LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You shouldn't let that stop you since the same type of guys who would brag about doing you up the ass would surely just make it up if they really wanted bragging rights. So, either way, you get fucked up the ass.

So, either don't worry about it. Or don't date those types of guys.

TM

So I shouldn't date a guy like Abba's husband?

I guess I need to cancel our lunch plans, then.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-29-2003 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
What is amazing to me is that you seem to think that not wanting to be butt-fucked, eaten out, use objects/toys, be whipped, or whatever makes a person strange. I enjoy sex, the kind where the penis goes into the vagina with the person I love. Forgive me for not needing an assplug, additional people, animals or batteries to enjoy sex. If that makes me weird, then I revel in my fucking weirdness.

I don't think you're strange. I do find it odd that you consider such "non-vanilla" sexual acts to be odd or non-mainstream. That's all.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-29-2003 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Okay, so to you anything short of anal-sex is vanilla -- I can live with that. Other than that, I don't get what you are suggesting. Call me naive, but I assumed that sex was either him on top, him behind (but not in the butt), side-by-side (which is fun but sometimes your resting arm goes numb), standing (again, fun but not always convenient because of height differences) or me on top -- these positions can occur in many places but that does not change the position (chair, table, counter-top, shower, floor, car, lawn, deck, pool, etc). Please sir, share with me the sexual positions that I am missing that involve two people (a male and a female) and no anal intrusion because short of what I have listed above I just don't know of any. And remember, we are talking positions here not he introduction of toys, other people, etc. You tell me that all of the positions that I have listed are vanilla and I am simply asking you to tell me the others so that I may consider them.

Are you saying that you don't like blow-jobs? Fine, your choice. Sometimes circumstances prohibit normal vaginal sex and thus a blow-job fills the void. Some guys like them. You don't. That's your choice.

This post makes absolutely no sense. The conclusions you've drawn from what I posted are so counterintuitive that I have neither the time nor desire to explain to you which steps you're missing in your analysis. And I definitely don't feel like educating you on sex.

TM

robustpuppy

05-29-2003 11:57 AM

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thrashersfan Forgive me for not needing an assplug, additional people, animals or batteries to enjoy sex. If that makes me weird, then I revel in my fucking weirdness.

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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) I don't think you're strange. I do find it odd that you consider such "non-vanilla" sexual acts to be odd or non-mainstream. That's all.

Are you saying sex involving animals is mainstream?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-29-2003 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
(though you have wonder why they have problem selling out for playoff games -- perhaps the Braves have spoiled them

Or they're sick of watching the braves lose playoff series after having one of the best regular-season records year after year?

Or could it be because MLB has decided to jack the prices of playoff tickets to exorbitant levels?

(Not to go on a rant, but I'm glad to see that sports teams everywhere are taking it in the ass with lower sales after jacking up ticket prices to the point where no one can afford the tickets, and everyone has to get them through some friend who has access through his employer)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-29-2003 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you saying sex involving animals is mainstream?

Hey, we're talking about that cowtown, right?

Anyway, strike "such" from my earlier statement and insert, so to speak, any of the other more mainstream sexual acts previously discussed that involve only two consenting adults.

robustpuppy

05-29-2003 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Hey, we're talking about that cowtown, right?

Anyway, strike "such" from my earlier statement and insert, so to speak, any of the other more mainstream sexual acts previously discussed that involve only two consenting adults.

Are you saying that three-ways are not mainstream?

r(can you tell how I get my kicks?)p

greatwhitenorthchick

05-29-2003 12:02 PM

Vanilla

All this talk of vanilla is making me really crave ice cream. Except I so rarely crave it I don't even know if there is a place to get it around where I work. Ice cream - Yum.

Is there still such a thing as Neapolitan ice cream - with the perfect harmonious balance of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry?

robustpuppy

05-29-2003 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Neapolitan ice cream

Yes, they still make it. But if the balance is so perfect, why is the vanilla always the last flavor left?

evenodds

05-29-2003 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I don't think you're strange. I do find it odd that you consider such "non-vanilla" sexual acts to be odd or non-mainstream. That's all.

As usual, you've completely nailed it. I don't think anyone has an issue with what anyone does or doesn't do in the bedroom. The issue is the willingness to judge others based on one's particular standard of normality.

E/O

paigowprincess

05-29-2003 12:04 PM

Important announcement

Asshat is now so very winter/spring 2003. The vernacular of our time is now Assplug.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-29-2003 12:06 PM

Vanilla

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, they still make it. But if the balance is so perfect, why is the vanilla always the last flavor left?

You're right. The ideal mix would be more chocolate and strawberry and half the amount of vanilla.

Edited to add (so as not to stray too far from the sex discussion) - and a rock hard monster unit prick to lick it off. mmm.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-29-2003 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, they still make it. But if the balance is so perfect, why is the vanilla always the last flavor left?

Reminding me of one of my (many) favorite snippets in the Simpsons, where home goes through the freezer: "Mmmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. D'Oh! [noticing all the chocolate is gone] [Picks up another carton:] Mmmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. D'Oh! [noticing all the chocolate is gone] [Picks up another carton:] Mmmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. D'Oh! [and so on]."

SlaveNoMore

05-29-2003 12:08 PM

Important announcement

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paigowprincess
Asshat is now so very winter/spring 2003. The vernacular of our time is now Assplug.

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

I'm sticking with Hat until Madonna uses it - then I'll know its passe

not7yS

robustpuppy

05-29-2003 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're right. The ideal mix would be more chocolate and strawberry and half the amount of vanilla.

And my favorite topping - hot fudge!

r(sorry, couldn't resist, and it the actual topping really is my fave)p