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Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 06:29 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But's it's not clear that a 17-point win over Southern Miss would have helped, since what did the Bears in was -- as I understand it -- the handful of coaches who ranked Cal 8th or 9th, presumably to help Texas that much more. The coaches poll is a political exercise to start with, since we know that most coaches don't have the time to watch most games, and they won't release the voting, but that was just BS. Reasonable people can differ about whether Cal or Texas was #4 or #5, but those coaches who bounced Cal down in the final polling ought to be publicly exposed or humiliated in some way.
It wouldn't be the coaches. The ballots are filled out by Sports Information Directors. It would not surprise me if the changed ballots were all from the Big XII. I believe they share some of the BCS revenue.

ltl/fb 12-08-2004 06:30 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It wouldn't be the coaches. The ballots are filled out by Sports Information Directors. It would not surprise me if the changed ballots were all from the Big XII. I believe they share some of the BCS revenue.
The only part of this that could plausibly implicate ass-fucking is "Big XII." And that sounds painful.

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 06:30 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go fuck yourself.
I'll have to take a number.

ltl/fb 12-08-2004 06:31 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll have to take a number.
That can't be true. If it were true, (a) you wouldn't be posting, you'd be fucking and (b) you'd be in a nicer mood.

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 06:32 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The only part of this that could plausibly implicate ass-fucking is "Big XII." And that sounds painful.
The key to stopping the run is penetration.

notcasesensitive 12-08-2004 06:32 PM

My gift to the new board
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ahem. I am the one with the consistently sunny disposition.

(I know. You weren't talking to me)
It must be contagious.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-08-2004 06:33 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But's it's not clear that a 17-point win over Southern Miss would have helped, since what did the Bears in was -- as I understand it -- the handful of coaches who ranked Cal 8th or 9th, presumably to help Texas that much more. The coaches poll is a political exercise to start with, since we know that most coaches don't have the time to watch most games, and they won't release the voting, but that was just BS. Reasonable people can differ about whether Cal or Texas was #4 or #5, but those coaches who bounced Cal down in the final polling ought to be publicly exposed or humiliated in some way.
A Garp-blow maybe? Blowgarp?*

TM

*I'm having trouble finding a good way to shorthand+ this concept.

+Yez, I see the joke here.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-08-2004 06:34 PM

Brooke's penis
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, thanks. Even though I think it's some kind of weird penis-like growth on her leg.
You must be thinking of someone else. I don't drink coffee.

TM

Gattigap 12-08-2004 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That can't be true. If it were true, you (a) wouldn't be posting, you'd be fucking ...
Though a challenge to one's dexterity, I've seen both done.

(Fetish #34)

notcasesensitive 12-08-2004 06:34 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A Garp-blow maybe? Blowgarp?*

TM

*I'm having trouble finding a good way to shorthand+ this concept.

+Yez, I see the joke here.
GarpOff

ThurgreedMarshall 12-08-2004 06:36 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
GarpOff
Nice. Phrase coined.*

TM

*To curb the inevitable, I realize that it is actually a word that has been coined, but who the fuck says, "to coin a word?"

Not Bob 12-08-2004 06:38 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A Garp-blow maybe? Blowgarp?*

TM

*I'm having trouble finding a good way to shorthand+ this concept.

+Yez, I see the joke here.
Garped.

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 06:39 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
Actually, it was about ass-fucking.
Speaking of ass-fucking, Cedric Benson was not invited to New York.

Not Bob 12-08-2004 06:41 PM

Catching up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I highly doubt it. If it were about ass-fucking, I would be participating. As would DS. Probably.
The key to a successful blitz is to get strong blind-side penetration through the tight-end.

tmdiva 12-08-2004 06:42 PM

Brooke's penis
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
THANK you.

Wanna meet for coffee?

TM
Sure--when you coming to town? 'Cause if we have to wait until my next visit to TCOTU, it might be a while.

tm


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