Guns Galore
 

Fuckin' tease.

Was Clay Robbed?
 

Both Ruben and Clay will be releasing singles on June 10. Ruben will sing Flying Without Wings, destined to be an instant wedding song classic and sleep aid. Clay will do Bridge over Troubled Water. It will be interesting to see which sells more copies.

Was Clay Robbed?
 

Agree on both counts. Smacks of sore losers.

Various and sundry
 

I don't think she was asking you to generalize. She just wants to know how the Hubby is hung.

Tax(send streaming video to dc_chef@....)wonk

Jim Carrey Almighty
 

Calling Humphrey and Cary jerks? Take that back or I'll bend your tiara, bitch!

Woo Hoo
 

hat trick!!! And with only a single day's wort of Taxwonking.

:band:

Was Clay Robbed?
 

I think Flying Without Wings will immediately be licensed to a feminine hygiene product of some sort for use in their tv-campaign.

Woo Hoo
 

Nice, Wonk. Now how about gracing the Chicago board with your presence and pithy commentary?? Talking to my imaginary friends and Penske's socks is getting old...

Woo Hoo
 

I made contributions to each of the locals. Just three more posts apiece and we'll hit that magical second page.....

New Music
 

EW's summer music column is out and there are some very interesting albums dropping.

My most-awaited album (next to D'Angelo, of course) is the OutKast double album Speakerboxx/The Love Below, in stores in August:

"To follow up 2000's ''Stankonia,'' one of the most critically acclaimed hip-hop albums in recent memory, the Atlanta duo took their time creating this ambitious two-CD set, with one disc (''Speakerboxx'') concocted by Big Boi, the other (''The Love Below'') by Dre. ''Mine is more hip-hop-based,'' says Big Boi. ''Dre's doing more funk-based stuff.'' While Big Boi's disc features Jay-Z and Goodie Mobb, Dre's includes a solitary, if unlikely, guest: Norah Jones. ''It's still a unified front,'' Big Boi adds; he and Dre produced tracks and rapped on each other's discs. ''This is just our way of telling two perspectives of the story.'' "

Full text of article: http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,4...walbum,00.html

Woo Hoo
 

Should I use one sock or three?

Woo Hoo
 

If the socks have a Chicago theme, at this point I don't care how many you use...

Guns Galore
 

You (or more likely your previous insurance company) are lucky the garbage man didn't sue. My friend's dog nipped the mail man (actually mail woman) -- tiny little cut, no big deal. Doggie did his time in Doggie Jail and my friend put a mailbox out by the curb so the mailperson didn't have to come up to the house anymore. Three weeks later, she got a letter from a lawyer; I offered to call to see what he wanted. Despite agreement that there were no complications and no scarring, the lawyer is expecting "several thousand dollars" for his client. I told the lawyer I would voluntarily get the same bite as his client for several thousand dollars. He told me that's the "going rate." I called my insurance agent to see if this is out of line and she told me the lowest original request is usually around $10K.

Guns Galore
 

What a coincidence. Earlier today, Penske volunteered to get bitten in a rather intimate way by Bill O'Reilly. No word on whether money would change hands, but the change of pronouns between the quoted posts makes everyone wonder whether Penske's taken the N out of NTTAWWT.

Oh, the human-on-manity!

Guns Galore
 

OOps, I thought it was a reference to Baba O'Reilly. She was a chick, no?