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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe you should call the Texas Rangers and report that he's harboring a state legislator in his house. That should get them bashing down the doors real quick.

Thanks for bringing our shame here!

There is no solution.

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
The thought of it makes me shudder because it would remove from my list one of the main focus groups of my teasing and torment. This is just one more goup that is a product of our "blame someone else" "it isn't my fault" society. We spend healthcare dollars that could be finding a cure for a real disease trying to find an excuse for these fatties. There is only one explanation, they are lazy people who cannot control their own fucking eating!

Hey, we all do bad shit but it is the unwillingness to accept responsbility that pisses me off. If my liver falls out or I get lung cancer I have nobody to blame but myself -- I would be embarrassed to say that I wasn't smart enough to know that drink and smoke could kill me. These people sit around filling their faces with greasy, salty and sugary foods until the only way to describe them is "round" and then they wanna blame the people who made the food. Like you didn't know eating 4 super value meals at lunch would make you fat? Like you didn't see the pounds piling on and connect the two?

And then they try all of these late-night advertised fucking weight-loss tricks and then wanna sue the manufacturers because they don't work. Of course they don't work you fat piece of shit because anything that promises weight-loss while you sit on the couch and eat a large pizza is fucking lying. Even the good ones won't work unless you use them and QUIT FUCKING EATING SO DAMN MUCH!!

Didn't mean to go off but you know I just get pissed that smokers have been forced out into the streets and now out of the bars and restaurants and yet I still have to look at fatties everywhere I go (can't they have a special section at restaurants so I do not have to see that shit?) and nobody complains about all of the health costs the states will be enduring because these people will not get off of their fucking fat asses and take care of themselves.

Some asshole in California just tried to bring legislation that would prevent children from eating Oreos. It would be utterly Karmic for him to choke to death trying to force down an underblended kale smoothie... we can only hope.

Bloomberg should be caned for high crimes of extreme sissiness/correctness for his anti-smoking campaign. His clueless limousine do-goodery will fuck us all soon enough. Next it'll be bars without alcohol. Hell, they've already eliminated drinking at lunch - its grounds for termination in most places.

I'm repulsed and disgusted by the fat as much as the next self-important vain guy, but lardass and Ms. Lardass have their place, at the bar, next to the smoker and the boozehound. People should be allowed to do whatever the hell they like to themselves. I still can't figure out whay we can't use drugs we buy which get us really high for recreation, but we can get drugs legally which help the weakest and self-absorbed of us deal with reality. Someobody should take these prozac junkies and expose them to marijuana. Give that snivelling bitch in the psychiatrist's chair rambling about her "inability to connect" with others a mirror full of blow and a bottle of Dom. She won't need drugs for a few days after that. Oh, and that kid of yours who keeps telling you he knows it all - give him five hits of strong acid. He'll come back realizing just how little he knows about life, and if he doesn't, feed him a mushroom omellette.

S(a lot of people need a fat slap across the face)D

Playboy: the video game

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah, this about sums it up: ""Nudity can be done very classy, "

Note to Lawyer Pissness, I did not bring this quote.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you some sort of paigow tribute sock? You are like a really rabid version of me and say things even I wouldnt.

I have to say that I am not but I will take that as compliment if you will permit me to. I believe that you are selling yourself short if you think that I would say anything that you would not -- your rabidity (new word?) is something peons like myself can only admire and aspire to.

"Well, I am no slouch myself you know."
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge, I'd say that you're quite a slouch."

Attention Hockey People

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Speaking of great aggressive Canadian sports -- I HEART CURLING!

You have just earned yourself a special place in my heart. What a great game curling is. Rivals Quidditch for the most fun you can have with a broom and a bunch of rocks.

Fatness and Health Problems

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Originally posted by evenodds
That's nothing to be proud of: in my experience, medical families have the worst health care because they always self-medicate and self-diagnose and feel the same about doctors as you do. (Although it is very convenient when you forget a prescription while traveling.)

Anyway, I was amazed that our doctor did not advise the OddMan to alter his diet, stop smoking, or stop drinking. Well, she does want him to stop smoking, but she didn't give him a hard time about it.

So maybe it wouldn't be as bad as you think.

I always ask my wife's dad about medical care. I had a friend recently who was diagnosed with a condition whereby his liver produces too much iron. He told his young doctor how much he drinks and his doctor freaked and told him he was an alcoholic and would die if he kept drinking any booze.

I asked my father in law about this since he trests patients with blood conditions. He said "Stupid young doctor - she's full of shit". His advice - drink all you like within reason. The damage done by iron overproduction and the damage done by booze are two different animals which do not work in concert.

Caveat: Her family all say stop smoking immediately to every smoker they see.

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Originally posted by evenodds
Thanks for bringing our shame here!

I think it's hysterical. I've been following this for three days now, and I'm glad that someone is finally growing some backbone in the legislature. Plus, it's been awhile since we've had legislators on the lam. At least this time, they made it out of the state.

There is no solution.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm repulsed and disgusted by the fat as much as the next self-important vain guy, but lardass and Ms. Lardass have their place, at the bar, next to the smoker and the boozehound. People should be allowed to do whatever the hell they like to themselves. I still can't figure out whay we can't use drugs we buy which get us really high for recreation, but we can get drugs legally which help the weakest and self-absorbed of us deal with reality. Someobody should take these prozac junkies and expose them to marijuana. Give that snivelling bitch in the psychiatrist's chair rambling about her "inability to connect" with others a mirror full of blow and a bottle of Dom. She won't need drugs for a few days after that. Oh, and that kid of yours who keeps telling you he knows it all - give him five hits of strong acid. He'll come back realizing just how little he knows about life, and if he doesn't, feed him a mushroom omellette.

S(a lot of people need a fat slap across the face)D

You might want to try switching to downers there SD....

There is no solution.

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I have to say that I am not but I will take that as compliment if you will permit me to. I believe that you are selling yourself short if you think that I would say anything that you would not -- your rabidity (new word?) is something peons like myself can only admire and aspire to.

"Well, I am no slouch myself you know."
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge, I'd say that you're quite a slouch."

Actually, I read a couple of more posts and have decided that you are the demonic cyberoffspring of Sebby and myself, except I dont kniw that our kid would be into Nascar and Thrashers (whatever those are). This is a mighty high form of compliment. Save me a barstool and I will see you at Happy Hour. I got the smokes. Sebby will bring the one hitter.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's hysterical. I've been following this for three days now, and I'm glad that someone is finally growing some backbone in the legislature. Plus, it's been awhile since we've had legislators on the lam. At least this time, they made it out of the state.

I love the old Killer B story, but 51 legislators is probably too much to squeeze into one garage apartment.

There is no solution.

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Originally posted by purse junkie
All I know is, if this stupid Oreo ban succeeds because some people suck them down like industrial vacuum cleaners and then are surprised that there are negative health effects, and I am thereby deprived of my rare craving for a single-serving mini-pack from my local junk food emporium, I will be seriously, seriously pissed off. :box:

Force Hostess Sno-Balls off the market, and there'll be absolute hell to pay.

Agreed. Any of youse touch my Oreos, and I kill ya. Any of youse touch my stuff, I kill ya.

K(you can keep the snowballs. I hate coconut)E

Edited before posting to keep my post as short and non-substantive (mirroring LFM) as possible :)

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Originally posted by TexLex
That's cute, Mr. Churchill, but I don't believe you - about the stopping smoking thing, that is.

I am fine with a tax on junk food - I think it's a great idea, in fact. At the grocery store it never fails - the most junky processed food is found in the baskets of those who look like they subsist wholly on junky processed food and have never heard of fresh fruit. But banning overweigh people from public? You're either being sarcastic and I'm not reading it well today or you're just a meanie.

-T(looking to put on 25-35lbs by Thanksgiving)L ;)

edited to add: or you're Paigow pretending not to be Paigow fucking with me again.

Being what is considered a casual smoker, I have actually quit for years at a time and even today with having taken up the habit again average less than 5 per day and never smoke before sundown. I am confident that I could walk away.

Perhaps you are correct and I did insert some sarcasm to make my point. I also have a mean streak and low tolerance for people who will not take responsbility for their actions.

Of course, most of really gross fatties are too big to get out of the house so we only have to contend with the "normal" fatties. My biggest problem is not with the fatties themselves but with their attitude and excuses. Most smokers I know are polite about it and will ask before lighting up and will generally not impose their smoking on others unless it is permitted by both the establishment and their companions. Fatties blame their situation on everyone and want the world to change for them. Fatties do not apologize to you when they take up half your seat on an airplane or in a movie theatre -- they sue the airlines and the movie houses for not making the seats big enough. Fatties do not apologize when they squeeze into a seat at the table behind you and smash you into your own table until you cannot breath -- they blame the restaurant for putting the tables too close together. Fatties sit in restaurants and alone order as much as everyone at your table combined and sluppily inhale all of it and then want healthcare when they cannot walk or breath. Finally, fatties stuff their faces with a whole bag of Oreos in one sitting and then want the cookies banned so that people who can control themselves and enjoy a couple of Oreos now and then cannot because the fatties don't want to exercise any self-control.

Attention Hockey People

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You have just earned yourself a special place in my heart. What a great game curling is. Rivals Quidditch for the most fun you can have with a broom and a bunch of rocks.

We also had a drunken sport called broomball. Did you ever play? Sort of hockey with taped up broom, a ball, no pads or skates, on ice after midnight. Add alcohol and stir.

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan

I can quit smoking today but you will still be a fatty.

And you will still be an arrogant, self-absorbed asswipe and an intolerant pox on the human race.

Just my .02

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Originally posted by kafka_esquire
Edited before posting to keep my post as short and non-substantive (mirroring LFM) as possible :)

Kafka, is this your way of telling us that you are LFM, or are you simply infatuated?