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Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2004 04:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
But it makes for a good Samuel Jackson spoof on Chapelle doesn't it? And on that subject, I saw the Race Draft skit for the first time last night, where the Chinese, in a surprise move, drafted the entire Wu Tang Clan. Good stuff.
Speaking of funny skits, did anyone see that skit on SNL a couple of weeks ago where there were two girls having a sleepover and the one SNL chick was running around the couch yelling "Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick!"? Cracked me up.

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2004 04:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And on that subject, I saw the Race Draft skit for the first time last night, where the Chinese, in a surprise move, drafted the entire Wu Tang Clan. Good stuff.
That was the first Chapelle bit I ever saw. I was hooked after that.

Tush Munch 05-12-2004 04:49 PM
socks
 
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Originally posted by Not Me
What a lame stalker sock you are. Take a lesson or two from my stalker sock Tush Munch.
Like I tried to tell you in the parking lot the other night, I'm outta here. You can still tell your "friends" I'm still stalking you if you want, but it's not worth it any more. I tried to park across the street from your parents' house, but the neighbors said they'd call the police on me. Anyway, you don't leave the basement, so what's the point. There's no point in stalking you if you're just going to surf porn sites and eat Ho-Ho's. And I've had enough of your dad's Doberman. You keep telling me that you'll introduce me to chicks, but you don't seem to know any, so I don't think that's going to happen.

LessinSF 05-12-2004 04:54 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I have a metrokane rabbit (no, not that rabbit). Works great. I haven't had any problems with real v. artificial corks. YMMV.
Had a rabbit, but after a couple of years the corkscrew separated from the body of the tool. I am now using this http://www.corkpops.com/ShopCPIII.html (Co2 powered cork popper). Big fun.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-12-2004 04:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this the place that has the commercial with that junior high school coach that retires and goes out with his wife to a flair restaurant where the waitress (who probably doesn't even like kung fu) asks the coach to help her hang something and it turns out that it is a bunch of his coaching crap that clearly no one cares about because it is hanging on the wall in a restaurant that has so much crap on it that you can't differentiate it from the blue ribbon for best hog at the county fair and all the other crap and he gets all misty eyed and his wife looks over and is clearly proud even though he never rose in the ranks to make it to a decent school and she's been living off a coach's salary and apparently that gets you a celebratory dinner at fucking Applebees for Christsakes? Because it makes me tuaom every time it's on.
Possibly. I admire that commercial for its ability to cloak a crappy, generic, strip-mall inhabiting chain restaurant in the guise of a neighborhood institution. It's evil, but it has some advertising juice.

Shape Shifter 05-12-2004 05:04 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Had a rabbit, but after a couple of years the corkscrew separated from the body of the tool. I am now using this http://www.corkpops.com/ShopCPIII.html (Co2 powered cork popper). Big fun.
No way I'm going there without a spree.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 05-12-2004 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Possibly. I admire that commercial for its ability to cloak a crappy, generic, strip-mall inhabiting chain restaurant in the guise of a neighborhood institution. It's evil, but it has some advertising juice.
In some of the neighborhoods they are in, they are all that can pass for an institution.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-12-2004 05:08 PM
Happy Fun Ball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No way I'm going there without a spree.
No way I'm opening a decent bottle of wine with that thing. The good news is it's still legal in 12 states.

Quote:
WARNING: Contents under pressure. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. Do not puncture, incinerate or store above 120 degrees F. Do NOT use on Champagne, Sparkling, or odd-shaped bottles; including square, rectangular, mixed, i.e., square to rounded. Misuse could cause fracture. A flawed bottle could rupture. If sprayed in eyes or on skin flush with warm water. If irritation occurs, see physician. Use only as directed. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal. Contains R-134A.

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2004 05:11 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No way I'm going there without a spree.
Here. Have more than one. Just in case.

http://s1-images.amazon.com/images/A...4.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tyrone Slothrop 05-12-2004 05:11 PM
Happy Fun Ball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No way I'm opening a decent bottle of wine with that thing. The good news is it's still legal in 12 states.
But is it permitted under the Geneva Convention?

Gattigap 05-12-2004 05:16 PM
Happy Fun Ball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But is it permitted under the Geneva Convention?
I imagine it depends on what one's trying to open, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Anne Elk 05-12-2004 05:18 PM
Breaking Hockey News!
 
Calling Thrasher's Fan - here's a good reason to get some Lightning season tickets. You'll have to move to Tampa Bay, but think of the money you'll save while attending games.

Tampa Bay Lightning offer free beer to season ticket holders.

baltassoc 05-12-2004 05:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
In some of the neighborhoods [Applebees] are in, they are all that can pass for an institution.
Tell me about it. One day I was driving home from work and noticed an Applebees had sprung up in the middle of a field. "That's odd," I thought to myself. "Why would you build an Applebees all the way out here? Why, there isn't a junior high coach to memorialize or junior fireman to admire for miles and miles." Next thing I know, like five days later, there are approximately 40,000 new houses plopped down on the surrounding farmland and I've got to find a new way to drive home.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-12-2004 05:20 PM
So would YOU drink this from a can?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Here. Have more than one. Just in case.

http://s1-images.amazon.com/images/A...4.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
How long you been saving that up?

TM

LessinSF 05-12-2004 05:32 PM
Victoria Secret model Adriana Lima...
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I clicked on them before he edited to add the NOT WORK APPROPRIATE label (thanks str8), and she's not even in my top 30 hottest porn stars.

Definitely not w/in striking distance of Adriana:

http://www.model-cafe.com/photos/adrianal/016.jpg
Gack. She needs to eat. when I win the lottery, I'm spending $10,000 on 24 hours with Brittany:

http://66.54.216.206/picture.php?gal...andrews.jpg&mw

In other porn news, for those of you counting at home, we are up to 5 "actors" with HIV, the newest being a "Miss Arroyo." - http://www.kaisernetwork.org/daily_r...fm?DR_ID=23562 (article, no pics)


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