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I am also fond of Island Burger. I think sometimes their patties are a wee bit thick though.

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Yeah, three words Not All That.

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I'm pretty sure I have. Your visceral need to believe someone is consistently nice to you has made you block your memory of the piling on.

Mmmmm, burgers.

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You can buy those things by the case at any Sam's Club or Costco. And they're just chopped, pressed pork. Shit, it's not like they're McNuggets, which have to be cooked frozen, because they're liquid at room temperature.

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you're not too nice. You are fair. I've exchanged some very normal conversations with you and you aren't all hyped out or biased.

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This gets better every time you say it, and yet I am continually left without a response.

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You are so high school and that is so tedious.

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You know, if you'd stop talking about them, nobody would notice you had floppy tits.

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three sir.

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At least that means I'm young and not approaching forty! Gag, I would like, die, if I ever got that old.

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Speaking of the bed, it was featured on the beach in a Sandals resort commercial I saw on the Hank box last night. The evidence mounts.

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Perhaps he has floppy man boobs but mine are firm TM didn't cop a feel-and he's a nutbag he thinks I lied about the size. The fucking size is in the tag. duh.

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With.a.spoon

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You accuse me of "bias" when I say stuff that you don't like, but that's ok to you because I'm nice. You seem to go out of your way to avoid pissing me off, and I'm not quite sure why. I'm fair because I have to be as one of the administrators of this board. And after years of dealing with paigow*, you're a piece of cake.



*This is not meant as a statement pro or anti paigow, but if I could have billed for (and collected) the amount of time dealing with paigow related drama, we wouldn't ever have to worry about raising money for this site.

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I was in Sbux today and saw some guy offer to pour cream in some woman's iced coffee. His aim was a little off and little bit dribbled down the side. Does this mean she's hot?

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Look, comparing me to Paigow is unfair. she is a certifiable wack job and even if you don't agree with my particular brand of rhetoric she is so fucking out there as to be unbelievable.

I like you I think you are a good person. And I know everyone says I assign labels to the women but whatever. we don't agree on everything and I'm allowed that, frankly.

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I am not sure why you think you are "allowed" to do something that no one else is.

And by "allowed" I assume you mean it is ok for you to say something offensive and have no one call you on it.

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Please do a google photo search for this and laugh uncontrollably at the first photo.

TM

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Perhaps I was unclear. I am allowed to disagree with her.

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It's ok, your wife generally doesn't complain as long as they can wrap around her cock.

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Here's why: I told her (during the endless fucking email and pm stream I had with her during the 1 day time span between agreeing to meet her and actually meeting her -- barely, if you think she posts a lot, talk to her off board and you'll see some stream-of-consciousness correspondence. good god.) that both you and GWNC (and she was busy attacking both of you at that point) were very nice and she should rethink her approach to interacting with you guys. She immediately started kissing both of your asses.

Maybe it's because I've forgotten how nuts she was, but I think ppnyc is crazier than paigow. At the very least paigow, has some brains. And if she was delusional about her looks, at least she has a good reason.

TM

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Clearly. He practically came all over her.

TM

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I'm not sure who is wackadooest, but ppnyc is more annoying and whinier on the board (i.e., not in person, not on IM, not on PM, and not in email).

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Now I have "Cream" running through my head. This is better than "November Rain."

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Now, you advised me how to approach this. I disagree with you maligning me and calling me unattractive. I am attractive. You low balled me.

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You all may find this surprising coming from me, but even attempting to make these comparisons is unfair and insulting to paigow. There is such a gaping chasm between the intellectual levels even coltrane's cock couldn't fill it.

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To.tal.Burn.

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So I was on the treadmill last night, and two TVs were on in front of me. One had Project Runway on, the other had the rock star show on. I kept on going back and forth between the two, but it was sort of hard to get what was going on with the rockstar show with closed captioning.

Project Runway, on the other hand, totally sucked me in.

Out of loyalty to my friend Vanessa, whose Project Runway expereice I indirectly sort of screwed royally, I haven't seen the show since she was kicked off on the fourth or fifth episode of the first season. I couldn't bear to watch her breakdown on the reunion show that year. I was in her shop a month or so ago, and customers kept on asking her about the experience. She's still bitter.

Anyhow, I guess Bravo is running the series nonstop, because I caught the tail end of the episode where people were dressing their mothers, and I ended up staying on the treadmill much longer than I'd anticipated to watch the episode where they made the jet set clothes for themselves.

And when I got home, I turned on to watch the latest episode.

Don't tell Vanessa that I'm watching the show and I set my Tivo to record the rest of the series....

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How did you indirectly screw it royally?

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She walked off the show, she wasn't kicked off. And that reunion show is classic. She's my second favorite reality tv star.

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Paigow can't even type. What is your comparison? her JD?

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I would like to know this as well.

And PR is really great, but if Michael doesn't win, it will be a serious injustice. He is the consummate intelligent designer (hi, President Bush!) and seems like just an overall good guy.

Two things: 1. Why don't they give more attention to Uli? She's good! (I don't know who won last night, so please no one spoil this for me)

2. Although I think Michael is the best, I would probably buy Laura's clothes because I never met an elegant cocktail dress I didn't like and she has that down.

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Sorry to break up the early morning bashing, but Paris was arrested for DUI. Wow, that took longer than I would have thought.

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. after being pulled over in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name. Police stopped Hilton because she was “driving erratically,” he said. “The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,” Isabella said.

Her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent. “She’s absolutely fine,” Mintz said. “She didn’t appear in the least bit to be intoxicated.”

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren (bitch) from a charity event where she had one drink, a margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, “Paris.”

The driving under the influence symptoms were “probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued,” Mintz said.

Or not.

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I think they diminish Uli because she is cute and petite and not very aggressive and there is room for only one Grand Teuton on Project Runway.

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she is a silly hose bag. good.

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A friend of mine runs a site called Popgurls.com, and when she found out that Vanessa and I've been close friends for years, she asked me if I could hook her up with Vanessa for an interview. I said sure and I hooked every one up. This was after the show had run, but before it had been completed. This is the interview.

The interview was posted in the middle of the first run of the first season. I don't remember if Vanessa had already left the series or not, but it was definitely before they flew everyone back to New York for the reunion episode. Back in New York for the reunion episode, before they started filming everything, there was a cocktail party and Vanessa got hammered. Then the "reunion" was filmed and the interview got hauled out so that the other designers could "confront" Vanessa. She walked off again. I think Heidi Klum's people wrote nasty letters. I know that Miramax did. There was talk of breaking the NDA, and it was overall a massive clusterfuck for Vanessa.

So my role was simply putting the wheels of her own slelf-destruction in motion, but I still feel kinda bad about it. Knowing Vanessa, something like this was bound to happen one way or another, so I shouldn't feel too bad. But her business is doing great and she's doing great so I guess it wasn't all too detrimental.

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Michael should win. Laura can suck it (she's the pregnant one, right?). I hate her with the passion of one angry, fiery sun. I like the rocker guy and I like Uli. I think the final two will be rocker guy and Michael.

I thought Michael's dress sucked last night until they made that small change on the runway and then I thought it looked great. Weird.

[SLIGHT SPOILER: GWNC, LOOK AWAY]

The one guy whose stuff usually sucks got torn a new one for his gold "couture" dress yesterday, but alongside Uli's, I thought it was the best.

Make it work. Klum should be gone and that guy should own that show completely.

TM

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You made my pussy spit diet coke again.

Wacky weed.
 

I may be wrong, but I don't remember that marijuana caused any anxiety, rapid heart rate or feeling of doom.

A group of UC Berkeley students were hospitalized late Wednesday for severe medical reactions after eating brownies or cookies that they believed contained marijuana, according to authorities. More than 30 people, ages 18 to 25, at the Cloyne Court co-op residential building experienced negative reactions and called for help at about 8 p.m., said Alameda County Fire Capt. Tim Dillon.

Twelve of the people were taken to the hospital, and two were treated at the scene, Dillon said. He said police are investigating whether the cookies caused the students' illness.

Their symptoms included anxiety, rapid heart rate, chest pains, "and a feeling of doom,'' said Dillon.

He said crumbs found at the scene were taken for testing. "We believe it's beyond marijuana,'' he said. Duh.

A witness said that the students were having a social gathering after selecting their room assignments at the co-op building, 2600 Ridge Road. Classes started at UC Berkeley Aug. 28.

"I ate one and I feel fine," said a friend of one of the students. "There were people who ate a lot, and on top of that they were drinking. ... It looked like they got too high."

Cloyne Court houses 149 students. The university owns the property, but the residence is jointly run by occupants. "What happened tonight was an isolated incident where adults didn't know their limits," said Nathan Danielsen, a house manager. "We do not officially condone any of their actions."

But in an interview later, he said that it was "tradition" to bake the cookies when rooms were assigned.

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Of the two and a half episodes I've seen, Michael is far and away the best designer. Everything he's put out there seems innovative and well designed, and he puts a lot of thought into what he's doing.

I also like Uli and the rocker dude's stuff quite a bit.





[GWINK SPOILER]
I also was pretty amazed at the difference with such a small change in that dress. I thought it was very ambitious for a guy who has never made anything like that before.

I also thought that the "prom dress" turned out a lot nicer than it looked like, and I give the most credit to the skirts. That chiffon was lovely.

The dress that I thought should win won last night. I loved that color and he did a great job putting it together.

I laughed when Mr. "I trained doing couture" was kicked out on his ass for making a poor top.

I liked the comment about the feather boa for the architect woman's dress. It's amazing the slight difference between something for $99.99 at the Erotic Cabaret and $9999.99 from a real designer.