Buddy Button
 

I loved the "scenes from next week" trailler where Nate told Lisa in a demanding voice to take off her jeans when they were off in the woods. THat is about the hottest thing for me. Of course its gonna show her all offended and saying thats pseudo rape or male dominance or whatever and he will subconsicsouly think taht Brenda would totally be into it.

and speaking of hot, I thought Brenda's brother was one of the sexiest things going. I hope they bring him back. what was his real name? Jeremy someting italian?

As for AI, I saw the last few minutes of Carmen doing her super shitty karaoke act and Trenyce singing again. Oops, looks like crime doesnt pay, Trenyce. You are safe for another week. At least Americans have a notoriously short attention span. Here's to hoping that Clay got arrested jerking off in a men's room or something to take the heat off.

I am hoping someone else posts the other person in the bottom three.

Speaking of plastic surgery . . .
 

Excellent chance to combine threads. I recommend the movie Lovely and AMazing with the lovely and amazing Catherrine Keener and paigow laminated list runner up Dermot Mulroney in a great role. THere is a tummy tuck in that movie that has serious health repercussions.

Paging pretty little second grader
 

I hear you are emailing people to let them know I am dissing THEM on the board. grow up

E tu?
 

Remember that this is a new board, with its own history. Footprints, personalities, egos, quirks, fetishes, alliances and enemies must be established.

Much like the 3rd Infantry Division approaching Baghdad, Paigow's been advancing to establish in about a week what normally takes months to do with conventional forces.

While disorientation and nausea may be a current symptom, all will return to normal once the equilibrium has been reached.

Gatti(here, have a Tylenol)gap

Paging pretty little second grader
 

Actually, I liked your prior version better. As written, this looks like a callout of Flower, which I'm assuming isn't the case.

Movie recommendations?
 

Agreed. It was like Crouching Tiger set in the French countryside with werewolves running around. Fun movie.

E tu?
 

YOu guys are right A bored, I mean board, full of Adder and Gattigap would be far more interesting. Bc you guys are deifnitely my favorite posters. Funny, fresh, and just all around enjoyable stuff/ Lots of classic memorable stuff. You should see all the great Addre posts I have saved over the years. I just cannot pick a favorite. You too Gatti. Remember that one where you said . . .

Paging pretty little second grader
 

This latest version is the most accurate yet. Guess what? I am now IMing with the person to whom I earlier e-mailed about your comment, and I mentioned that you chastised me for e-mailing her earlier about your post about her. Of course, you now know what really happened because, as I am writing this, I am not only IMing with that person - I am also exchanging e-mails with you about this. Now, I am IMing the first person about the fact that I just exchanged e-mails with you about this. Of course, you already know this, because I just responded to your e-mail to tell you that. Soon I will be sending you both a fax that will contain the call in number for a conference call we will have about this subject. I am considering discussing this with one or both of you via other communications technologies as well.

Take that, Adder
 

While on the topic of Paigow, what's the meaning of your title? Am I missing a cultural ref, i.e., is it from the Big L.?

Otherwise, I see two possible meanings: if you're a self-flagellation cop, you don't want people to abuse themselves (let's put aside any possible sexual meaning to self-flag). Your motivation may be altruistic: that is, life is short, don't beat yourself up (this seems to be your philosophy, probably IRL and not limited to the Board). Or it might be bitchy: don't beat yourself up 'cuz I'll do it for you (this would be in keeping with your Board persona).

robustpuppy

E tu?
 

Are you just fucking around or do you really save posts from an anonymous chat board and go back and read them sometimes?

Do you ever IM people and say, "Say, I was just reading that old post by [poster's name] about [some topic]. Now THAT was a great post!"

Does anyone else do this?

Take that, Adder
 

I thought it was obvious. It means, be warned, if you are gonna go around jerking yourself off, I am gonna call you out on it even if you are FBCool. THere are no sacred cows for the paigow.

E tu?
 

Some people claimed to have downloaded and saved the post by the nameless ones's wife before FL deleted it.

I save my own posts and have cross-indexed them by both subject matter and poster to whom I was responding. Nothing else on these boards is worth reading.

E tu?
 

Well, not specifically, no. But, like others, I keep a rotating "Top Ten" taped to the far wall of my office. When one falls from favor, or becomes illegible due to excessive holes from the darts, then I make sure to move on.

A strict rule is to always ... no, wait. Never. Yeah, never keep any one post up on the wall for more than 18 months. Because, after all, that would be a bit obsessive, don't you think?

huh?
 

PP: "I thought it was obvious. It means, be warned, if you are gonna go around jerking yourself off, I am gonna call you out on it even if you are FBCool. THere are no sacred cows for the paigow."

Sorry, but that meaning is far from obvious. Are you saying that you will police people who appear to you be engaging in verbal masturbation on the Board? While self-flagellation, self-abuse and other like terms make sense when talking about physical masturbation because they poke fun at the notion that self-pleasure is immoral, I would never use such a term for the mental exercise. First, when people are doing that they usually aren't abusing themselves, and second, there's not the same morality issue.

Unless you think mental masturbation is immoral, and then it would make perfect sense.

But, if you are saying that you call people out who are literally jerking themselves off, well that's just rude. And I can't say I recall your ever having done that. I would definitely remember something like that.

OR ... it's just a dig at Slave.

huh?
 

This is clearly too delphic for someone as literal as you.