Put on a few extra pounds recently? Maybe you're pregnant.
 

Yes - that's the way to go. I'm jealous. The baby was fine - normal weight and everything. Thankfully the woman lived a healthy lifestyle. Mom called her 3yo daughter in to help bring the phone, scissors, etc. And she thought it was a bad case of food poisoning.

-TL

Put on a few extra pounds recently? Maybe you're pregnant.
 

Freaky, but (and I'm no MD here, but) it can't have been an ectopic pregnancy - an embyo cannot survive if it ends up implanted in a tube. The tube would have burst much earlier on causing some nasty problems. I almost lost a good friend to the blood loss caused by an ectopic blowout. I suppose it could travel outside a tube somehow and still be in the wrong place, but where the hell would the placenta attach anyway?

Sounds more like an ideal pregnancy ending with some other type of abnormal early labor or something.

-T(but again, no MD here)L

Happy Gilmore
 

No, it's just the hip new ironic lingo for "lesbians." Coming soon to a coast near you.

Happy Gilmore
 

Thanks for the updates. If you need me I'll be in the corner drinking my mojito. I'll be the blonde in the pashmina.

Happy Gilmore
 

Will you be with that guy with the goatee and the tattoo of the chinese symbol and the ankh drinking the cosmo?

Happy Gilmore
 

Yeah -- the one I met throught the I Saw You in the City Paper. You want to meet us at Jaleo? We're both dying for tapas.

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Really sorry for so many double posts. It has been happening when I get a fail to connect message on IE, which the IT folks recently "updated." I am really not submitting posts twice. (Well, except for that time I hit "quote" instead of "edit.")

Happy Gilmore
 

I wish I could, but I have an appointment to get my navel pierced. I just got this really cute baby tee at Burberry and I want to show it off since I got my tummy toned from doing pilates at Golds.

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Hey, I would like to meet up with you guys. I have an Est meeting until 7:00, but am free after that. I'll be the guy with the Members Only jacket. I will probably be snacking on some Pop Rocks. (I am totally addicted to those things, but don't drink them with Coke!)

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You are such an asshat.

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Were you the guy I rode down in the elevator at lunchtime today, who was, in fact, wearing a Members' Only jacket?

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I found a "Flesh Colored" one for sale at yahoo. note the webpage Header ("Vintage Pimp")

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/vintagep...0smemonj1.html

K(I thought "Flesh" was a retired color)E

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Good lord. I think elevator guy already bought it.

Wait, his had the classic black label, not the flesh-tone on that one.

Given his age, I'm not sure he was wearing it in style even when it was new.

Matrix Reloaded
 

Me too. I agree with most of what you said, although I doubt Moss was actually driving into traffic. The fx are amazing. Keanu is Keanu. Still confused. But now he really kicks ass.

I thought Fishbourne's voice sounded weird when he gave the speech in Zion. I was hoping there would be more kick ass Neo types that he may have brought in, but the movie is basically all Neo.

The plot was thin in parts and a lot gets explained at the end. But I thought they did a good job. There were in big danger of having expectations cripple their ability to deliver, but there was no let down. I was impressed.

Helpful Hint: The trailer for the next one isn't worth sitting through the credits for.

Thurgreed(no previews. is that because it was a "private screening" or sneak preview? did yours have previews?)Marshall

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There's a show that VH1 runs periodically called "I love the 80's." It's 10 shows, 1 hour each that runs through the "trends" and "celebrities" of each year. I was surprises at how many celebs admitted to owning multiple Members Only jackets and how they all remembered how cool they felt when they wore it. Also funny is how many people thought that Teddy Ruxpin was satan incarnate.