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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It has. You just weren't invited.

TM

We did the invitation jokes already. Chump.

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Originally posted by ironweed
It's bad enough that you were nosing around a post that had nothing to do with you (yes, that's right, not everything on this board revolves around you, and your plaid pants, and your oh-so-hip collection of Thievery Corporation import remixes, and your "look-at-me!" sexual ambiguity), but the fact that you felt compelled to post about it just confirms that you suffer from a kind of raging, pathological narcissism I find difficult to even imagine.

Ironweed,

Just wanted to say personally that I encourage you to come to SS's party and to bring your girlfriend, Flower.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I will authorize and condone it. If that weekend is bad, please let our host know.

Excellent. I will mark you down as a "Yes."

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kissing another woman makes you a bi? Isn't this how your original moniker was born?

I was about to declare my continued straightness, but when I (occassionaly, drunkenly) kiss other women, they're real kisses. Hmmm.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sorry.

At the end of the day (Hi Thurgreed! Yes, you! Thurgreed! Hi!!!), I am linguistically-challenged.

I hate "at the end of the day." I love "irregardless." Get it straight.

TM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was about to declare my continued straightness, but when I (occassionaly, drunkenly) kiss other women, they're real kisses. Hmmm.

Sounds like you're a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ironweed,

Just wanted to say personally that I encourage you to come to SS's party and to bring your girlfriend, Flower.

That you would even think for a second that I would willingly enter a room with him after these 5 long, miserable years is beyond all rational thought.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was about to declare my continued straightness, but when I (occassionaly, drunkenly) kiss other women, they're real kisses. Hmmm.

You are not necessarily bi, based on the information provided, but I would like to kiss you. Also, I would like to touch your apparently amazing TITS.

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That you would even think for a second that I would willingly enter a room with him after these 5 long, miserable years is beyond all rational thought.

Destiny.

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Originally posted by ironweed
We did the invitation jokes already. Chump.

Well, no one invited me to your little joke-a-thon.

TM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We call it Back Day.

What about in French Canada?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I hate "at the end of the day." I love "irregardless." Get it straight.

TM

Whiff.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, no one invited me to your little joke-a-thon.

TM

Egggggg-zakly.

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What about in French Canada?

oh for heaven's sake.

Le Jour du Dos.

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You are not necessarily bi, based on the information provided, but I would like to kiss you. Also, I would like to touch your apparently amazing TITS.

There may be a special airline for this soon:

If We Crash -- I Will Survive!

Gay guys and lesbian gals like to go down, but they'll be going up -- in style! -- if Houstonian Guy Felder has his way. He and a friend are starting an air charter service called Fabulair, which aims to be to gays what HootersAir is to pathetic businessmen.

The idea started out as an e-mail spoof, but Felder (VP of marketing and officer of On-the-Ground Fabulousness) became convinced it could really work.

"We want to have the perception of a fun airline," says the 26-year-old University of Houston student. "We're not intending to fly bordellos…Our flights are not going to be sex orgies; there will be no drugs, none of that."

There will be drag-queen fashion shows, mid-flight seat switches and movies like Mommie Dearest. (Gee, couldn't they have named the thing Stereotype Airlines?)

Details are still being worked out -- which is entrepreneur-speak for "Believe it when you see it" -- but Felder hopes to start offering flights by August.

"We want to make getting there half the fun," he says.

You are now free to move about the cabin…girlfriend!

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