well played, playah.

I can do that for you.

Whatever. She still attacks me unprovoked, and she still is petty and divorced.

looks fade, dude. I see cats in the future. our receptionist is a "former model" she is like, pushing 50. yikes.

Well, it does beat bike riding and commas.

I'd rather be painted as "less hot" [still being hot] and more balanced, kids family life balance.

Let's save something for next time. Original and vibrant ideas are few and far between and we don't want to waste them all on one thread.

Too true. You are so lucky to have wit and charm as backups.

(And I see cats in gwinky's future, too -- the types who can knock over bottles.)

"This has gone on far enough." That's a little awkward, don't you think? It does not really make sense for something to occur or "go on" for some distance. I think maybe you should have said, "This has gone on long enough." Or, alternatively, "This has been taken far enough."

It is easy to underestimate the negative effect that type of awkward phrasing can have on the reader. Paying attention to these sorts of details could really turn things around here for you. Not that I am suggesting that you want to turn them around or that they should be turned around ...........

And what do you have? huh RP? ARe you hot? witty? distinct? married? Kids? boyfriend even? Bueller? Bueller?

you step and you ain't got the skills, playa

Why flower, how sweet of you to remind me that you put me thru the paces with my sentence structure. YOu are my very own little blue book

Poor little ole me, I got nothin' to brag about.

Or maybe I have no need to brag.

I am not so good at being precise, so I will leave you to figure it out.

Tough. Tootsie. Rolls.

YOu just like to get him all twisted. heh

Dear Rider Putter Inner
 

Okay, I will admit that I read this response to GWNC because, well, I wanted to see what you would say in response to her. Not very strong.

But here's the thing. I want you to prove to me that you're hot and/or real. So, I'm up to meet at sbux whenever you are ready. I imagine that you will tell me (in all caps) all about how you don't want to meet me because I'm mean or something, but it's on you. And that might make you feel pretty good, but I don't really care. You can respond here or on pm.

After meeting you, I will be completely honest with the board about whether you are hot or not. If you have nice tits, I will say so. If your grill is bent, I will say that too. And you are free to say whatever you like about me.

TM

Dear Rider Putter Inner
 

Fine, bring it. PM me.