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I thought that didn't work...or is that just with midgets?

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The ratio is strictly tits:hips. If you have hairy breasts, I guess that could be factored in.

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Never saw the movie, though I am familiar with its premise.

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I thought it was tits to waist to hips.

TM, please clarify.

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It works. You just have to use extra jelly. Standard issue KY won't cut it...

Enough hole digging!
 

You are a beautiful beautiful person, Flower. Despite that unfortunate.....well, you know.

Enough hole digging!
 

Unfortunate personality?

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I believe Thurgreed's ratio has to do more with tits relative to abs than tits to hips. I guess it has been a while since he posted the ultimate guide to the ratio. I have to admit, I remembered the blowjob tips more than I did the ratio formula.

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Waist has to be part of ratio or else you could be a block.

BTW, sorry about the mattress/bed confusion. I had mattress on the mind. I think a king is the same width as two twins so if you found two really cool antiquey twin bed frames, you could put them together. I've seen this done with cast iron** and brass beds.

**Lots of places for the hand cuffs.

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Ratio in depth:

http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/Huma...aist-Hip_Ratio

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A 0.7 waist to hip ratio has been argued to be the standard of beauty in all cultures. Thurgreed doesn't get as exact in his calculations as others.

(I again plug Nancy's Ectoff's Survival of the Prettiest for all sorts of cool studies on the science of beauty. Sebby wouldn't like it, since they're statistics and survey oriented studies. If you search "ratio" in the amazon "search the book" feature, you'll be taken to pages 191-4, which talks about the science of the waist to hip ratio a bit more.)

ETA:
More here since Amazon is being a pain in the ass.

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You are correct. But if you have a good tits to waist ratio, you're probably doing okay in the hips department too.

TM

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This is an outstanding suggestion. Thank you.

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This is rock bottom of the slipperiest slope I've ever seen. From Land of Fu to weary capitulation in the merest blink of an eye. It's sadder than the night they drove ol' Dixie down.

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He's just being nice because he wants to fuck her.

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Just be aware that they're not exactly the same size, unless you have extra-long twin beds, or are willing to rotate the king size mattress so that it's cross-wise (i.e., it's "head" and "foot" should be on the two sides of the twins. Otherwise, you'll have about a 4" overhang.

You'll still have places for the cuffs, though.

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Fuck it. I'm just going to Pottery Barn.

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What's really sad is that, when Shape Shifter reports back that she's not pretty, not cute, and chubby (but with good hair), ppnyc is going to go all batshit again and post "Thurgreed said I'm pretty!!!" about 50 times.

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Nah, Shifty just won't post a report, because he was raised properly.

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2.

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Will you tell lme if she said "hi!" on my behalf?

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You should take her to Rocky's. If she doesn't feel pretty there, there's no hope for her at all.

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I guess this falls under the "If you have nothing nice to say..." category or parenting?

TM

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You have nice hair.

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There's a gay bar here called EJ's. If you ever are feeling sorry for yourself, walk in there, take a look at the rest of the patrons and immediately, you'll feel instantly better about your lot in life.

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But he'll PM all interested parties, right?

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There's a city in Pennsylvania called Philadelphia. If you ever are feeling sorry for yourself, ride the train there, take a look at the denizens and immediately, you'll feel instantly better about your lot in life.

SD

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Wrong sock. Maybe you should try Penske's color-coding technique?

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Aaaaahhhhhhh!!! Years of hard work shot to hell!

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Exactly. That's how I felt when I lost ppnyc. [sniff]

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That's not true at all. If shape says I'm butt then I'm butt what can I say.

All in all, I don't think any attn. I get is in my mind and part of it prob because I am nice to people and cheerful and fairly happy. So who knows what ratio is what? It never was how I defined myself TM was determined that I was the one who was like I'm hot which I never said and that he was determined to disprove that. My goal was simply to prove that I'm not a total troll which I feel I did

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A favorite quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."

Thurgreed would probably like Cordelia. She has a good ratio.

ETA: holy shit, the Buffy fandom got ahold of Wikipedia. They're more obsessed than I remember.

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I forgot about that. But you could have new side supports made to be the right length. All in all, it's easier to buy a new bed but there are possibilities.

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hahahaha, touche! Wait, did I use that right?

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You just want to know who the little bird who called you ugly is.

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shape is not going to say whether you're butt or not. I have never posted about the looks of posters I've met, and I'm not about to start.

You, however, are free to tell everyone how hot I am.

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How would this get you straws at Starbucks?

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Somehow, I am confident that you will think of something to say.

And for someone who accomplished her goal, you sure have been a picture of whiny-batshit-sullenness today. (Unless your goal was to annoy TM into calling you pretty.)

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Of course you don't think it is all in your mind. No one who is sure they are constantly oogled and hit upon ever thinks it is in their own mind. It is a definitional thing.

You are the one who has called the way you look into question here. We didn't start this. Most people here don't post things that make their hotness (or lack thereof) an issue. You are the exception. Congrats on having a distinct online persona. I am pretty sure that some of the blurrier types are envious of that.

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No, not really, Shifty is a pussy. I just said that so he doesn't feel bad when he pusses out. It's kinda like how you say a girl has a pretty face when she's really fat and you don't want to hurt her feelings, for fear she might sit on you.