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sebastian_dangerfield 09-05-2006 08:52 PM
Pushy the Puppy....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
[NSFW,IYWDNAOT]
http://sexypixcollection.blogspot.co...-pictures.html
That I'd eat till my was worn to a nub barely able to reach my lips.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-05-2006 08:54 PM
Another installation
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you cut off her head and all the other offensive parts and grill her up, I'll eat her.

TM
The head's the best part.

pony_trekker 09-05-2006 09:32 PM
Another installation
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It seems to me that Materazzi only does this shit because no one has beat his ass yet.

TM
Because soccer is a fag sport. Please, I have heard far worse in pee wee (11 and 12 year olds) travel hockey locker rooms.

For example, heard today: "Your mom got turned away from an ugly contest when they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'"

Penske_Account 09-05-2006 09:56 PM
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Because soccer is a fag sport.

With reticence, we signed my oldest daughter up for footsoccerball this fall. I suppose that's okay as she's a girl and its a girls game......yes?

Hank Chinaski 09-05-2006 10:11 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
With reticence, we signed my oldest daughter up for footsoccerball this fall. I suppose that's okay as she's a girl and its a girls game......yes?
depends: if the coach is a parent of another girl on the team, then you only need to check your State's Megan's law page- if not listed then it's okay.

Not a parent? does he have an accent and are you paying $2000 or more for her to be on the team? If the answer to either question is "no" you need to pull her off the team- that's likely a child molester right there.

Finally, and this is hearsay, if the Coach is darker skinned than, say, Dave Letterman, pull her off the team. Coltrane knows soccer and he feels that anyone who isn't lily white cheats in the way they play soccer. Don't know if that's true, but you want to trust the experts.

Penske_Account 09-05-2006 10:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
depends: if the coach is a parent of another girl on the team, then you only need to check your State's Megan's law page- if not listed then it's okay.
Her biological mother is the assistant coach. What should I do? White like Letterman though.

Flinty_McFlint 09-05-2006 10:34 PM
For Colbert fans
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Create your own On Notice board.

http://pic18.picturetrail.com/VOL920.../184783420.jpg
Hahahaha! Suck it, Acura TL!

Hank Chinaski 09-05-2006 10:46 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Her biological mother is the assistant coach. What should I do? White like Letterman though.
if you mean your first wife, aren't you concerned about a lack of conditioning? soccer players have to run quite a bit.

Penske_Account 09-05-2006 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you mean your first wife, aren't you concerned about a lack of conditioning? soccer players have to run quite a bit.
this is the one I had a kid with just prior to first wife's exit....

ltl/fb 09-06-2006 12:16 AM
For Colbert fans
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hahahaha! Suck it, Acura TL!
Why are we hating Acura TL?

And I second rp's nicely done to Hank. That was very nicely done.

And the people at the Trader Joe's say "Right on!" a lot. A LOT lot.

And there was one other thing, but I forget.

Hank Chinaski 09-06-2006 09:40 AM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I said I understood why people don't want to eat dogs. I don't agree with it and I think other cultures shouldn't be looked down upon for eating them, but I get it. That said, I don't really give a shit about dogs I don't know personally. So, if I were in Korea and my host served me some dog, I would have no problem eating it.
TM
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
Ha ha! You're not at Dewey Ballatine, are you?

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 09:52 AM
For Colbert fans
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are we hating Acura TL?

And I second rp's nicely done to Hank. That was very nicely done.

And the people at the Trader Joe's say "Right on!" a lot. A LOT lot.

And there was one other thing, but I forget.
Are we on break?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-06-2006 10:51 AM
For Colbert fans
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
And there was one other thing, but I forget.
you want more pie?

patentparanyc 09-06-2006 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
You wound me again. sigh Hank, why?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-06-2006 11:02 AM
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Originally posted by LessinSF
1. The taboos against cannibalism also relate to health.

2. Domestication as a distinction fails because sheep, cows, goats, yaks, have all been domesticated.

3. Companionship as a distinction is purely cultural. Dogs and horses are companions in other parts of the world, but eaten there too. Plus, many animals that are not companions (or domesticated) are disfavored as food here - see e.g. rats, which are widely eaten in Vietnam.

4. Intelligence as a distinction fails because we eat many animals which are smarter than dogs, such as pigs, and is also cultural, such as the Inuit who eat whale.

5. I eat it all.

6. As an aside, Bulgarians nod their head to indicate no, and shake for yes. It is very confusing, and resulted in the beggars thinking I was overjoyed to help them out.
I said "certain" domesticated animals. I was not saying companionship or intelligence was a distinction. And the nodding heads was sort of my point. We do one thing, others do another thing.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-06-2006 11:03 AM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Seriously? If someone ate came onto my property or in my house, and killed one of my dogs and ate them, what would I do? And I knew this beyond beyond a reasonable doubt?

1. Per Hank's post, sue them for them lack of consortium. Seriously though, sue them for every possible cause of action a creative plaintiff's/animal rights attorney could come up with.

2. After 1, and the passage of time, appropriate retribution outsourcing.
Pussy.

TM

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 11:04 AM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I said "certain" domesticated animals. I was not saying companionship or intelligence was a distinction. And the nodding heads was sort of my point. We do one thing, others do another thing.
Canada seemed very dog friendly to me, yes? That was one of my criteria for accepting honourary citisenship.

pony_trekker 09-06-2006 11:09 AM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I said "certain" domesticated animals. I was not saying companionship or intelligence was a distinction. And the nodding heads was sort of my point. We do one thing, others do another thing.
1 answer: vegan

ThurgreedMarshall 09-06-2006 11:09 AM
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Because soccer is a fag sport. Please, I have heard far worse in pee wee (11 and 12 year olds) travel hockey locker rooms.

For example, heard today: "Your mom got turned away from an ugly contest when they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'"
I wasn't talking about his shit talking. I was talking about the link which had a bunch of his cheap (and dangerous) shots on the pitch.

TM

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 11:16 AM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pussy.

TM

One of my dogs ate a cat once. Does this fit into the conversation at all?

taxwonk 09-06-2006 11:18 AM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I will bring you some barbeque from Giddings for comparison's sake. I smuggled some into ACL a few years ago. I was worried that security was going to confiscate it because I wasn't supposed to be bringing food in. Then I was worried that security was going to confiscate it because security was stoned and hungry. Fortunately, they managed to overlook four pounds of meat in my backpack.
They probably thought it was pot.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-06-2006 11:19 AM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I said "certain" domesticated animals. I was not saying companionship or intelligence was a distinction. And the nodding heads was sort of my point. We do one thing, others do another thing.
I am amazed that we are into day two of this conversation without any quotation of the Pulp Fiction dialogue about pigs being filthy animals.

Carry on.

taxwonk 09-06-2006 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Someone eats guinea pigs. I can't remember where, but I think it's in South America. Close enough?
Peru. You can also get them in the US in some Peruvian restaurants.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-06-2006 11:31 AM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Peru. You can also get them in the US in some Peruvian restaurants.
And in many pet stores and elementary schools, if you have a hankering and don't mind the DIY approach.

Hank Chinaski 09-06-2006 11:34 AM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I am amazed that we are into day two of this conversation without any quotation of the Pulp Fiction dialogue about pigs being filthy animals.

Carry on.
I did the dogs part, which is all that seemed to fit. Am I on ignore?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-06-2006 11:41 AM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Canada seemed very dog friendly to me, yes? That was one of my criteria for accepting honourary citisenship.
I am not really sure what is going on in Canada these days.

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 11:48 AM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not really sure what is going on in Canada these days.
Wine production is up in the Okanagan, and not that boxed crap that Ty's pals in CA produce.

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 11:50 AM
dog update
 
I just attended a birthday celebration for one of my dogs. Carob cake served. No animals eaten, but dogs did eat cake. fwiw.

eta: this is outable, so please be discreete.

barely_legal 09-06-2006 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This is starting to remind me of "Road Trip." You know, "because it's YOUR dog."

Never mind.

Has anyone here (aside from myself and GWNC (confident guess)) read Gordan Korman? If so, what's your favorite? I'm looking forward to giving "No Coins Please" to an 8 year old nephew.
I read about a half-dozen of his books when I was in middle school. No Coins Please was definitely the best. I also liked the one about the high school for the arts (I still remember the artist guy who had the compulsion to paint camels). The other ones don't stick out much in my mind. There was one that took place in a private school and another that took place at a very shitty public high school and neither of those really stand out in my mind. How can I remember all this crap and not remember anything from a deposition I took last month?

Which book had the grandfather who was obsessed ith the weather channel?

Tyrone Slothrop 09-06-2006 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Wine production is up in the Okanagan, and not that boxed crap that Ty's pals in CA produce.
They make ice wine in Canada. Say, do you know anything about ice wine?

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 11:56 AM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
They make ice wine in Canada. Say, do you know anything about ice wine?
W p, p.

Replaced_Texan 09-06-2006 12:01 PM
dog update
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I just attended a birthday celebration for one of my dogs. Carob cake served. No animals eaten, but dogs did eat cake. fwiw.

eta: this is outable, so please be discreete.
The Displaced Dog and The Puppy are supremely disappointed they weren't invited. They usually have cheesecake on their birthdays, but I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't be adverse to carob cake.

The Displaced Dog's 14th birthday will be next month. Ya'll are all invited.

ltl/fb 09-06-2006 12:04 PM
For Colbert fans
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are we on break?
???

The other thing is that the Oxo mango pitter thingy does, as Cooks Illustrated promised, work quite well. I need to get better at figuring out which way the pit is aligned, but other than a slightly cut-up top, it was perfect. I may be using it again tonight, if the other mango has ripened.

No one responded to my pleas for pie so I gave them up. For the moment. And had vodka and wine instead. Not mixed together.

Hank Chinaski 09-06-2006 12:09 PM
For Colbert fans
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
???

The other thing is that the Oxo mango pitter thingy does, as Cooks Illustrated promised, work quite well. I need to get better at figuring out which way the pit is aligned, but other than a slightly cut-up top, it was perfect. I may be using it again tonight, if the other mango has ripened.

No one responded to my pleas for pie so I gave them up. For the moment. And had vodka and wine instead. Not mixed together.
Marie Callender's October pie sale starts in 2 weeks!!!!

http://www.mariecallenders.com/our_f...ails.php?Id=29

http://www.mariecallenders.com/famous_pies/

Shape Shifter 09-06-2006 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
WILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS QUIT WITH THE FUCKING ENORMOUS IMAGES??????
How else can I post pictures of my cock?

ltl/fb 09-06-2006 12:12 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How else can I post pictures of my cock?
Include a ruler in the picture and size it down -- it may make the ruler look like a toothpick, but we will get the idea.

Hank Chinaski 09-06-2006 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How else can I post pictures of my cock?
quit using a normal lens. Get a zoom, or you can crop off the space around the penis should you insist on using the standard lens.




My god what a softball. It's like Taxwonk has your login.

Shape Shifter 09-06-2006 12:22 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had excellent barbeque this weekend. With fried okra. I do not like okra, but I like fried okra. I also had a very yummy peach cobbler and some coffee ice cream.

Next weekend, I am brunching at Stubbs. That barbeque better kick ass. Although I confess it is the thought of fried green tomatoes that is making me drool.
I make excellent fried okra.

patentparanyc 09-06-2006 12:26 PM
Unflattering Pic of Suri Cruise
 
Not a good looking baby. heh. Not a disfigured baby but funny looking man. cute since she is a baby but ooh faa. facia bruta.


Spree: Gawker pics from Vanity Fair:

http://gawker.com/news/suri/suri-the...air-198786.php


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