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Still not ambitious, still not attached
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I would not reply. It was freaking two dates. It is likely that she felt lack of chemistry. If the conversation was there, but she decided not to pursue it, just let it go. |
Boring Baseball Stuff
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Pinkish pain and annoying bar bitches
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Boring Baseball Stuff
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Still not ambitious, still not attached
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What is there to say? "Pleeeeeeeeeease? Pretty please?" You're an idiot for asking the question. (Perfect use of the anon function.) Be a fucking man. Hell, if she did change her mind and decided to go out with you again, she already knows she can do whatever she wants to you. You've effectively castrated yourself. TM |
Rethinking the not ambitious decision
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Still not ambitious, still not attached
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I can certainly understand and appreciate your reservations. While our makeout session was fully clothed, you no doubt noticed the uncoiling python of love in my pants. Especially after I repeatedly placed your hand upon it. I know what you are thinking: can I handle two diet coke cans of love? While it is true that I have an armadillo in my trousers, let me assure you: I am a gentle lover. Before even attempting penetration, I will gladly go down on that sweaty salt lick between your legs, ensuring that your quivering roast beef is sufficiently greasy. And I will never, ever attemt anal, unless I'm sure that you are really, really drunk. We can make this work. Love, Anon. Fashionista Guy. |
Non-Vegas Casinos
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Still not ambitious, still not attached
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No shit. Dude, if you were my friend, and you came whining into my office like this, I would tell you to pick your balls up the floor and put them back in your pants. This would be after I whacked you upside the head. The girl is (a) fretting over a relationship with you when you haven't even gotten to that point (b) too rude to return a call (c) rude enough to tell you this shit via email. She's trouble. And not the good kind either. Don't respond to her, don't call her, don't anything. Just forget about the nutcase. |
Still not ambitious, still not attached
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When she replies that you two never had sex ask her to e-mail a picture so that you can sort out which girl she is....then post her picture here so your good buddies on the FB can run the other way if they see her. :D |
Still not ambitious, still not attached
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You forced my hand. The real reason you have been so ceremoniously edumped is because the reason I was not quivering wasn't so that a man could eat in peace, but because your roast beef eating skills need some work. Perhaps you should go back to the frat and watch some more lesbian porn with the brothers. Please do not contact me again. -Beautiful, Grade School Teacher |
Still not ambitious, still not attached
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Confidential to Atticus
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Perhaps "bitch-slap you with a severed arm" would have been better. |
Still not ambitious, still not attached
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Shit. Wrong login. |
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