socks
 

Bilmore, I dont think you even know what whiff means. It doestn mean you are wrong, it means you missed the joke. I was speculating aloud about DK's sock status and not responding to someone else's joke, so thi scould not possibly be a whiff.

Screw Cap & Cork
 

You got them off the couch this time? Where was dinner? Applebees? Did htey drink all your booze and eat all your snacks? Nothing?

Screw Cap & Cork
 

You are not playing pinball. This morning when the two of them were quibbling I pictured two people with those upside-down Beaker mouths making Beaker-type noises at each other. It was fun.

socks
 

Then I have misconstrued whiff, and I apologize, and will correct my statement to "boy, you sure missed that one, PP."

socks
 

2. and one of that schmuckola is one too many. Whatever happened to e/o banning him? A bunch of typical b.s. if you ask me.

socks
 

I dont think that really works either, dildo. Unless you mean to say, you are wrong, she is clearly not a sock and could not possibly be a sock. Its not like I didnt get a joke. IN fact, it was the reverwse. I thoguht there could have been a joke where there was none.

Man you are one arrogant and condescending midwestern, no television watching, benny hill looking, middle aged man.

socks
 

What a lame stalker sock you are. Take a lesson or two from my stalker sock Tush Munch.

socks
 

You should have just said "cock!" and posted this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffic...s/main_tim.jpg

socks
 

Thats really more what I picture you to loook like. Which is better than looking like Gareth, which Lester actually has the market cornered on sadly.

Sockaclipse Now!!
 

Go ahead and ban me.

But just when you think its safe to go back on the Board, you'll realize you are surrounded, once again, with nothing but a Paigow and a few hundred of my socks.

Mooouhahahaha

socks
 

I don't cut my internet "acquaintances" into little pieces. I simply invite them to dinner, follow them home and break into their apartments or houses the next day and rub their delicates all over my body.

BTW, I really liked the dark blue satin french cuts.

socks
 

actually I have a vague recollection of DK and dating topics from Infirm, but, alas, my troubled brain cells have issues with remembering the minutae of internet postings for more than a year or so. Unless I was involved in the postings, that is.* Must be an after-effect of all the X. But no one has proven the link yet. I'm ahead of my time.


*Carry on.

socks
 

No, I meant that DK and Weed are not the same poster, and that you were incorrect when you opined that they might be. That's all.

Sorry about "whiffed", but, hey, my usage fits the most common, non-board one, and remember, the only thing sadder than a middle-aged guy not getting board vernacular is the middle-aged chick who does.

Screw Cap & Cork
 

I thought fish drink white wine.

TM

socks
 

not even close. not even 1 for 3. E for effort though.