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Almost cut my hair today
I got sent to the principal in 1st grade for cutting my hair with those child scissors that won't even cut paper. I learned that what they say on TV is true - it is a slippery slope. Eating paste led to mushrooms.
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cant you just admit you are wrong without sarcasm and be a man about it? wha ta whinly little bitch. |
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Although I don't recall being hungover in high school. Ever. I remember waking up for Saturday soccer practice and having everybody tell me I smelled like booze, but I never felt bad. I don't think I started getting them until college. On that note, a friend of a good friend claims to have never been hungover. Ever. The good friend believes him and says he been around him enough to tell. Maybe he just has the most efficient liver in history. |
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2. Seventh grade, at a "we're locking them in the school all night for safety" overnight party, I sold shots of vodka out of the big camping water bag in my locker. Lots of wasted people, until someone finally threw up next to a teacher and spilled my name, too. Now, I'm a lawyer. Proving the new board motto. |
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When can we look forward to Installment #3 of the Crazy and Daring Adventures of Coltrane, His Asscrack, and His Posse of Chicken-Hating Psychos? |
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Like I am ever wrong. |
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Suspension #3 is lame and not worth telling. Although it almost resulted in expulsion b/c of Suspensions 1 & 2. |
Confidential to Shape Shifter
I miss you. Are you out having your cock blocked?
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