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Penske_Account 08-21-2006 08:10 PM

Loberry said what?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
shapey is also in a relationship, and wants to keep it that way. As such, he has no interest in being a judge in the lawtalkers "hot or not" contest.


I'll make an honest assessment of the IQ thing, though.
From what perspective, 6' 11" or 4' 2"?

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
5"4, and I didn't deny needing to lose weight. so amended I was called NotPretty and chubby

I'd go down the self depracating route but I am pissy now.
I think you can only bitch about the being called not pretty.

5'4" is basically the same as 5'3". Until you get down to around an 8, you are chubby. Of course, that can be hard to define since sizes are so all over the place.

Kindest regards,
Larger Than An 8

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2006 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The difference is, you are likeable.
2. Fringey saved my life, IRL.

Shape Shifter 08-21-2006 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Fringey saved my life, IRL.
That bitch.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are turning this into something it never was. You were not goaded into anything. You posted about how guys constantly hit on you and come around you. You genuinely thought or think you are attractive.

You thought I was going to tell everyone that you are very pretty and that I wouldn't mention the weight or the chest (or maybe you were kidding yourself about those too). If I had posted that, you would be using it as a hammer over and over again in all your posts, happy for the confirmation.

Instead, you got the truth and it hurts. So you've fabricated some kind of scheme where I have tricked you into meeting me so I can lie about your looks to either get in your head or discredit you. Read that last sentence again. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it.

You fucked up. You're not attractive. Everyone on this board knows it. You can continue to bitch and moan about it, but facts is facts. No one believes you and anyone who meets you will agree with me 100% if you put them to it on the board. And if you put it to them and they refuse to answer or post about your lovely hair (and good luck getting someone to compliment you on your legs), know that they're trying their best not to hurt your feelings.

The end.

TM
You know what? You are an asshole. Even if some or all of it is true you don't need to say it to publicly humiliate me. You're just hammering it home, happy to get people to pile on....gleefully festing on the fact that you wanted to get me off my perceived high horse or whatever and say I'm delusional. Whatever, okay?

You were late. you were not charming. you argued with me right then and there about my bra size. which I found to be rude. and then you made some fucked up comment when I said women should be more cautious about meeting people right then about "yeah right like I'd rape you right here" um no, but that is fucking obnoxious.

and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2006 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know what? You are an asshole. Even if some or all of it is true you don't need to say it to publicly humiliate me. You're just hammering it home, happy to get people to pile on....gleefully festing on the fact that you wanted to get me off my perceived high horse or whatever and say I'm delusional. Whatever, okay?

You were late. you were not charming. you argued with me right then and there about my bra size. which I found to be rude. and then you made some fucked up comment when I said women should be more cautious about meeting people right then about "yeah right like I'd rape you right here" um no, but that is fucking obnoxious.

and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.

Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ on a Hamburger bun with pickles. Will you STOP DIGGING????!!!!

J. Fred Muggs 08-21-2006 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.
On the other hand, he's handsome (according to you) and doesn't seek validation from strangers.

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are turning this into something it never was. You were not goaded into anything. You posted about how guys constantly hit on you and come around you. You genuinely thought or think you are attractive.

You thought I was going to tell everyone that you are very pretty and that I wouldn't mention the weight or the chest (or maybe you were kidding yourself about those too). If I had posted that, you would be using it as a hammer over and over again in all your posts, happy for the confirmation.

Instead, you got the truth and it hurts. So you've fabricated some kind of scheme where I have tricked you into meeting me so I can lie about your looks to either get in your head or discredit you. Read that last sentence again. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it.

You fucked up. You're not attractive. Everyone on this board knows it. You can continue to bitch and moan about it, but facts is facts. No one believes you and anyone who meets you will agree with me 100% if you put them to it on the board. And if you put it to them and they refuse to answer or post about your lovely hair (and good luck getting someone to compliment you on your legs), know that they're trying their best not to hurt your feelings.

The end.

TM
I think the italicized part needs a caveat of "according to TM's high standards." Because people with lower standards might find her acceptably attractive.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
On the other hand, he's handsome (according to you) and doesn't seek validation from strangers.
I lied since I'm NICE.

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That bitch.
I don't know why he's spreading this vicious rumor.

Perhaps to put that annoying Elton John or Billie Joel or whatever song in my head.

ETA ppnyc is making me feel much, much better about myself. She's like a little self-esteem raiser.

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2006 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the italicized part needs a caveat of "according to TM's high standards." Because people with lower standards might find her acceptably attractive.
good point. he fired his crush- who is objectively perfect from the tip of her head to just before the tip of her toe.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the italicized part needs a caveat of "according to TM's high standards." Because people with lower standards might find her acceptably attractive.
I think that is my point. I know I chose him to critique me and for that I'm paying in spades but wtf? who died and made him the NYC arbiter of chicks? his standards are way too strict.

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think that is my point. I know I chose him to critique me and for that I'm paying in spades but wtf? who died and made him the NYC arbiter of chicks? his standards are way too strict.
Shut. It. Bitch.

Everyone knows he has ridiculously high standards.

Shape Shifter 08-21-2006 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't know why he's spreading this vicious rumor.

Perhaps to put that annoying Elton John or Billie Joel or whatever song in my head.

ETA ppnyc is making me feel much, much better about myself. She's like a little self-esteem raiser.
[IMG]picture won't work. never mind.[/IMG]

Flinty_McFlint 08-21-2006 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think that is my point. I know I chose him to critique me and for that I'm paying in spades but wtf? who died and made him the NYC arbiter of chicks? his standards are way too strict.
I concur. You should have asked Hank. I think he's blind in one eye.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-21-2006 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
On the other hand, he's handsome (according to you) and doesn't seek validation from strangers.
OTOH, he sleeps in a really gay bed.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shut. It. Bitch.

Everyone knows he has ridiculously high standards.
well then I should have met shape first, dude.

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
well then I should have met shape first, dude.
He has way, WAY low standards.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He has way, WAY low standards.
LOL

notcasesensitive 08-21-2006 08:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know what? You are an asshole. Even if some or all of it is true you don't need to say it to publicly humiliate me. You're just hammering it home, happy to get people to pile on....gleefully festing on the fact that you wanted to get me off my perceived high horse or whatever and say I'm delusional. Whatever, okay?

You were late. you were not charming. you argued with me right then and there about my bra size. which I found to be rude. and then you made some fucked up comment when I said women should be more cautious about meeting people right then about "yeah right like I'd rape you right here" um no, but that is fucking obnoxious.

and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.
This is excellent. (I would have emphasized the point by putting periods between each of the words in that sentence, but I heard from my internet gf that was totally... played... out.)

Thank you for making my entire wasted day of reading internet tomfoolery worth the (lack of) effort. I laughed, I cried.

bold_n_brazen 08-21-2006 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Damn!

Forget this internet girlfriend crap -- will you be my irl girlfriend?
What happens in Bisbee stays in Bisbee, bay-bee.

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The difference is, you are likeable.
It occurs to me that this is damning with faint praise. Since you have seen pictures of me. And possibly seen me in person.

Stupid monkey.

ltl/fb 08-21-2006 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What happens in Bisbee stays in Bisbee, bay-bee.
So you are telling her no? That maybe you went all crazy in Bisbee, but irl, she's not good enough for you?

Nice.

notcasesensitive 08-21-2006 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you can only bitch about the being called not pretty.

5'4" is basically the same as 5'3". Until you get down to around an 8, you are chubby. Of course, that can be hard to define since sizes are so all over the place.

Kindest regards,
Larger Than An 8
This is true. Perhaps we should have seen it all coming when she started in with the 38E thing. No way someone of average weight with a petite frame is a 38 anything. A sad truth. And here I pictured a stick with huge TITS.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
LOL
so you take the two assessment Greed: she's butt Shape: she's potentially decent and you get some type of median reality.

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is true. Perhaps we should have seen it all coming when she started in with the 38E thing. No way someone with a petite frame is a 38 anything. A sad truth. And here I pictured a stick with huge TITS.
No, that is what my husband would like me to become. I thought I was clear about that what was the running is trying to achieve. AoN, I was really fucking fat prior I dropped from a 16-18 to a 12. that is why I am so sensitive.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-21-2006 08:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know what? You are an asshole. Even if some or all of it is true you don't need to say it to publicly humiliate me. You're just hammering it home, happy to get people to pile on....gleefully festing on the fact that you wanted to get me off my perceived high horse or whatever and say I'm delusional. Whatever, okay?
No. You have forced me to hammer it home by accusing me of all sorts of motives instead of accepting the fact that I simply don't think you're good looking.

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You were late. you were not charming. you argued with me right then and there about my bra size. which I found to be rude. and then you made some fucked up comment when I said women should be more cautious about meeting people right then about "yeah right like I'd rape you right here" um no, but that is fucking obnoxious.
Now you're just lashing out, hoping I'll look like I was mean during our meeting. I was 10 minutes late and the first thing I did was apologize. Of course, you know that working in a law firm sometimes means you will be late, so I don't know why you even brought it up.

I wasn't trying to be charming. But I was polite at all times.

You asked me about what I was going to post and I said I would be honest, but I added that there was no way your breasts were that big. Your reaction did not indicate that you thought it was rude and you laughed and continued discussing them and how you (or the salesperson came to that conclusion).

And you're trying to take the rape thing out of context. You said something about how someone else on this board and how he made you feel uncomfortable because he asked you to lunch and I said, "I'm sure he didn't mean it that way." You said you turned him down because you try to be careful about stuff like that and I said, "You wouldn't have to worry about me trying to rape you here in Grand Central Station."

I was nice to you at all points. Over email you indicated that you liked expensive drinks and that I had to pay because I'm a lawyer and you're staff. In fact, I ended up buying you your drink.

When we were leaving, you wanted to walk with me whether I was going outside or downstairs. You could have gone either way to get where you were going, yet you chose to take the extra steps with me even though I said I was going the other direction.

I am in no way implying that you liked me, but you are full of shit if you're trying to color our meeting like I was some arrogant asshole.

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.
I have characterized myself neither as charming nor a "heavy hitter" and I was arrogant about nothing. If I was, you would have gone on and on about it in your post already, with actual quotes.

But nice try.

TM

notcasesensitive 08-21-2006 08:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, that is what my husband would like me to become. I thought I was clear about that what was the running is trying to achieve. AoN, I was really fucking fat prior I dropped from a 16-18 to a 12. that is why I am so sensitive.
Okay, if we are delving here, why did you feel the need to post your (alleged) bra size here? I believe it was initially in response to a post of mine when I mentioned that shelf bras work well for b-cups. Was it an attempt for male attention or an attempt to make yourself feel like you are more attractive than I am? Or both?

SlaveNoMore 08-21-2006 08:33 PM

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patentparanyc
You know what? You are an asshole. Even if some or all of it is true you don't need to say it to publicly humiliate me. You're just hammering it home, happy to get people to pile on....gleefully festing on the fact that you wanted to get me off my perceived high horse or whatever and say I'm delusional. Whatever, okay?

You were late. you were not charming. you argued with me right then and there about my bra size. which I found to be rude. and then you made some fucked up comment when I said women should be more cautious about meeting people right then about "yeah right like I'd rape you right here" um no, but that is fucking obnoxious.

and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.
Now we're getting somewhere. About damn time.

Flinty_McFlint 08-21-2006 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, that is what my husband would like me to become. I thought I was clear about that what was the running is trying to achieve. AoN, I was really fucking fat prior I dropped from a 16-18 to a 12. that is why I am so sensitive.
I won't post about your looks if you won't. Deal? Because it's just getting sad now.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2006 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is true. Perhaps we should have seen it all coming when she started in with the 38E thing. No way someone of average weight with a petite frame is a 38 anything. A sad truth. And here I pictured a stick with huge TITS.

They don't have implants in NYC?

SlaveNoMore 08-21-2006 08:35 PM

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notcasesensitive
....why did you feel the need to post your (alleged) bra size here? ...
Is there a single GA chick that hasn't?

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Okay, if we are delving here, why did you feel the need to post your (alleged) bra size here? I believe it was initially in response to a post of mine even when I mentioned that shelf bras work well for b-cups. Was it an attempt for male attention or an attempt to make yourself feel like you are more attractive than I am? Or both?
Neither nor. maybe I was wondering what and rightly so what type of bras [the answer, Saks and Bergdorf] someone would get that isn't a "B cup type"

notcasesensitive 08-21-2006 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is there a single GA chick that hasn't?
The context was interesting, that's all. RT posted that she hated the shelf bras, they don't work for big tits, etc. I said I love them and they are awesome for the b-cup types. Then ppnyc replied to me something like "how do they work for 38E tits?"

two things here:

(1) how the fuck would I know? I just said I'm a b cup.

(2) RT already said they work for shit for large racked people (in the very post I replied to, no less), and I take her at her word for that. And fuck if ppnyc hasn't already tried the shelf bras herself. They were everywhere 2-3 years ago - I'm not sure you could buy a tank top without them for a while.

So she was posting her bra size as a response to me for one of the two reasons I posited above. Probably both.

SlaveNoMore 08-21-2006 08:41 PM

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notcasesensitive
This is true. Perhaps we should have seen it all coming when she started in with the 38E thing. No way someone of average weight with a petite frame is a 38 anything. A sad truth. And here I pictured a stick with huge TITS.
Speaking of....

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3...70289%2C00.jpg

"Jordan just signed a multi-million dollar deal with Panache to be the "chest" of their new range of bras for big-chested women. She has started by modeling a line based on sweets. She was extremely surprised when she was professionally measured by the label. Jordan has been wearing a size 32DD this entire time, but she's actually a size 30G!

She said: “I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were THAT big. It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference — and I didn’t even need to get another boob job!
“Now I’ve got support and I look and feel great"

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Speaking of....

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3...70289%2C00.jpg

"Jordan just signed a multi-million dollar deal with Panache to be the "chest" of their new range of bras for big-chested women. She has started by modeling a line based on sweets. She was extremely surprised when she was professionally measured by the label. Jordan has been wearing a size 32DD this entire time, but she's actually a size 30G!

She said: “I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were THAT big. It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference — and I didn’t even need to get another boob job!
“Now I’ve got support and I look and feel great"
Chantelle runs to "H" that is what the lady said.

Sparklehorse 08-21-2006 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is there a single GA chick that hasn't?
The only time I've ever discussed my breast size was when I challenged some sock who claimed to be a woman but clearly wasn't.

But then again, I'm one of the blurry people with low post counts.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2006 08:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The context was interesting, that's all. RT posted that she hated the shelf bras, they don't work for big tits, etc. I said I love them and they are awesome for the b-cup types. Then ppnyc replied to me something like "how do they work for 38E tits?"

two things here:

(1) how the fuck would I know? I just said I'm a b cup.

(2) RT already said they work for shit for large racked people (in the very post I replied to, no less), and I take her at her word for that. And fuck if ppnyc hasn't already tried the shelf bras herself. They were everywhere 2-3 years ago - I'm not sure you could buy a tank top without them for a while.

So she was posting her bra size as a response to me for one of the two reasons I posited above. Probably both.

What is a "shelf bra"?

And can I just say, for the record, that big tits are overrated? I mean, I like big tits. (I also like small tits. I like tits in general.) But in the real, non-model, world, "big tits" often means "fat woman" or "saggy tits". Even in the non-real world, "big tits" can mean "basketball-looking implants".

All other things being equal, would I rather a woman that I'm looking at have larger tits? Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on my mood, the day, the tits, and how good everything else looks. But Jesus H. Christ -- bragging about your cup size, when the only reason it's that big is because you are fat, is ludicrous.

Flinty_McFlint 08-21-2006 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The only time I've ever discussed my breast size was when I challenged some sock who claimed to be a woman but clearly wasn't.

But then again, I'm one of the blurry people with low post counts.
I always heard you were a man tiger. I must have misinterpreted that. How you doin?

patentparanyc 08-21-2006 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The only time I've ever discussed my breast size was when I challenged some sock who claimed to be a woman but clearly wasn't.

But then again, I'm one of the blurry people with low post counts.
what did the sock do? I'm waiting on instructions and bored.


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