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Penske, ncs, SS, etc. should have known that before embarrashing themselves by questioning your eventual sucess. That they still seem to question the tactic probably shows that they lack certain essential tools to carry out the tactic.

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So all we need to do is keep asking and you'll finally give up some details?

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I am handling press. For now here are all the details you need to know:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. About. Spank's. Paramour. Thank you.

I will be back with updates as appropriate.

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So she's been promoted from Serbian to Paramour, eh? Thanks, Hank.

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I echo SS's comment, and also would really like to know the reason for the promotion.

This attitude does explain the Owen Meany shouting thing, though. I bet when Spanky's talking to someone who does not speak English, he just repeats himself in English louder when the person indicates they don't understand him.

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Yes that would make perfect sense considering how many countries I have lived in and how many languages I speak.

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I didn't realize it would take more than that to get you drunk. enough.

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Oh, spanky, spanky, spanky. How could you have fallen into that one?

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I invented the use of Shut. The. Fuck. Up. on the internet and if I don't receive royalties and damages for this blatent misuse by the end of the day, you'll be hearing from my attorney, Flinty McFlint, Esq.

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I mean, come on, spank. I co-invented the Spanky Song Parody Contest (which, btw, you never even bothered to judge) and personally wrote two song parodies for you. Why do I get in return? Not so much as a haiku about the Paramour. I can see where ltl might think you wouldn't put forth much of an effort.

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Take that back in re: me!!!

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Oh, Not Bob, Not Bob, Not, Bob. Why do you encourage the bitter spinsters so?

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Interesting how the divisions of posters on this issue mirror the divisions between Republican common sense and Democrat stupidity (or ignorance or both) on the issues discussed on the politics board.

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Your deliberate (god, I hope it was deliberate) baiting was much more encouragement than NB's compliment to me. Leave him the fuck alone.

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You lost. Why can't you get over it? Are you jealous? Wishing you had seen the Serb first?