Was she a common commoner?
 

And she bore as much resemblance to Carolyn Bessette as Jennifer Love Hewitt bore to Audrey Hepburn. The Kennedy movie was even more embarrassingly unwatchable, if that's possible, than the Hepburn one, but they weren't far apart.

I like to watch a little bit of howlingly bad TV from time to time. Five or ten minutes is often enough. It makes me feel better about myself.

While this discussion of the bimbos of 90120
 

So you admit the world is mine.

Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
 

No, THIS is a place to find married chicks to screw.

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The Daintiest Petunia lived that American Dream, to the fullest and back again...<sniff>.

Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
 

Are you married now?

I can get some more Purple Passion or perhaps some Boone's Farm?...ahhhh those were the days, weren't they?

Annoying commercials
 

Agreed. I don't understand how they manage to completely fuck up all attempts at street credibility. It's like they're parodying themselves. It's embarrassing.

TM

Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
 

Yes. But *were* the days? I have Boone's Farm every day. And Mogen David. As a prole, I don't know any better.

Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
 

Have you not visited my website? www.noassfuckingbutotherthanthatIamopentosuggestions.com .

Congrats to Pat la-la-la-la-LaFontaine for being inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.


edited to fix broken link. e/o

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Hardly. We will gladly arrange a time-sharing agreement, though. PM me for details, because you already have been selected as the WINNER of a free tv projection conversion kit, a genuine watch, steak knives, or 2 free nights at your choice of many fabulous destinations conveniently located off of I-40 (transportation not included).

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Yes, I too wish I could inhabit your and ABBA's delightful, Seussian world. I would convince you of the benefits of green eggs and ham and we would watch as the Grinch's heart grows two sizes too big! We would not have to worry about the inherent attractiveness of the upper class, or whether there is any benefit to the breeding that one achieves at some of our nation's finer preparatory schools. Because none of that would matter! We just need to make sure the Cat in the Hat gets the house cleaned up before mom gets home!

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Dammit. Stop giving away movie plotlines!

While this discussion of the bimbos of 90120
 

I thought chicks who got knocked up at prep school got discreet abortions. Paigow? SD? BRC? AG? Resolve this, please.

Now, now.
 

This is clearly bullshit. No Republican would ever attend a charitable event.

socks that read subject lines and the people who love them
 

Good lord. My schtick has been stolen by a cat wearing knock-off couture.

Now, now.
 

Where do you think we get our stock tips and vacation recommendations?