Because you all have such good taste.
 

Cheerfulness and buying a three-dollar O.J. work every time.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

So if I switch to OJ, I will get dates with hot rich guys?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Am I..... blurry????

It can't be. Lots of posters have PM'd me to say that I'm interesting.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

can you please change your avatar? when I thought you were super hot I was willing to put up with it (e.g. Ty) but now that we know you're not so good looking I really think you should try and not stand out with such an irratating avatar. Pretty please change it?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Ty is hot?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

super hot.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Holding out for dates is setting too high a standard for yourself -- i.e., one that is objective. You're better off judging yourself on the number of times you get checked out or oggled, so your imagination can cure any deficiencies.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

You have nice fur.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Shit.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Aw, you're sweet. Now I'll stop throwing feces at you.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Blurry is very subjective. Don't beat yourself up over it.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I haven't seen you, and even I can tell you are a total troll (in one sense or another).

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Adder, thank GOD you are in [] you are so annoying.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I am the total picture of hotness.









(Thankfully those who have actually met me are no longer regular contributors)

Because you all have such good taste.
 

You are butt.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

does this bother anyone else?

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Can you at least confirm her bra size, that one seems like a slam dunk.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

and please, feel FREE to post that I have nice long healthy hair. gawd. it's like pulling teeth. and check out my legs.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

this is what I mean. I don't understand how it was that I even got to this place. I never posted hi i'm hot. wow I'm hot. damn I am model smokin

so how did I deserve to be goaded into being called out and critiqued.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Ironic, given my recent PPNY criticism, isn't it?

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146, indeed.

Hoax or Headache?
 

I'm halfway to believing that this meeting and the resulting fallout is an elaborate hoax cooked up by Penske and Thurgreed. The only thing keeping me from it is the expectation that at least one of them could manage some more creative shit-stirring.

ETA: It may be just that I speak Minnesotan, but I translate multiple posts about being checked out by bankers, hit on in Starbucks and being told one is pretty as saying one is hot. Not just hot, nigh unto smokin'.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

147. and they are indeed, 38E

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I believe you should have left the period off the end of this sentence for it to be truly authentic.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Tiddy, though, you know, down there, right?

Especially if it starts "Penske, ...
 

Next board motto?

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no. scary. I meant you might have killed them.

Hoax or Headache?
 

I am honestly starting to wonder this too. If I could pull this off, at this stage of my career, it would possibly be more impressive than my JRUSS sock.

Oh the humanity.

Especially if it starts "Penske, ...
 

I'm thinking....

Penske, still kinder, gentler, and more well-behaviouralised...

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Damn!

Forget this internet girlfriend crap -- will you be my irl girlfriend?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

You are an idiot. It is exactly how you defined yourself and I was determined to prove or disprove nothing. I was simply curious.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...401#post258401

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...811#post257811

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...264#post257264

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...828#post255828

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...815#post255815

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...030#post253030

And the crown jewel:

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...660#post253660

TM

Hoax or Headache?
 

it's true. and not delusional. if it is the boobs, who knows. my smile what gives? my clothes? I dress well. but it happens all the time. perhaps it is that certain je ne se quois. shapey can confirm tomorrow. he can say whether I'm ms. patent piggy or if I decent.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Okay that you searched that? Is weird and scawy.

Hoax or Headache?
 

shapey is also in a relationship, and wants to keep it that way. As such, he has no interest in being a judge in the lawtalkers "hot or not" contest.


I'll make an honest assessment of the IQ thing, though.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I've had just about enough. I've taken the high road and not attacked you and I took it in the shorts being called chubby in front of a chat room I think you've done about enough damage for today, sir.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Is your denial any less weird/scawy?

p.s. My Canadian girlfriend and your silent fb buddies are all laughing at you.

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You yourself said you needed to lose weight.

I'm way fatter than you, I'm willing to bet. Though, a size 12? Seriously? At 5'3"? Even I think that's probably chubby.

Very truly yours,
Fellow Festive

Because you all have such good taste.
 

The difference is, you are likeable.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

5"4, and I didn't deny needing to lose weight. so amended I was called NotPretty and chubby

I'd go down the self depracating route but I am pissy now.

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You are turning this into something it never was. You were not goaded into anything. You posted about how guys constantly hit on you and come around you. You genuinely thought or think you are attractive.

You thought I was going to tell everyone that you are very pretty and that I wouldn't mention the weight or the chest (or maybe you were kidding yourself about those too). If I had posted that, you would be using it as a hammer over and over again in all your posts, happy for the confirmation.

Instead, you got the truth and it hurts. So you've fabricated some kind of scheme where I have tricked you into meeting me so I can lie about your looks to either get in your head or discredit you. Read that last sentence again. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it.

You fucked up. You're not attractive. Everyone on this board knows it. You can continue to bitch and moan about it, but facts is facts. No one believes you and anyone who meets you will agree with me 100% if you put them to it on the board. And if you put it to them and they refuse to answer or post about your lovely hair (and good luck getting someone to compliment you on your legs), know that they're trying their best not to hurt your feelings.

The end.

TM