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Originally posted by LessinSF
Apparently, her boyfriend's getting the anal tonight.

In that case, she should probably invest in the Neorest. The massaging spray and the warm dryer may come in handy.

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

It is always better to confirm your date's gender before bringing her home. Shooting at her later because her cock is bigger than yours is generally frowned upon.

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Inside Old Skool Joke

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It is always better to confirm your date's gender before bringing her home. Shooting at her later because her cock is bigger than yours is generally frowned upon.

Spree: news article

Ohhhhhhhh Shit!

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The chimpanzee, could be extinct in around 50 years because it is hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation and disease.

MMmmmmm. Chimpburger.

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Originally posted by LessinSF
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Tantrically speaking, let's ride bikes, and of course after a long grueling bike ride, I like to peel off my sweaty spandex bike shorts, plop down on my favorite brown faux-leather chair, spread my knees far apart, bend down from the waist and take a big sniff.

Ahhhhh, there is nothing like the aroma of freshly baked cookies!

:lurk2:

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Originally posted by john123
Tantrically speaking, let's ride bikes, and of course after a long grueling bike ride, I like to peel off my sweaty spandex bike shorts, plop down on my favorite brown faux-leather chair, spread my knees far apart, bend down from the waist and take a big sniff.

Ahhhhh, there is nothing like the aroma of freshly baked cookies!

:lurk2:

That is sofa king we todd did.

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Originally posted by ironweed
That is sofa king we todd did.

Warning: Hank is likely to be pissed off at this. Prepare for the wrath of Hank.

Or something...

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Warning: Hank is likely to be pissed off at this. Prepare for the wrath of Hank.

Or something...

I think it was Mr. Royesbeck (sp?) who said that 90% of the best poster's posts are below the level of their good posts. I kind of agree, but want to point out that B&B hits a pretty consistant quality level with almost 100% of her posts.

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

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Ever find out something about a "date" too late in the evening to try for someone else?
Once, I'm using my sexrap at this bar, leaning against a railing, chatting up this woman for a few hours. She really liked me, I could tell. But all I really saw was 1 side of her face. Then about 1:15 I caught full-face. She was missing 2 teeth on the dark side I hadn't seen. It was too late to go to plan B, but I have to say the missing teeth were a turn-off. No offense to anyone missing teeth.

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ever find out something about a "date" too late in the evening to try for someone else?
Once, I'm using my sexrap at this bar, leaning against a railing, chatting up this woman for a few hours. She really liked me, I could tell. But all I really saw was 1 side of her face. Then about 1:15 I caught full-face. She was missing 2 teeth on the dark side I hadn't seen. It was too late to go to plan B, but I have to say the missing teeth were a turn-off. No offense to anyone missing teeth.

If that gap is wide enough, it could probably make head interesting...

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

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LOL! G.O. Brings back the old skool memories (or should I say mammaries-pun INTENDED!!-LOL!) of the time when what I thought would never happen to me actually did in fact happen

http://drudgereport.com/siren.gif PENTHOUSE FORUM STORY ALERT http://drudgereport.com/siren.gif

It was back in my freshman year in college and I am at a rush party for DKE and drunk off my arse when lo and behold I end up at the head of the line to the keg chatting up one of the cheerleaders from the football team! A SENIOR! and while I was completely tongue tied (in a bad way;) ) the next thing I knew she had her tongue melding with mine as hers slinked halfway down my throat!!

Did I mention she had BIG MELONS encased in the sheerest whitest blouse this farm boy had ever done seen, which by virtue of its sheer nature, did nothing to hide the lacy red sateen bra beneath (and I'm getting a head of myself, no pun intended, but the panties matched the bra!!!)

Anyway, the thick of the plot is, we ended up in her boyfriend's (starting middle linebacker on the football team) room at the house and after a trip round the old bases courtesy of a smoovely stroked triple, which ended up a sloppy drunk 69 degrees of bodily integration, my willpower (and whiskeydick-LOL!) approached critical mass and I scaled the heights of her bazoombas and slipped my good old hatless jimmie between her bouncing baby casabas, and faster than you could say babbabooey I blew a semester's worth of dewey sap all over those DD cups with some spillage on the BF's suede couch.

Tres cool and coincidentally when I was back at the DKE house (she put in a good word for me with the BF, chairman of the Rush Committee, doncha know) for homecoming last fall, I happened upon the infamous suede couch (it now resides in the TV room)and the stain from my dew is still there! A legendary escapade fo shizzle! LOL!

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

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Originally posted by john123
LOL! G.O. Brings back the old skool memories (or should I say mammaries-pun INTENDED!!-LOL!) of the time when what I thought would never happen to me actually did in fact happen

http://drudgereport.com/siren.gif PENTHOUSE FORUM STORY ALERT http://drudgereport.com/siren.gif

It was back in my freshman year in college and I am at a rush party for DKE and drunk off my arse when lo and behold I end up at the head of the line to the keg chatting up one of the cheerleaders from the football team! A SENIOR! and while I was completely tongue tied (in a bad way;) ) the next thing I knew she had her tongue melding with mine as hers slinked halfway down my throat!!

Did I mention she had BIG MELONS encased in the sheerest whitest blouse this farm boy had ever done seen, which by virtue of its sheer nature, did nothing to hide the lacy red sateen bra beneath (and I'm getting a head of myself, no pun intended, but the panties matched the bra!!!)

Anyway, the thick of the plot is, we ended up in her boyfriend's (starting middle linebacker on the football team) room at the house and after a trip round the old bases courtesy of a smoovely stroked triple, which ended up a sloppy drunk 69 degrees of bodily integration, my willpower (and whiskeydick-LOL!) approached critical mass and I scaled the heights of her bazoombas and slipped my good old hatless jimmie between her bouncing baby casabas, and faster than you could say babbabooey I blew a semester's worth of dewey sap all over those DD cups with some spillage on the BF's suede couch.

Tres cool and coincidentally when I was back at the DKE house (she put in a good word for me with the BF, chairman of the Rush Committee, doncha know) for homecoming last fall, I happened upon the infamous suede couch (it now resides in the TV room)and the stain from my dew is still there! A legendary escapade fo shizzle! LOL!

WHOA! This guy gets my vote for bestest old skool newber. Where does he come up with this stuff?!? Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven!

"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
WHOA! This guy gets my vote for bestest old skool newber. Where does he come up with this stuff?!? Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven!

john hughes went to law school?

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Originally posted by LessinSF
This should have read "an up tight virgin." Apparently, her boyfriend's getting the anal tonight.

Fuck. Sorry, I forgot. Tomorrow.