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How high was this guy?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABP...2002152574.jpg

LITTLETON, Colo. — A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth: a 4-inch nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier.

He was taken to a suburban Denver hospital, where he underwent a four-hour surgery. The nail had plunged 1-1/2 inches into his brain, barely missing his right eye, Metcalse said.

Lawler told KUSA-TV in Denver that the nail gun had recoiled and hit him in the mouth. "For six days we were icing it and taking Advil, thinking I got hit real hard, like a punch. Way off!"

Lawler was recovering yesterday in the hospital, where he was expected to spend several more days. Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills of between $80,000 and $100,000, Katerina Lawler said her husband is in good spirits.

"The doctors said, 'If you're going to have a nail in the brain, that's the way you want it to be,' " she said. "He's the luckiest guy, ever."

Luckiest guy ever? Hm...

This guy is a pussy. He's a poor man's me.

How high was this guy?

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So the song parodies are temporary? I think we're the lucky ones, then.

Unless you obsessively go back and read them.

>This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe.
>That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! Are
>you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe?! If you ski at the west end
>of the lake -- try not to fall.

http://relampago.org/deer1.JPG

http://relampago.org/deer2.jpg

I learned to waterski in Lake Conroe. I used to fall a lot.

How high was this guy?

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Originally posted by Phinneus Gage

Full marks for the one-note tribute sock.

How high was this guy?

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Originally posted by Phinneus Gage
This guy is a pussy. He's a poor man's me.

Name spelled wrong, but I suppose an iron rod through the skull will do that.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
[blah blah, could be dead, blah]

Since you survived your waterskiing accident, there should be nothing preventing you from setting up a new thread.

Unless lazy-ass Ollie ass-lazy has failed to give you a name.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
>This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe.
>That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! Are
>you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe?! If you ski at the west end
>of the lake -- try not to fall.

http://relampago.org/deer1.JPG

http://relampago.org/deer2.jpg

I learned to waterski in Lake Conroe. I used to fall a lot.

Snopes.com doesn't quite agree.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Since you survived your waterskiing accident, there should be nothing preventing you from setting up a new thread.

Unless lazy-ass Ollie ass-lazy has failed to give you a name.

While I generally don't deny my lazy-assedness, I'm not holding things up. Lazy-ass Burger has the new thread name (which is what I said it would be if I got the K).

As my non-racist office is officially closed, I'm leaving now.

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Man. The new Friday, indeed.

How high was this guy?

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Name spelled wrong, but I suppose an iron rod through the skull will do that.

Jesus H. Gimme a fucking break. I need this kind of shit like I need a hole in the head.