Online Pharmacies
 

For having long luscious legs and an incredible ass?

Online Pharmacies
 

Not for nothing, but there's a separate pool on this topic for ketchuppers. Named "Wonk Division," the times usually involve a factor of 10, but the payoffs are better.

Something to add to the purity test
 

That can't be for real. I can't even stand it when there's an eyelash in my eye. But jewelry? There's got to be something wrong with that.

FWIW, they work as multipliers for Magic: The Gathering and Pokemon. You should see my Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite nowadays.

And now for something completely the same... [FB]
 

So that's why you see so few lesbian cyborgs around. Thanks for clearing that up.

Taking up too much time with teller because you don't understand how banking works?

Edited to add question mark. And to note that I seem to have caught ABBA's nausea from yesterday. Maybe we have impregnated each other.

Online Pharmacies
 

It's not ketchupping if it's the same day.

Something to add to the purity test
 

It could be worse:
Jailed murder suspect plucks out eye

Something to add to the purity test
 

Hm. Those religious zealots.

How about this? SYDNEY, Australia - A retired Australian crocodile hunter saved a young girl from the jaws of a 10-foot crocodile when he jumped on top of the man-eating reptile and gouged its eyes, local media said Tuesday.

Something to add to the purity test
 

Any problem with your face so severe that it requires you to stick a sparkly thing in your eye to draw attention away from it can be far more easily overcome by the distracting effects of a nice scarf.

Are these freaks fucking insane?

The Bachelor tonight on ABC
 

Even though he plays for a crappy football team and some stylist got nuts with the hair goo, he's hot. Worth watching just to see him take his shirt off.

http://media.abc.com/primetime/bache...60_jesse17.jpg

Something to add to the purity test
 

And all you used to have to do to be a freak was split your tongue. Ah, those were simpler times.

The Bachelor tonight on ABC
 

You need to do a full-body picture to convince me of hotness. All that shows is his fucked-up hair and his oddly rectangular face.

Something to add to the purity test
 

She can't read your response. She has a scarf wrapped securely around her face.

TM

1984 redux, redux
 

I found a few snapshots from back in the day -- just thought I'd share.

Here's Thurgreed earning money for Prosser on Torts (look at slave telling Bilmore to "cough up some more, man"):

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...breakdance.jpg

Remember when Wonk went thru that wacky "I'm Michael Jackson" phase?

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...gion/globe.jpg

The Odd Man and I had a *great* summer job (that's the OM on the left, and me in the center. The guy on the right was E/O's ex-boyfriend).

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...trumptower.jpg