Starbucks question
 

They give you a 10 cent discount for using your own container.

Starbucks question
 

It all depends. What websites have you been visiting?

Starbucks question
 

All that gay male porn finally caught up to you, huh? Didn't SS warn you about that?

Starbucks question
 

I will be limiting my gay male porn intake to DVDs and videotape from now on. Sheesh.

Good to see you and Coltrane on the same page on me and two guys going at it. MMF?

ETA what, are websites I've visited in the past going to prevent me from being able to start over?

Public Service Announcement
 

Those inside out Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are very good. I predict my daughter will get to eat exactly none of them this year.

I love Halloween.

Disappointing Headlines
 

How did your costume turn out?

Sports Void
 

Baseball is over. I don't care about the Patriots. Coverage of the Giants up here is spotty. Celtics? Bleh! What's a girl to do? Start watching reality TV? Today's sports diversion was clicking on the NHL page at espn.com to see if there was any news on the NHL. Instead I read this fascinating article.

My favorite part: I also learned this depressing fact, Hockey Night in Canada has become Movie Night. Article here I'm guessing it's the equivalent of MNF morphing into the Wonderful World of Disney.

Disappointing Headlines
 

No costume this year. Lame.

I did see a sexy Velma. Daphne and Fred were nowhere around though. My guess is they were making out in the Mystery Machine.

Sports Void
 

Just because you live in the area does not mean that you necessarily have to be a Patriots fan. And while the team is doing well, Tom Brady sucks as my fantasy quarterback. No he is not the quarterback of my fantasy - even though he is sort of, but not really cute.
There are plenty of good teams to watch and root for - although none in the state of California.
That said, you really should root for the Patriots next Sunday. I'm just saying.

Public Service Announcement
 

A second public service announcement: If you go out and buy a shitload of halloween candy for trick or treaters, it's a good idea to actually be home when trick or treating starts, or else you're just stuck with a shitload of halloween candy.

If anyone wants any candy from the Willy Wonka variety pack, stop by my office any time in the next five weeks.

Public Service Announcement
 

you two just reminded me that I have a piece of candy (Laffy Taffy) in my purse from the bar halloween party I was at last night. And I'm starving right now. Bless you.

RT, you are free to send me candy. PM me if you would like my address.

Best Costume
 

I was fairly underwhelmed at the ones I saw this year. Best costume was a guy dressed up as Michael Jackson (including sequined glove and allergy mask over his face). It wasn't the costume itself that was so great, but the fact that he was walking down the street yelling at all the little boys who were out. "Hey, little boy, come over here. I'll give you candy if you come over here." And similar.

no wire hangers!
 

...and so begins chapter one of "Mommy Dearest -- a bold_n_brazen Family Memoir."

Apropos of nothing, a frozen Nestle Crunch is mighty tasty -- and just the thing to tide over a hungry lawyer while driving back from a deposition in Beaucoup Egypt. Thank you, Mr. Patel of the Highway 64 Stop N Go!

Starbucks question
 

Wouldn't it be MFL?

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!
(Hi PLF!)

Cheers!

Namaste!

Col (mojitos for everyone!) trane

Best Costume
 

I saw a group of maybe four guys and four girls dressed as "Girls Gone Wild." The guys had fake video equipment and looked like those GGW guys and the girls were wearing skimpy bottoms and white tank tops with black cardboard bars across their chests that said "CENSORED." It was pretty good.