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bold_n_brazen 05-12-2004 12:23 PM
Ass too big?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
We knew that. We just didn't want to visualize what you were doing with the candlestick...
Alright! That's enough! All of you, out of my ballroom!

ltl/fb 05-12-2004 12:23 PM
Ass too big?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
We knew that. We just didn't want to visualize what you were doing with the candlestick...
Speak for yourself, Mr. Hand. And really I think it is better described as a pillar candle.

Gattigap 05-12-2004 12:25 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Once the domain of beef broth and soy milk, look for wine in a Tetra Pak, soon to be on shelves near you.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...9a.hmedium.jpg

Reports are that Boone's Farm, realizing that its turf has shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, has simply surrendered.

Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?

Gattigap

taxwonk 05-12-2004 12:29 PM
Ass too big?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I stopped by one of my friend's parents' house last night to pick up a piece of horse equipment. The mother happens to be English, with a charming accent. As I walked by her, she swacked me on the rump with some papers in her hand and said "Bunny, putting on some weight?" I haven't been able to eat since, even though I haven't put on weight.

For some reason, people with cute accents seem to be able to pull off being obnoxious far better than those with, let's say Queens or Boston accents.

What is the appropriate way to respond to a 60-year-old friend of the family who smacks you on the butt and tells you that you're looking like a fatty?
Smack her in the face with an anvil.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2004 12:29 PM
Ass too big?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Alright! That's enough! All of you, out of my ballroom!
That's fine. Can you point me in the direction of the extractatorium?

Shape Shifter 05-12-2004 12:30 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Once the domain of beef broth and soy milk, look for wine in a Tetra Pak, soon to be on shelves near you.

Reports are that Boone's Farm, realizing that its turf has shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, has simply surrendered.

Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?

Gattigap
The article also states that they are marketing wine in aluminum cans. I would never drink wine from an aluminum can. Unless it was the only thing left at the bottom of the cooler.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2004 12:31 PM
Hey Admins
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Mr. Ruysbroeck, you suck!
Bitch, please.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-12-2004 12:32 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Once the domain of beef broth and soy milk, look for wine in a Tetra Pak, soon to be on shelves near you.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...9a.hmedium.jpg

Reports are that Boone's Farm, realizing that its turf has shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, has simply surrendered.

Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?

Gattigap
Wine in a tetra pak has been available in Canada since the late 80's. I should know. It's generally really really bad wine.

However, the other night we were served wine with a screw cap. It is apparently the new thing - it preserves the wine better than cork. Or so the waiter at Applebees said.

taxwonk 05-12-2004 12:33 PM
Spotted on the Beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spending a lot of time there are you, john?

TM
Yez, Sally, I'm handing out condoms to protect them from you.

notcasesensitive 05-12-2004 12:34 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The article also states that they are marketing wine in aluminum cans. I would never drink wine from an aluminum can. Unless it was the only thing left at the bottom of the cooler.
mixes well with red bull. or so I've heard.

notcasesensitive 05-12-2004 12:36 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wine in a tetra pak has been available in Canada since the late 80's. I should know. It's generally really really bad wine.

However, the other night we were served wine with a screw cap. It is apparently the new thing - it preserves the wine better than cork. Or so the waiter at Applebees said.
A guy at Wine Spectator has been pushing the screw cap concept for some time. I'm a fan of the new non-cork corks. BUt that is only becuase I suck at opening wine and I haven't figured out a way to destroy the fake corks and end up with fake cork floaties in the wine yet. I'm sure I'll find a way. Given enough time and alcohol.

sunnybunny 05-12-2004 12:36 PM
Hey Admins
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Bitch, please.

Whatever, fatty.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2004 12:45 PM
Hey Admins
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Whatever, fatty.
Stop projecting, fat ass.

purse junkie 05-12-2004 12:45 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?

Gattigap
Of course it's not toolish, you effete snob. I'm sure it goes beautifully with Cheetos.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-12-2004 12:50 PM
Plasticosity
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Man, you gotta take a rest. These days your stinger is sagging like Fringey's tits.
I bet you sure play a mean pinball.

TM


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