K Race
 

In your case, I don't think it is an either or situation.

K Race
 

Obviously, we need a new way of naming threads.

They could go to donors. Or there could be a contest (whenever we hit 4000, best lyric wins the right to name the next thread). Or we could do it at random or by consus.

I'd recommend one rule: Penske has had his day and should get no more.

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In a few hours, I will be wearing black, lycra Castelli shorts, a skin-tight orange Nike jersey, Smith biking glasses, light blue Sock Guy socks with sun-like logos on the side, and Specialized shoes with Dura-Ace clips. I am not sure which gloves I will be wearing.

K-Race
 

Maybe we could have a contest and establish a consensus on the best permanent name.

TM

K Race
 

Why not continue to heep derision on those who come up with sucky titles? As RP points out, we're like family.

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Perhaps, but mine is by intention, unlike you, where its innate.

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Full length with sequins?

K Race
 

Why, can't cut the current contest? Strap on a pair and step up to the plate. sts.

K Race
 

Smug for having a good memory? Or smug because you knew them in the first place?

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My boss is taking my boyfriend and me out to dinner next week. Should I wear my new Pucci dress? I am dying to wear it. Dying.

ets Thanks Fringey!

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Probably the half-fingered gloves. It's warm and I'll be on the road. If I could find some with sequins, I would wear them. Same goes for the socks.

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are the Castellis open crotch?

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Absolutely.. But I think you should change "I" to "me" in your first sentence.

PS in a couple/few hours, I will have a rubber band in my hair. An hour or so after that, I will rip out a bunch of hairs taking it out of my hair.

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If your boss is generally quite stylish, and the restautant has that oh-so-hard-to-find combination of exquisite cuisine in a dressy-but-funky atmosphere, then wear the dress. Otherwise, it will be underappreciated, which would be a tragedy. A smallish and fleeting tragedy, but a tragedy nonetheless.

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K Race
 

Well, if you can actually remember all 200+ of their names, it means that you are way more pure and chaste than the average forgetful ho-bag.


(note that this is not the reason I counted with my friend. I am competitive and wanted to beat his numbers).

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Wear it, then. Like Tom Cruise, it's not doing any good staying in the closet.

K Race
 

Does it count if you absolutely remember that you never knew the guy's name? That should count.

Not that there are any situations in which I'm sure I never, ever knew it. Alas. I have a crappy memory for names.

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I trust that you will be removing the rubber band so as to use it as an impromptu cock ring in some noir-ish encounter or another, no?

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You can do that?

No. Alas.

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this is where we are going:

http://www.ilbuco.com/restaurant.html Some guy called it one of the best, most exciting restaurants in the whole of America. hmm.

My boss is stylish. I think it will work, notwithstanding that my boyfriend is not stylish.

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Could you pick this up for me and send it? Thanks.

"Fiore di Sale is blended with hand-harvested Umbrian Fennel Pollen, shaken from the flowers of wild fennel and sun-dried sweet-hot Calabrian Peppers, 200 g each of three."

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A ginormous cock is always stylish.

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Yes. Because my opinion counts with you.

K Race
 

Indeed. You are the asshole. I thought you were above rehashing offline arguments on this board, but I now see that you are far below that. In fact, you purposefully have mischaracterized our conversations and my views on you in such a way that I have lost the little remaining respect I had for you. Either way, I'm not talking about off board stuff with you here and I think you only brought it up because I refuse to engage in your stupid fucking offline conversations anymore and you have nowhere to whine about it but here.

The word "retarded" has an actual meaning. When I use it, much like almost all of the other words I use, I am invoking that meaning. In your case, when I use it, the specific definition I am applying is "slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development : characterized by mental retardation." I am fully aware that it is often used with a negative conotation. However, the word itself is not the problem. I could just as easily call you differently-abled, special or slow, but they all mean the same thing, essentially. Therefore, if the problem is that I am likening you to someone with a mental deficiency and that is simply not allowed, well then I guess I am an offensive asshole.

But the fact is, I am not poking fun at anyone with a mental deficiency when I call you "retarded" (although, I'm sure they would not want to be compared to you). I am simply calling attention to your mental deficiencies.

This response is so over-the-top ridiculous that I can't believe your fingers were willing to punch the keys to produce it.

Yep. Fucking annoying. And now you've taken it to a new level of stupidity. Woo hoo!

TM

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Thanks for the title for when I win the next k.

K Race
 

There was nothing in my post that betrayed any confidence of any offline conversation. I don't do that. In a rhetorical way, I was citing a common misperception that I get tagged with. regardless of that and for all of your bullshit bobbing and weaving in your response, you know and acknowledge that people can find the "retarded" offensive, it doesn't apply here literally, there are lots of other words that are deragatory that could be argued to be applicable. When I said, I was sensitive to the perceptions of others, because I had been caught in a situation where someone else's perceptions were brought to my attention as being at odds with my intentions. You basically said, as far as I can tell, such things as others perceptions would not make a difference to you as long as you felt your intentions regarding the use of the word were okay.

My point is, this is the mark of a true asshole. A truly fucking insensitive asshole. Which in the past is soemthing I think I have been painted as being., but I could give a fuck less what you call me, other than to point out your hypocrasy.

Whatever.


Good.

K Race
 

K Race
 

Where the hell were you this time?

K Race
 

I thought you retired?

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TOS VIOLATION!!!!

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That's not outable. I'm sure there are others in Seattle with your problem.

K Race
 

Is it possible that you never get any work done?

Question, which one's Britney's dad and which one's the hubby?
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Today I am wearing a T-Shirt that says "Ninjas are mammals" on the back. Actually, I should post this as a series of "one-word-at-a-time posts."

K Race
 

doubtful. I am a prolific biller. I think. I am at about 1800 so far this year.......is that much work?

K-Race
 

I'm definitely not a hater. However, my general level of cluelessness and lame sense of humor could result in insensitivity. Should you find me to be insensitive in posts here, please feel free to call me on them by sensitive, caring PMs.

K Race
 

Are you equally prolific at collections?

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Bzzzzzzzzzzttt! See 6 (c), (f) and/or (l), although with the Juan incident as our guide, I am not sure (c) and (f) will be correctly applied.

K-Race
 

I used schmoke signals, you didn't get them? Do you read schmoke?

K Race
 

I think the title is fine.