Well played, playah,

Your word is bond indeed. Bully for you. Honour is a concept lost on most these days.

Go RT, go!

Vagina.

What happens when the admins disagree? Is there an appeals process? A final arbiter?

Inane pet question
 

Yeah; it's called a bathroom sink.

My idiot cat refuses to drink still water (at least when I'm around) so I have to turn the faucet to a slow drip on demand**. Then the other cat decided she had to drink from the faucet too.

I've considered getting one of the fountains. If you get one, let me know how your pets like it.

**Those of you who are owned by a cat understand this.

An excellent suggestion to replace the current thread title. At the Admin's discretion, of course.

Inane pet question
 

I got one for free from a friend, and my cats don't seem to prefer it to still water. But if your cat insists on drinking from e.g. a dripping tap, then it's probably worth it.

I'm not a lawyer anymore. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Now this is some major shit stirring. I would have thought that you, like me, would have learned your lesson after the last antic-debacle...

I did. See how I'm sucking up to the Admin's? Except for the pussy thing, but she knows I'm kidding, I think.

Punctuation flaunter
 

And apparently an. Un. Believable. Hypocrite. Or rule-breaker. Or both.

Yes, but the last time we thought someone knew we were kidding, the Wiz of Waz and the Bonz saw one of their closest pals get offed. RIP. [sniff]

eta: It's all in good fun, until the shit flows over the bowl and onto your John Lobbs. Then it ain't so funny.

Hey
 

Denise Richards. Heidi Fleiss girl or not? Or did you just pull that one out of your ass like all the rest?

I think it was the "number 9 with a bullet" comment.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

If you hate the game, can't you hate the playahs who play it?