Dave
 

Many thanks to Bilmore, and maybe I can help here. Sebby, that fallen angel who shall someday see the light and take the Lord into his heart, is Mister Rimmer. Please do not ask more of me, for I have no interest in describing those Arnoldesque activities.

Don't you people flame each other on Fridays?

Dave
 

are you Mr Ebola?

Dave
 

ah....the alleged Jewish wife and tallith avatar to throw off the scent.

hint to Hank and Watchtower
 

Don't answer questions here if you aren't sure of the answer. This is my friendly moderator response to your incorrect posts. Don't force me into my less friendly "fuck off, skank" response.

MR is Rimmer. MR is an admin, not a mod.

Benders, the Stonewall Jackson, et al...
 

At Sebby's? Whenever MR shows up.

TM

hint to Hank and Watchtower
 

Thank you, kind moderator, and God Bless.

Why is MR Rimmer?

Back to life, back to reality.
 

I have never set ass in a kayak, and I also profess to be Reality TV Free since I stopped giving a shit about "Trading Spaces" over a year ago. Never seen a single episode of Survivor, or Joe $$, or Bachelor(ette), or RW/RR, or AI, or TAR, or BB, or Mole, or Fiance, or Newlyweds, or Anna Nicole etc. I was an early proponent of Ozz, but gave up well before it became a sensation, because I have moral objections to the depiction of dogshit on TV.

I think the only non-scripted program I watch now is "Mythbusters." Sometimes I watch "The West Wing" and pretend it's the news.

I'm holding out for the FB-pitched "Race to the Bottom." I fear only law school graduates and legislators will truly appreciate the title, though.

hint to Hank and Watchtower
 

I assume you mean this specific to board related questions. shoot, you're one of the smarter ones and you're batting about .280.

Little girl suspended for a day
 

In the alternative, bilmore didn't recognize that one of the easier things to discuss on a board consisting of people with a wide range of interests is something that is common to most. Since he is superior in all ways, he cannot comprehend why people other than he (and that's almost everybody here) would enjoy something that he does not. So, he informed everyone of what they should be doing in order to make their lives as full and complete as his. Coincidentally, all the activities he listed closely coincide with those that he engages in.

I then told him to shove his kayak directly up his pompous ass.

TM

hint to Hank and Watchtower
 

I'd rather not discuss it during the lunch hour. Perhaps TM or paigow will enlighten you.

Break in the Space-Time Continuum
 

Can't believe that nobody's mentioned it here, but I want to post my thoughts about last night's two big Mark Burnett spectacularae

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Survivor: Not sure what Rupert's thinking for where they go next, but I sure hope he and Ethan get together to take on the ladies. Might be immaterial, as I don't expect them to lose again for awhile. I also can't believe he caught a fish with a fucking stick. If there was an olympic event at catching fish with crappy stuff, Rupert would be a heavy favorite.

As the whole thing is 39 days, and they need to do 15 elims and not 13, expect there to be some challenges where only one tribe gets immunity and two go to tribal council.

Ok, now onto the interesting one:

Apprentice: The single biggest back-stab/sell-up-the-river job in reality tv history, and it went totally uncommented on, and nobody's going to know about it. Jessie, if the bad advice you gave to your "friend" was intentional (and her snarky comment in the boardroom made me think that it was), then you are one totally evil bitch. And everyone's totally oblivious. Spectacular!

Ooooh, Fajitas!
 

Former San Francisco police chief files $33 million lawsuit over 'Fajitagate'

This article sadly omits important details, like whether the subject fajitas were chicken or steak.

hint to Hank and Watchtower
 

MR eats ass. Or gets his ass eaten. I forget which.

TM

Back to life, back to reality.
 

Please confine your musings about state abortion laws to the other board, where they have already cultivated an appropriate fan base.

Ooooh, Fajitas!
 

In addition to wondering about the contents of said fajitas, I'm curious to know how the lawyer plans to get around the absolute immunity of prosecutors from civil lawsuits arising from charging decisions or the presentation of evidence.

Mmmm. Fajitas.