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As soon as you get to 100 pushups/set, you can join.

Just kidding, you are IN. Wanna start a bookclub?

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[list=1][*]I have to go to jury durty tomorrow. Any tips for getting the hell out at voir dire? Apparently a simple "I'm a lawyer" isn't as effective as it used to be.
[*]I had lunch with a guy who, when he found out I'm a lawyer, started asking me about how to get out of some sort of boating citation (something involving failure to have an observer while a kid was on a jet ski type thing in another state). His big issue was that it's a Class C Misdemeanor and he doesn't want that "on his record." The fine is $150. I ducked and hemmed and hawed and said I wasn't really a criminal defense attorney licensed in Arizona, but maybe he should call the court and/or DA and see what they ahve to say. He wanted to know if he should request a jury trial. Does anyone actually care about Class C Misdemeanors? This guy is a physician, and I'm pretty sure that neither hospitals nor medical boards care. [/list=1]

Open Question
 

You're going to play that way? I'm spelling it out then.

Memories
Like the corner of my mind
Misty watercolored memories
Of the way we were

Excuse me...
 

I will! Keep an eye out for section 113, row U, seats 12 and 13!

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Eagles should bring back Vince Papale. To play. No RBs and no WRS does a very sucky team make. I thought about dressing up in a TO jersey and going there.

Lincoln Field is awesome. The crab fries are more addicive than crack.

Funniest day of my life was going to the Seattle -- Eagles Monday night game last year in a snowstorm. Was fucking 21 nothing before I got to my seat.

I am not a homer but I like the Jints. Not to go all the way, but at least to run through the div.

Carolina, Tampa, CHI also beckon.

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I kind of like it. Although there is no one who has or ever would say that to her, ever, in her entire life,* it is fun to imagine how she could have mistaken an unrelated statement for a compliment.

Banker: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
ppnyc: Ohmigod! Are you suggesting I make you hot or that I just am hot?

Sbux patron: Excuse me.
ppnyc: Ohmigod, you perv! If you want some of these 38Es, you can just forget it!

Attorney: Copy this.
ppnyc: (Did you see that? He can't stop coming over here and giving me attention. Yesterday he asked me if I did something to my head. Although I had just walked into a door, I think he was talking about my hair.)

Guy at bar, looking at his wine: Nice legs.
ppnyc: Thank you!

TM

*Ever.

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"I honestly believe that anyone who ever got arrested for anything must have been doing something illegal."

Open Question
 

Warning: He sort of let me down on the analysis of Collapse when we had our book club reading.

Open Question
 

and it's hard to hold a candle
in the cold November rain

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You've gone down on ppnyc?

(Okay, I apologize, Sid. I know I have to because I just made myself sick. And that ain't easy to do.)

TM

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Don't say "I'm a lawyer." I would say "I do complex patent prosecution and litigation for very large corporate clients...." you might say "i do high-level medical legal work trying to get fair coverage for underpriveleged individuals." or whatever it is you do. i am not encouraging you to lie.

What you want to do is convince one of the two lawyers that because you do more complex law than they do, and/or you have a bias for/against little guys, they do not want you on their jury.

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No. I'm just satisfied knowing that some people like me and I'm happy in my own skin regardless of what anyone else thinks about it. This is the kind of peace you start to develop once you've experienced enough of life. You know, after about 40 years or so.

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RT, is this outable?

TM

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You can be in mine. It'll cost you $50. Same as in Vegas. But I won't give you a lap dance.

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"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see!"

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how big is she?

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Reading comprehension, like math, is hard.

Someone told me last night there is such a thing as irrational numbers. I have heard of imaginary numbers before, but not irrational numbers. Do we really need these things?

Random observation
 

A truly dedicated GA would strive to overcome those limits.

Open Question
 

What's to analyze? You just shoot up the building blocks and make everything go boom.

Random observation
 

By last night, I thought I had, but I came in this morning to find I wasn't fired. I've failed again.

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Better yet, every time the defendant's lawyer talks look away and whenever the plaintiff's lawyer talks say "Ch-ching!"

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the last time i was in a pool an old guy just keep saying "huh?" to every voir dire question. after about 4 he was excused. can you do deaf RT?

But buy my record first
 

Eddie's remake was funnier (although Garrett's huge balls alone trump Eddie's effort).

http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot....te-people.html

TM

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Ask these three questions:

1. Can we award more than the plaintiff asks for?

2. Does it really matter since the insurance company pays for it all anyway?

3. Why should the plaintiff win the lottery? I have to go back to work after this trial.

Open Question
 

hit me with your best shot
c'mon and hit me with your best shot
hit me with your best shot
fire away

But buy my record first
 

I am a fan of the assimilated negro. Does he have a big readership? I thought I was special.

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38E.

TM

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You are so!non.vapid. Indeed.

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Kiss me once.
Kiss me twice.
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly.

Now you two, stop it.

Open Question
 

We are strong
no one can tell us we're wrong
searching our hearts for so loooonng
love is a battlefield

Open Question
 

Do you like pina coladas?
And getting caught in the rain?
Are you not into health clubs?
Are you into champagne?
Do you like making love at midnight?
In the dunes on the cape?

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Ah, imaginary and irrational.

But how is it useful?

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Holy shit. I justed GISd it. Do you own google?

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Just so you know, every time you use "Indeed." on the FB I receive $.02. I Invented it. Ask Penske if you don't believe me. I also invented "Carry on." pre-Project Runway. You wouldn't believe the royalties I get from Tim Gunn.

Ps. Was that your best shot? Really?

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Duly noted.

I'm 45 for a moment
The sea is high
And I'm heading into a crisis
Chasing the years of my life

But buy my record first
 

Never saw the site before. I did a search for the song.

TM

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CMS?

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If I owned google, don't you think the first (and every) image would be 1,000 times worse than that?

TM

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Wonk, is that you?

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We have a new bookclub on Politics. The Looming Tower. PM Ty to join.