signs of the asockalypse
 

Conversing with your own socks is a definite sign of looserdom. Whifferoonini! Get a room already.

signs of the asslips
 

Does one really need a Room Of One's Own to masturbate? isn't one sort of in the room? Or a box? Which is like a room, in that it is a three-dimesional square.

foibles
 

Originally posted by mmm3587

Don't try fucking the asshole.

Have partners you like keep you busy enough that you don't need to work for asshole.

foibles
 

Do fuck the asshole. Film it. Post it. Live it. Be it.

foibles
 

Then you're not taking the right approach to work. Unless you're a partner, you are there to do a specific group's partners' work. If other partners in other groups are asking you to do work, it takes away from your ability to do your own work. A partner who says I want my associates available to do our group's work and not messing around with other random joe's in the firm, as long as he has the work to support you, shouldn't be considered to be considered territorial tomfoolery, he shoudl be considered someone who is concerned about not overworking his associates lending them out to jackasses and someone who hires people for HIS group to work in HIS group and should be able to expect that you are available to do the group's work and not tied up doing someone else's crap.

foibles
 

Have any of the associates in larger offices of your firm organized themselves into guilds? Does your partner have a really cool coat of arms?

foibles
 

Bitter contract attorney hack hunting for overtime, Ty?

foibles
 

Wrong, but you get some credit for a quick response.

I just work at a shop where associates are not the vassals of individual lords, er, partners.

foibles
 

I want you so bad the way that I can never tell if you're joking with all this triple entendre and your happy pussy avatar and your dirty looks and the way that you fantasize about me.

Since Slot C girl had been several months now, I may audition a replacement. You're in the running!

foibles
 

Yeah, I think that some people don't understand that law firms can be organized in very different ways and have very different cultures and that universal answers don't work. My firm has very discrete groups but no compulsory assignment system, which I like quite a bit.

butter that muffin
 

Here is a reasonable facsimile of my breasts, only mine are white with pink nipples and aren't quite as low as these. The shape is similar.

[SPREE - naked boobs]
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/play...t0604_playmate

foibles
 

I hate you too. And it's a sleepy kitten. Not necessarily happy.

Night night.

foibles
 

It is a sweepy, wittle, kitty-kitty. So, cute. It is the only thing about you that I like I hate everything else.

butter that muffin
 

Bitch please. The entire FB has already seen multiple graphic displays of my TITS (a subsitute for bra size, I suppose), as has most of Minnesota, much of Europe, and some on each cost.

The more I think about it, the same is true for my IQ. IQ is substitute for "fancy place" a/k/a pussy, right?

Message to Beetlejuice
 

"Reasonable facsimile" is not good enough. Post your own and then get out of dodge.