Moral Dilemma
 

How many free drinks do you want? Remember, VBAMN.

eta: Merde! STP!!!

Butt-fucking
 

For those of scoring at home what's the tally so far? Not counting last night;);)

Butt-fucking
 

Why would yesterday not count? I got the heads-up from GV today, not yesterday.

Sebby, your gf is on the market, sort of
 

I can't believe of all the crap I watch, I've never watched Baywatch.
His fan site says that he's done nothing, NOTHING since 1999.
That's going to make it hard to pay for the plastic surgery now that it's no longer free.

Cinematic dilemma
 

Usually, if two movies a year come out that I want to catch, its unusual. But right now, there are three must-sees. Sadly I don't have that kind of time right now. So what do I see?

1) The Aristocrats? (I am a huge stand up aficionada)
2) Grizzly Man ( I read the Vanity Fair story and have to hear that tape of the mauling, plus the reviews say the coroner is a master story teller)

or
3) March of the Penguins- I am a huge penguin aficionado (which developed from reading another Vanity Fair story some years aback)

My guess is that movie nunmber one would be maximized by the visit of my 420 friendly friend this weekend which is a good opportunity.

Butt-fucking
 

I already had last night checked off in my log book. that's why i don't need to count it. Again.

Butt-fucking
 

You are freaky. twice zero is zero.

Sebby, your gf is on the market, sort of
 

Bitch, please. .Like you didnt watch Melrose?

Sebby, your gf is on the market, sort of
 

He was on Melrose Place? Was this after it [insert catchy replacement for Jumped The Shark here]?

Butt-fucking
 

"Ping! Pow!

Sebby, your gf is on the market, sort of
 

In this instance, he was the shark. I believe eh was Sidney's lover or husband when she got blown up. OH WAIT, they had just got married and then she got killed like five minutes after. I cant remember what happened to him as a result, but it was definitey the defining moment of suckitude for that show.


Do I need spoiler space? Merde!

Sebby, your gf is on the market, sort of
 

This clearly was after I stopped watching. So Sydney at some point mooned over someone other than Michael? And she was blown to bits? If only I cared.

Thanks, you've been hepful
 

But, I did find this piece from a reivew of Skeleton Key. The context is that the reviewer thinks only C Lister actresses should make horror flicks:

"The Skeleton Key" could have made an outstanding episode of "The Twilight Zone." But from the moment they failed to cast Jennifer Love Hewitt in the lead, this movie was doomed to failure.

Casual Friday
 

New York City's swank Club Macanudo apparently has very high standards with their dress code.

The cigar club refused entrance to New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez, because the third baseman was wearing only jeans, sneakers and a T-shirt, all of which are prohibited in Macanudo's dress code, the New York Post reported Friday.

However, the club did allow A-Rod to enter — to buy some high-priced cigars, to go, the Post said.

How dare he go to a smoking establishment in a T-shirt. YOu must make your finest clothing stink like cigars.

Happy Hour
 

Where are we not going this week? Everyone? Anyone?