or..
 

"Lost her sense of humor in El Segundo"?

or..
 

No time to draft it. Besides, it wouldn't ring true since she never had one to lose.

TM

or..
 

Nurse Betty would like to remind you...Parody. Singular. Once and then reincarnated by SS a couple of weeks ago.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/lingeriesite_1813_13207035

or..
 

Good grief. Hose with open toed shoes.

(Wow, that nurse has big feet. )

Not for cooler climates
 

Why the venom today? Have I ever claimed to be funny? Have I ever touted myself as the Hank Chinaski of the FB?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/lingeriesite_1816_144606

Not for cooler climates
 

Hank is supposed to be funny?

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

Since NFH is too busy...

In a breathtaking discovery, scientists working on a remote Indonesian island say they have uncovered the bones of a human dwarf species marooned for eons while modern man rapidly colonized the rest of the planet.

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

NFH, your oversight of this important development concerns us. Ignore those little barbs from TM and the rest; they are just being themselves. Dave, however, indicates that you are ignoring your duties on this board.

Now, get over here so I can discipline you.

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

GALAHAD: What is it?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

You like men? NTTAWWT. And no, I'm not offering. I'm promised to another.

Not for cooler climates
 

rant
 

I hate being telephone-solicited for money.

I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work.

I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work by some perky member of my school's alumni association who tries to be chummy by saying "so I hear you're getting married" in a sing-song voice.

Listen, you stupid stupid sorry cow, just because you may or may not have been privy to some gossip about me that must be tenth-hand and is therefore completely backwards, don't think you can just drop it into a fund-raising suck-up and think that it will somehow engage me. You are now number one on my second-tier shitlist. And no, you may not have any of my fucking money.

(Sigh) Thank you all for listening. And remember that even life's winners (hi RP! big kiss!) get crappy phone calls.

Fair enough, I just thought it weird that they were holding hands on Leno.

rant
 

Wow. You have a second-tier shitlist? It is now clear why you are one of life's winners.

(I think RP may be envious that she's not one of life's winners.)

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

I suspend disbelief in honor of Heidi.

Basically, as long as I can get a response and see the Heidi avatar again, it's all good.