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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-22-2006 11:13 AM

Let's See A Show of Hands
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Needs more categories.
you're a mod. add what you want.

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you're a mod. add what you want.
Oh, silly, I can't do that now! Then everybody will know it was I.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-22-2006 11:15 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I may be nice but I am one tough bitch. 10 years in law will do that to you.
That wasn't what I was thinking.

TM

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:17 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The only time I've ever discussed my breast size was when I challenged some sock who claimed to be a woman but clearly wasn't.

But then again, I'm one of the blurry people with low post counts.
So? How are they?

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:18 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I'm a married man with kids who lives in Ohio. Don't tell, it's outable!
No wonder I always mix you two up. Are you worth waiting for?

Shape Shifter 08-22-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
as you wish

vote!
I don't get it. It says somebody hates me. It must be wrong.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't get it. It says somebody hates me. It must be wrong.
Are you delusional? JUST KIDDING. regardless, wasn't me man.

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:23 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Hell, I'm 40, and I'm already approaching the point where "has vagina... doesn't drool" equals "worth checking out."
And if you've had a few drinks the "has vagina" part can be substituted for "hell, who can tell through a glory hole."

greatwhitenorthchick 08-22-2006 11:24 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I may be nice but I am one tough bitch. 10 years in law will do that to you.
No, you're insane.
I've spent 11 years in law and I'm neither tough nor a bitch.

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I voted I like you!
I wonder if you'll feel the same way if he finds you "chubby" and "not pretty" or not-attractive, or whatever.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I wonder if you'll feel the same way if he finds you "chubby" and "not pretty" or not-attractive, or whatever.
Can I recalibrate after?

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:28 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wanna bother someone into suicide? Been there, done that.
Boy, you're a cold motherfucker. Even I haven't gone that far.

Pretty Little Flower 08-22-2006 11:31 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm many things but delusional ain't one of them.
Here's the thing. Saying that you are not delusional is basically a meaningless statement. I mean, that's the whole thing about being deulsional. You know what I'm saying here? It's like saying that you are not latently homosexual. Right, Hank?

ThurgreedMarshall 08-22-2006 11:32 AM

I still hold out hope....
 
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
....that parentpara is really just the sock I always thought em was and that this whole "meeting" with TM is just some sort of funny little sitcom invented by a few FB'ers for our entertainment. `Cause there is just no way any sane person would want to be rated as hot or not by anyone on this board, especially the guy who apparently has hot men fawning all over his hot girlfriend right in front of his hot self. So....this thing just could not have happened.
Thank God no one has to meet you to confirm you're an idiot.

TM

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 11:32 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Boy, you're a cold motherfucker. Even I haven't gone that far.
That is pretty mean shit. I know you aren't talking about me, per se [see: not delusional] but it will take more than TM saying I'm chubby and plain to make me want to step in front of a bus.

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who likes me?
You have nice hair.

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:35 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
That is pretty mean shit. I know you aren't talking about me, per se [see: not delusional] but it will take more than TM saying I'm chubby and plain to make me want to step in front of a bus.
He would have had to say you dressed poorly too?

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
You have nice hair.
Lizards have hair?

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:35 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
That is pretty mean shit. I know you aren't talking about me, per se [see: not delusional] but it will take more than TM saying I'm chubby and plain to make me want to step in front of a bus.
I know you will find this hard to believe, and it may even hurt your feelings, but you had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with this post.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 11:36 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by spookyfish
He would have had to say you dressed poorly too?
I'm wearing french cuffs today, T. Pink. *sniff*

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 11:36 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I know you will find this hard to believe, and it may even hurt your feelings, but you had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with this post.
I said I know it wasn't about me. didn't I???

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Lizards have hair?
(shhhhh. I'm trying to maintain his self-esteem.)

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 11:38 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I said I know it wasn't about me. didn't I???
But enough about me. What do you think about me?

Shape Shifter 08-22-2006 11:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Are you delusional? JUST KIDDING. regardless, wasn't me man.
And someone hates me with the fire of 1000 suns which, I gather, is a lot. And only 1 person loves me, and that was me.

This is not going well.

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And someone hates me with the fire of 1000 suns which, I gather, is a lot. And only 1 person loves me, and that was me.

This is not going well.
Green eggs and ham is splitting the vote.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-22-2006 11:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And someone hates me with the fire of 1000 suns which, I gather, is a lot. And only 1 person loves me, and that was me.

This is not going well.
Allow me to help:

http://www.geo-tools.com/Images/Prod...ovel-1-big.jpg

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And someone hates me with the fire of 1000 suns which, I gather, is a lot. And only 1 person loves me, and that was me.

This is not going well.
Hey, at least nobody has (yet) said you are dead to them.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-22-2006 11:44 AM

stuff
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
b'nb: Sounds like you're in the market for an iron bed.
I hear Desiron has great customer service.

TM

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:44 AM

Let's See A Show of Hands
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Green eggs and ham is splitting the vote.
I don't like them either.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-22-2006 11:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Green eggs and ham is splitting the vote.
From the looks of it, so is "I like Shape Shifter".

Penske_Account 08-22-2006 11:44 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Even if this is true, which I don't think it is, Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "no one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

TRUE STORY:

The first time I went long, my mantra for the day was a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt:

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.

I chanted the first sentence over and over for ten hours. I also met a hot chick on the run, whom I ended up eating lobsters with. Al fresco.

Is that helpful?

Shape Shifter 08-22-2006 11:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Hey, at least nobody has (yet) said you are dead to them.
You spoke too soon. This is really unfair. I didn't ask for this.

Pretty Little Flower 08-22-2006 11:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And someone hates me with the fire of 1000 suns which, I gather, is a lot. And only 1 person loves me, and that was me.

This is not going well.
I went for "like" because that is where I sensed the groundswell. If there is one thing I have learned from American politics, it is to vote not for the choice you want or believe in, but for the choice you think will win. Because then you'll be a winner too!

Replaced_Texan 08-22-2006 11:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You spoke too soon. This is really unfair. I didn't ask for this.
Hey, at least people have strong opinions one way or another. That has to count for something, right?

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You spoke too soon. This is really unfair. I didn't ask for this.
Quit whining, chubby.

Penske_Account 08-22-2006 11:47 AM

Let's See A Show of Hands
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
as you wish

vote!

Is there a control for socks? Shifter has many...

Pretty Little Flower 08-22-2006 11:47 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
TRUE STORY:

The first time I went long, my mantra for the day was a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt:

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.

I chanted the first sentence over and over for ten hours. I also met a hot chick on the run, whom I ended up eating lobsters with. Al fresco.

Is that helpful?
I like lobster. Not the stuff they sell as "lobster tail," but real Maine lobster. I'm classy.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-22-2006 11:48 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Here's the thing. Saying that you are not delusional is basically a meaningless statement. I mean, that's the whole thing about being deulsional. You know what I'm saying here? It's like saying that you are not latently homosexual. Right, Hank?
Nonsense. Self delusion is the grease of our society. Without the undying belief "it will get better" and/or "there'll be fulfillment from this at some point" 90% of us wouldn't even get out the front door five days a week.

taxwonk 08-22-2006 11:48 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I said I know it wasn't about me. didn't I???
Well, no. In fact, you implied that you took it as directed at my treatment or other posters' treatment of you.

spookyfish 08-22-2006 11:49 AM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nonsense. Self delusion is the grease of our society. Without the undying belief "it will get better" and/or "there'll be fulfillment from this at some point" 90% of us wouldn't even get out the front door five days a week.
Hell, I wouldn't even get out of bed most days without that.


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