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Speaking of plastic surgery . . .

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Originally posted by evenodds
My mother-in-law had a tummy tuck a couple of months ago. I think she dropped two dress sizes immediately (from a 12 to an 8). One of her sisters had the same procedure last year.

I was surprised by how long the recuperation is -- 8 weeks of laying around and up to a year for full recovery.

That is an excessive amout of time to take recovering from a tummy tuck. Sounds like your MIL just likes laying around on the couch, which, no doubt, is why she needed the tummy tuck in the first place.

Tell the fattie to get out and jog so she doesn't have to pay to get her ass lipo'ed, too.

Speaking of plastic surgery . . .

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Originally posted by JustForFun
That is an excessive amout of time to take recovering from a tummy tuck. Sounds like your MIL just likes laying around on the couch, which, no doubt, is why she needed the tummy tuck in the first place.

Tell the fattie to get out and jog so she doesn't have to pay to get her ass lipo'ed, too.

Good lord, shut the fuck up already will you?

And yes, I know, I'm jealous. Thanks.

Disclaimer, I should note I am not saying this as the person who runs the board, i.e. not ordering you to shut up, I am simply expressing my frustration with the utter inanity that is your posting style.

Thank you.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is clearly too delphic for someone as literal as you.

That's a good comeback for when somebody accuses you of not making sense.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's a good comeback for when somebody accuses you of not making sense.

It wasnt a comeback. It was an explanatino of why it makes no sense to spend any more time explaining this to you. I am certain many or most people would have gotten it.

A Special Acheivement Award

This is simultaneously one of the most amusing and most dull posts in FB history.

Now my head hurts.

Thanks, Flower.

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This latest version is the most accurate yet. Guess what? I am now IMing with the person to whom I earlier e-mailed about your comment, and I mentioned that you chastised me for e-mailing her earlier about your post about her. Of course, you now know what really happened because, as I am writing this, I am not only IMing with that person - I am also exchanging e-mails with you about this. Now, I am IMing the first person about the fact that I just exchanged e-mails with you about this. Of course, you already know this, because I just responded to your e-mail to tell you that. Soon I will be sending you both a fax that will contain the call in number for a conference call we will have about this subject. I am considering discussing this with one or both of you via other communications technologies as well.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It wasnt a comeback. It was an explanatino of why it makes no sense to spend any more time explaining this to you. I am certain many or most people would have gotten it.

Paigow, in case you don't get it, I like to play with words, and don't mind playing dumb or pretending to be overly literal. There's no great mystery in your title. Your point is that it's a little bit of an inside joke. I knew that from the beginning. My point is that as a literal matter it wasn't entirely logical or obvious. I was trying to tease out the inside joke because I haven't been on the Board for a million fucking years.

Capiche?

Wild and Crazy Gap

GA2GP: "A strict rule is to always ... no, wait. Never. Yeah, never. . ."

Great Steve Martin reference (of course, he was referring to keeping trash bags in the car but, I suppose, that analogy works here as well . . .)

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Originally posted by Gattigap

Much like the 3rd Infantry Division approaching Baghdad, Paigow's been advancing to establish in about a week what normally takes months to do with conventional forces.

What a great visual--nicely done. And I don't understand why anyone cares--it's always entertaining which is the number one criteria for a board full of imaginary friends.

neigh(maybe that hot MSNBC commentator Rob something-or-other that makes me swoon will start covering PP's strategy)sayer

Speaking of plastic surgery . . .

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Originally posted by leagleaze
And yes, I know, I'm jealous. Thanks.

No, you want me.

Speaking of plastic surgery . . .

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Originally posted by JustForFun
No, you want me.

Ok, that was pretty funny :)

Isn't it funny how nobody but evenodds is "online," and yet we're all talking to each other?

Speaking of plastic surgery . . .

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok, that was pretty funny :)

Leagl, I think you just gave the gremlin some water.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It wasnt a comeback. It was an explanatino of why it makes no sense to spend any more time explaining this to you. I am certain many or most people would have gotten it.
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Paigow, in case you don't get it, I like to play with words, and don't mind playing dumb or pretending to be overly literal. There's no great mystery in your title. Your point is that it's a little bit of an inside joke. I knew that from the beginning. My point is that as a literal matter it wasn't entirely logical or obvious. I was trying to tease out the inside joke because I haven't been on the Board for a million fucking years.

Capiche?

RP,

a classic lame response to a perceived flame that is too hot for you to touch is to say, I WAS KIDDING, I didnt really not get it or whatever. This consumer isnt buying.

Anyway, I have noticed you have a definite *issue* with not being FBCool. You have repeatedly mentinoed things like, Just bc I dont knw any of you IRL< or just bc I dont hang out with you , etc, and now hear, its, just bc I havent been on the FB a million fuckin gyears. Guess what? I actually PMed you recently, as you know,. to ask if you lived around here and was trying to be personable and friendly. Call me the ambassador, but I was trying to see if you were someone worth getting to know. But your responses were not of the sort that left the door open for further communciation (which made me think that perhaps you were a sock, but I digress). I dont want a board of old timers necessarily, just people who can keep me entertained. Hell, ADder has been here forever and he still has yet to say anything interesting, So newbies are always welcome so long as they add value. I would definitely cash in Adder, AdL, baltassoc and Gattigap for one newbie with TM's entertainment value. So save your FBuncool bitterness for someone it wont be lost on. I am legendarily FBUncool, which by the way, ties into my title as it were.

Oh, and it wasnt an inside joke. I dont even see how it could be construed that way unless you are paranoidally FBuncool, which you clearly are. Now get over it and meet the kiddies for drinks, or just shut the ef up already.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Isn't it funny how nobody but evenodds is "online," and yet we're all talking to each other?

No, darlin', that's the listing for Moderators. The home page lists about 55 concurrent users at the moment.

(Nice Avatar, btw.)

Paigow, I thought those PMs were just between us.

robustpuppy