First Timer
 

Shhhh. I thought we all agreed to pretend that none of us ever said any of that stuff. Political futures and all. Besides, that was a long time ago anyway.


Hello

random thoughts
 

I would, but I've been agreeing with Ty entirely too often lately, so prudence dictates that I abstain.

random thoughts
 

You should know better than to date a chick named "Prudence." That's like voluntarily spending time with anyone named Heather.

First Timer
 

I like Coulter. I find her hilarious.

First Timer
 

Maybe if you dated someone who didn't insist on abstinence your taste would improve.

First Timer
 

In that case, stay away from Miss Vermont. I hear she's reformed.

Boys who want sex are icky
Saving yourself for marriage should not be tricky

First Timer
 

How can this be? All boys want sex.

And rhyming about turning tricks seems inconsistent with an "abstinence" message.

First Timer
 

If you only knew how funny this really is.

First Timer
 

I betcha got yourself a real humdinger, and she makes you feel like you're a natural king.

random thoughts
 

But that would never happen, because the first time some whackjob got through with a weapon, the media will whip the public into an absolute frenzy ('how could they allow that to happen after 9/11, blah blah'), and heads would roll. No bureaucrat worth his spurs would countenance that possibility.

Plus, when legislative hysteria gives you a blank checkbook, you milk that sucker! Efficiency and utility be damned.

First Timer
 

You mean you schlep all the way out to Walnut Creek and she still won't yankee your wankee?

Shit, man, even Greg Marmelard got a little Glove Love.

First Timer
 

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Originally posted by sgtclub
If you only knew how funny this really is.
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you guys know Club was Mary Carey's campaign manager, right? He was the one who came up with the "100% made in America" slogan. Shit, you couldn't read between the lines on this one?

Made in America
 

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Not unless the reference were a little more obvious, say a mid-rif baring T with "home grown" emblazoned on the chest.

Check your PM hank. Got a question.

random thoughts
 

Heather Chandler, now that's one to avoid. And Heather Duke, there no satisfaction there. But, Heather McNamara? She'd be as wild as you claim to be, but sweet, oh, and sane.

First Timer
 

the conservatives on this board (and elsewhere) are the true supporters of free speech. the people who defended the guy here are generally liberals (Ty and SS). I, for one, don't think he should have been fired, but neither should rush or Dusty Baker or Charles Barkley or Jimmy the Greek.....
I was just trying to show that there is hypocracy in defending the guy as being different than Rush's case.