickly the spotlight dims.

Nutty Professor
 

Now, now, I have enough love for all of you, my perfect one. And I never picture you as John Houseman or wearing either breeches and a doublet or a black robe and white wig.

Nutty Professor
 

Thy "re:" line maketh my sanguine humours to course and boil within mine veins, varlet.

Nutty Professor
 

My love doth so approve him that even his stubbornness, his checks, his frowns, and his calling me a varlet though I be a chick, have grace and favor.

Nutty Professor
 

My, you are feeling frisky today.

Nutty Professor
 

I think I would be turned on if I knew what you guys were saying.

:shrug:

Locals
 

I didn't know Robust Puppy and Idle Acts were local (and they may not be), but, if so, you should invite them for cocktails next time, Mr. Grinch.

Locals
 

I probably technically have to buy the first round at this point, lest I be thought a cad, even though I know I don't stand a chance of scoring --- at least with Idle Acts. NTTAWWT.

Gunderson
 

Anybody know what's going on there? They've been off the radar screen for some time now.