Yay beach!
 

I would think people would be more excited about the plane thing. I am happy I entirely missed the bad times.

Yay beach!
 

Yay beach!
 

Enh. I snuck hand lotion through security twice in 2 weeks. By accident. I really didn't know it was in my purse, until yesterday while I was looking for a particular lipstick.

They only bust the grandmas with jelly in their purses. In other news, the guys sitting behind me at the game yesterday figured out a way to bring in 2 fifths of rum through security.
So no one is safe.

Fucking Dog
 

You didn't answer his question.

Yay beach!
 

Your linked site does not seem to describe that, but I see it is lower down in my linked article.

Yay beach!
 

scroll down to point 1. The part in bold.

JFC.

Or, if pictures are your thing

Fucking Dog
 

Funny, that. What are the categories?

Yay beach!
 

I like pictures. I still see nothing on the page you linked to, though. I'm just saying. Did you click on your link? Because misinformation is bad.

Yay beach!
 

It is so sensitive of the TSA, after all these liquid toiletries have gone through in recent weeks, to be concerned about their comfort.

Yay beach!
 

It worked for me. I am better than you.

Football Update
 

Continuing my west coast tour of stadiums in which to watch my team play like complete shit, I am able to report that Seattle fans are quite friendly (for the most part*) and I much prefer having our asses handed to us in Seattle to having our asses handed to us in San Diego. Good times.



*exception - two assjacks who were calling my friend a "faggot" repeatedly on our way out of the stadium and who apparently don't know what homophobe means or that saying "control your bitch" to Mr. Man is unlikely to elicit much of a response (though my girlfriend and I loved the line and will use it from now on as often as possible).

Yay beach!
 

It has lots of stuff about how only breast milk and medications are allowed, on what I get to. Oh well. My computer sucks.

The link to the picture shows the right info. I like pictures. They're pretty.

Yay beach!
 

I think that the sample zip-top bag in the picture is the only bag the TSA will ever see that contains both Wet 'n Wild foundation and an Evian atomizer.

Yay beach!
 

Why do we need to carry on baby shampoo?


ETA and it goes without saying that you are better than I am.

Fucking Dog
 

Fore some reason, "Weird Science" just popped into my head. Specifically, this quote:

Max: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max, Ian: Bigger tits.
Max: Go! Go! Go!
Garry: Give em the knee shooters.

So, the categories are:

(1) bigger/smaller than Kelly LeBrock's boobs?
(2) If your answer to (1) is "bigger", then bigger/smaller than knee shooters?