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Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 02:57 PM

I bet you think this post is about you
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2, subject to working "Penske" into it. I think that kicks it up a notch.....BAM!
It's implied, no?

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 02:58 PM

I bet you think this post is about you
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Penske's sad constant bid for attention

That is better, no?
We could start that thread right now, but he'd just keep coming back here.

Shape Shifter 08-31-2006 02:58 PM

Hottest ERISA lawyer in America
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As someone who went to school with the dude, he's a very nice guy, but he's not exactly my number one choice for being in synch with the cultural zeitgeist. For instance, I bet he's never even HEARD of Belle & Sebastian.
Where did he go to school?

NotFromHere 08-31-2006 02:58 PM

Wow
 
Two weeks ago, one of Cindy Kienow's regular customers left her a $100 tip on a tab that wasn't even half that. This week, he added a couple of zeros.

Kienow, a bartender at Applebee's, got a $10,000 tip from the man — for a $26 meal — on Sunday.

"I couldn't move," Kienow said. "I didn't know what to say. He said, `This will buy you something kind of nice, huh?' And I said, `Yeah, it will.'"

Kienow said the man, whom company officials have declined to name, comes in several times a month and eats at the end of the bar. He has always tipped well, she said, usually leaving $15 on a $30 tab.

Then came the $100 tip, followed by the real shocker.

"He usually signs his ticket and flips it upside down," said Kienow, 35, who has worked at the restaurant for eight years. "But this time, he had it right-side up and said `I want you to know this is not a joke.'"

It's not, company officials agreed.

Kienow said that while she always talks with the man when he comes in — usually about current events or the weather — she can't think of anything that would have prompted the huge tip.

"I've been waiting on him for about three years," Kienow said. "We'd just talk across the bar he's a really nice guy. I hope he comes back in so I can tell him thank you

I'll bet she wants to tell him thank you.


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Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:00 PM

I bet you think this post is about you
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Cletus Miller


a sad, constant bid for Penske's attention

2.

dtb 08-31-2006 03:01 PM

I bet you think this post is about you
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But would you suck off a Roman if Scarlett Johannsen promised you a month's worth of sex?
A month's worth of sex? You're married now, so what's that? Once?

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:01 PM

Hottest ERISA lawyer in America
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I saw a movie about that once. It was about a woman who loved to deep throat, and would have orgasms if she was deep throating, and about her experiences in figuring out why she reacted this way to deep throating.

I think it was called "The woman who had orgasms from giving oral sex."
Was that a Dark Bros joint?

SlaveNoMore 08-31-2006 03:02 PM

Wow
 
Quote:

NotFromHere
Two weeks ago, one of Cindy Kienow's regular customers left her a $100 tip on a tab that wasn't even half that. This week, he added a couple of zeros.

Kienow, a bartender at Applebee's, got a $10,000 tip from the man — for a $26 meal — on Sunday.

"I couldn't move," Kienow said. "I didn't know what to say. He said, `This will buy you something kind of nice, huh?' And I said, `Yeah, it will.'"

Kienow said the man, whom company officials have declined to name, comes in several times a month and eats at the end of the bar. He has always tipped well, she said, usually leaving $15 on a $30 tab.

Then came the $100 tip, followed by the real shocker.

"He usually signs his ticket and flips it upside down," said Kienow, 35, who has worked at the restaurant for eight years. "But this time, he had it right-side up and said `I want you to know this is not a joke.'"

It's not, company officials agreed.

Kienow said that while she always talks with the man when he comes in — usually about current events or the weather — she can't think of anything that would have prompted the huge tip.

"I've been waiting on him for about three years," Kienow said. "We'd just talk across the bar he's a really nice guy. I hope he comes back in so I can tell him thank you

I'll bet she wants to tell him thank you.


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She must have good flair.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 03:02 PM

Hottest ERISA lawyer in America
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where did he go to school?
Toronto Country Day School's tots program. He was still in Huggies when the rest of the class had moved on to Pampers.

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:03 PM

FYI
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
According to the IMdB, Lisa Rinna is 43.

tm
I like older woman.

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:03 PM

I bet you think this post is about you
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's implied, no?
the devil in the details, yes?

dtb 08-31-2006 03:05 PM

Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...rry_hamlin.jpg

3 things.

1. I hate Lisa Rinna. I don't know why. I don't even know her. Still.

2. For a woman who is so lean, she is incredibly thick-waisted.

3. There's something terribly wrong with the skin on her belly. She's 40.
There is something wrong with the skin on her belly but what does it have to do with being 40?

NotFromHere 08-31-2006 03:07 PM

You're fired
 
Trump fires Carolyn.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._10a.widec.jpg

The Post story attributed Kepcher’s firing to excessive self-promotion as a star at the expense of her performance at her day job, an account echoed for The Associated Press by a person close to the situation. The person insisted on anonymity because it was a personnel matter.

That's too bad. I liked her more than George.

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Sidd Finch 08-31-2006 03:07 PM

You're fired
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Trump fires Carolyn.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._10a.widec.jpg

The Post story attributed Kepcher’s firing to excessive self-promotion as a star at the expense of her performance at her day job, an account echoed for The Associated Press by a person close to the situation. The person insisted on anonymity because it was a personnel matter.

That's too bad. I liked her more than George.

link
That has to be among the world's worst comb-overs.

NotFromHere 08-31-2006 03:08 PM

Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
There is something wrong with the skin on her belly but what does it have to do with being 40?
It looks like the skin of a 60 yo. Pretty leathery and a little loose for 40. Or maybe I just hang with women with tighter skin.


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