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More fun than googling ... uh, no
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Maybe Yoda's in there. |
I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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I, for one, have no clue what league I am in. I think it varies hugely by audience - get me out among the uselessly overeducated/science types and they all adore me, hot or ragingly wealthy or not; get me out with stockbrokers and I'm generally dogmeat. I think it may be that I'm OK looking and rate well on many of the basic scales (low-maintenance, niceness, humor, money/sucess), but anyone looking for models with gravity defying tits ain't gonna look twice at a boring brown midget like me. I've been dissed by guys who can only inspire the reaction: "you ... are dissing ME? Ha, ha, hahahahah!" And I've had guys I thought were exceedingly cool (i.e.: out of my league) tell me they never though someone like me would deign to be interested in someone like them. So I've basically given up trying to sort it out. |
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Oh, I've been to Nice and the Isles of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got. I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me. |
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Slice of Office Life
You know how, if you've been working somewhere for a while, there are these weird little office-life milestones as you go along? Obvious ones like changing pages in your desk calendar for the new year, and more mundane stuff like your chron file expanding into a new binder, changing the battery in your calculator, the post-its in your desk running out, using the last mechanical pencil lead in the pack, every-day little office time-markers like that?
Well, today my stapler ran out of staples AND my tape dispenser ran out of tape. I found this remarkable. That is all. |
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And to continue on with slice-of-life stuff, two days ago my friend and I were in Hermes and witnessed the purchase of a $9,500 ostrich Birkin. The stuff of urban legend, I am told. They tried to charge her $10,000 but she said in a loud voice that the negotiated price was $9,500. Way to negotiate a bargain for your Birkin, lady. Excelsior to you. |
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Anyway, "boring midget" is an oxymoron. By definition, a midget is anything but boring. |
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