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Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2004 05:10 PM
Outing Socks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
It appears that is a new primary for a former user.
Meanwhile, there's been no sign of RP in far too long. I'm sending out a search party.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2004 05:13 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by she who used to look like Jennifer Aniston and who now makes me think I'm losing my balance
(sorry, ty, for the lack of salaciousness)
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is not salacious, but....
Come on, people. I think we can all do a little better than this.

bill killer 05-19-2004 05:13 PM
Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
By the way, I meant to say "welcome" in response to your delurk the other day.

To all the countless others out there reading, wishing to join in the Fun That Is The FB, I say that you should delurk, too. Especially if you look like Uma. (Or, since this is the internet after all, you can pretend that you do.)
Thanks, NotBob! I have a decades-long crush on your avatar, so this means a lot coming from you. Or your avatar, whichever. And I do sort of look like Uma (or am willing to claim I do).

Shape Shifter 05-19-2004 05:13 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have been in this situation before (guy who had the top floor of the house and I had the main floor). One night I was on my porch and he was on his deck and I asked him if he wanted to smoke some pot.
And all I got was ginger Altoids. I feel so cheap.

Not Bob 05-19-2004 05:13 PM
Outing Socks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
I prefer the subjective humor threshold, but for now, I am outing the socks about which I receive PM or IM complaints or which I see when I check in.
So, my thurgreed marshall sock is history, right? Damn.

Pretty Little Flower 05-19-2004 05:17 PM
Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
By the way, I meant to say "welcome" in response to your delurk the other day.

To all the countless others out there reading, wishing to join in the Fun That Is The FB, I say that you should delurk, too. Especially if you look like Uma. (Or, since this is the internet after all, you can pretend that you do.)
Um, yeah, I also "welcome" the "long time lurker/first time poster." Welcome, Newber!

bilmore 05-19-2004 05:17 PM
Outing Socks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
So, my thurgreed marshall sock is history, right? Damn.
Looks like I'm about to get zapped, too. Damn. Back to being Not Me all the time.

dtb 05-19-2004 05:19 PM
breast shaving
 
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
I went to all-female schools and saw about a thousand racks, and don't ever remember seeing a woman with hair between her breasts, much less hair worth shaving. Anyone else?
I went to all-female schools too, but this was really a first. It didn't even look like (well, from a distance of one sink-width, anyway) she had any hair there -- WTF?

Not Bob 05-19-2004 05:23 PM
Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, yeah, I also "welcome" the "long time lurker/first time poster." Welcome, Newber!
See? Even Mister Cranky(plaid)Pants says hello! How about THAT, oh you cynics! The FB is not (let's see if my memory is working) a clique-ridden, ego-stroking circle jerk -- no, no, no; far from it! It's a warm home in the cold world that is internet-based lawyer discussion groups.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2004 05:24 PM
Outing Socks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Looks like I'm about to get zapped, too. Damn. Back to being Not Me all the time.
I always thought that the name you picked for that sock was a particularly transparent effort to hide your identity.

dtb 05-19-2004 05:25 PM
breast shaving
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. You answered too late. PJ already answered my question (See Cracker Jack post above - I know chicks who dig basketball and football, but no chick digs baseball).

2. Yes. It makes me think I'm really fucking smart for deciding to go commando permanantly so long ago.
As to (1) -- pff [derisive snort] -- I hate football, I think basketball is OK -- but only really get into it in the NCAA tournament when I've got money on the games, but baseball... now THERE's a sport! (I'm serious.) And I am a chick.

As to (2) -- I have no opinion about that.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-19-2004 05:27 PM
breast shaving
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
mound ball is the only reason I know of to go to the ballpark and sit through any portion of a baseball game. I'd add hot dogs, but I'm not much of a fan of processed meat. bring on the hot dogs/meat jokes!
Anything can be enhanced with gambling.

Alex_de_Large 05-19-2004 05:28 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the picture of John Kerry's daughter from Cannes. Or maybe it has already been discussed. Whatever. She has nice tits though, don't you think?


ETA: she looks a bit cross-eyed. Is that really the case?


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...lt-262x397.jpg

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2004 05:30 PM
breast shaving
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I went to all-female schools too, but this was really a first. It didn't even look like (well, from a distance of one sink-width, anyway) she had any hair there -- WTF?
I remember an aunt having a few very black stray hairs showing high on her cleavage. At the time she was in her 30's so it wasn't an old person thing. But it was just a few, more to pluck than shave.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2004 05:31 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the picture of John Kerry's daughter from Cannes. Or maybe it has already been discussed. Whatever. She has nice tits though, don't you think?


ETA: she looks a bit cross-eyed. Is that really the case?


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...lt-262x397.jpg
JFK:
"I told her it was okay to wear the dress, but then later I said it wasn't okay."

Replaced_Texan 05-19-2004 05:33 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the picture of John Kerry's daughter from Cannes. Or maybe it has already been discussed. Whatever. She has nice tits though, don't you think?


ETA: she looks a bit cross-eyed. Is that really the case?


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...lt-262x397.jpg
The black bows on that dress irritate me.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2004 05:33 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
JFK:
"I told her it was okay to wear the dress, but then later I said it wasn't okay."
Not that I have a problem with seeing that picture again, but the downside of having this discussed here after we already covered it on the PB is that Hank gets to recycle his jokes.

Shape Shifter 05-19-2004 05:33 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The black bows on that dress irritate me.
It has bows?

Shape Shifter 05-19-2004 05:34 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Not that I have a problem with seeing that picture again, but the downside of having this discussed here after we already covered it on the PB is that Hank gets to recycle his jokes.
Doesn't really matter. Everybody here has him on Ignore anyway. He's not very popular.

LessinSF 05-19-2004 05:35 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm not sure I know anyone, other than Less, who has regularly pulled this off.
Seriously, one thing or the other eventually happens:

a. one person wants more
b. one person no longer wants any
c. the GWNC, ABBA exception applies, and the porridge is juuuust right.

ABBAKiss 05-19-2004 05:36 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Oh my goodness. Do people assume she knew her dress was see-through? What a bad idea. I bet the next family dinner will be uncomfortable.

LessinSF 05-19-2004 05:38 PM
Outing Socks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Our sock entries this afternoon are:

Berry Hunter as Grr8whitesouthchick
http://205.214.94.186/forums/showthr...5509#post95509
Berry Hunter is a primary?!?!? That is too sad for words. You may now resume the crap that passes for content these days.

ABBAKiss 05-19-2004 05:39 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
the GWNC, ABBA exception applies
Can you remind me what this is?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-19-2004 05:40 PM
Outing Socks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske Material
Oh, the humanity!!!!
Out this one too.

TM

ABBAKiss 05-19-2004 05:41 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Also, I missed this whole thread so I have idea what the subject line actually refers to but I will state for the record that it is perfectly acceptable to fuck your neighbor if he and or she is fuckable.

LessinSF 05-19-2004 05:42 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can you remind me what this is?
a single guy can have casual sex forever with a hot, married, bi-curious chick without either party wanting it to become something else. Duh.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2004 05:42 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can you remind me what this is?
I believe its a specie of the Victoria Pricipal Principle*. that is, someone who is so attractive, the short term cannot help but outweight whatever the eventual negative.

*the name is out of date, but no newer name has the same ring.

Alex_de_Large 05-19-2004 05:43 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Not that I have a problem with seeing that picture again, but the downside of having this discussed here after we already covered it on the PB is that Hank gets to recycle his jokes.
So we can discuss fashion on the PB but can't discuss politics on the FB? Weird.

ABBAKiss 05-19-2004 05:44 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
a single guy can have casual sex forever with a hot, married, bi-curious chick without either party wanting it to become something else. Duh.
It was so obvious that I missed it. But wait, I'm married????!!!!????

Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2004 05:48 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
So we can discuss fashion on the PB but can't discuss politics on the FB? Weird.
We're more tolerant over there. Right now we're busy tolerating Republicans with low IQs. Soon that will get boring and we'll be tolerating something else.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2004 05:50 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
We're more tolerant over there. Right now we're busy tolerating Republicans with low IQs. Soon that will get boring and we'll be tolerating something else.
yeah, but the last fashion discussion involved towels, and that wasn't real pretty.

LessinSF 05-19-2004 05:50 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It was so obvious that I missed it. But wait, I'm married????!!!!????
modest too.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2004 05:51 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She has nice tits though, don't you think?


ETA: she looks a bit cross-eyed. Is that really the case?
She does have nice tits. However, they are not quite enough to distract from the face, which is not cross-eyed, but quite horsey. She is like a younger female version of her dad in the face. That is harsh, but what I am seeing.

notcasesensitive 05-19-2004 05:55 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She does have nice tits. However, they are not quite enough to distract from the face, which is not cross-eyed, but quite horsey. She is like a younger female version of her dad in the face. That is harsh, but what I am seeing.
thankfully, her botox injections seem to have taken. dad's will likely need to be refreshed soon.

Dualit 05-19-2004 05:56 PM
breast shaving
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I went to all-female schools too, but this was really a first. It didn't even look like (well, from a distance of one sink-width, anyway) she had any hair there -- WTF?
Pre-op trannie who couldn't afford electrolysis?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2004 06:02 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She does have nice tits. However, they are not quite enough to distract from the face, which is not cross-eyed, but quite horsey. She is like a younger female version of her dad in the face. That is harsh, but what I am seeing.
Exactly. She's Secterariat with tits.

Being a nipple conneissuer (god is that a horrible misspelling), I am also compelled to note that her exposed nipple is too small. Its a nickel where a quarter is preferable. So I disagree. They're fine tits, but not great tits.

On the whole, she requires a three week dry spell or two stiff doubles.

Shape Shifter 05-19-2004 06:03 PM
John Kerry's daughter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Exactly. She's Secterariat with tits.

Being a nipple conneissuer (god is that a horrible misspelling), I am also compelled to note that her exposed nipple is too small. Its a nickel where a quarter is preferable. So I disagree. They're fine tits, but not great tits.

On the whole, she requires a three week dry spell or two stiff doubles.
Are you forgetting that she's rich?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2004 06:05 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
a single guy can have casual sex forever with a hot, married, bi-curious chick without either party wanting it to become something else. Duh.
Jesus Christ. I think I just fell in love.

sunnybunny 05-19-2004 06:07 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus Christ. I think I just fell in love.

He said bi-curious chick, not bi-curious dick.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2004 06:07 PM
Neighbor fucking
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus Christ. I think I just fell in love.
I'm sorry to say that Less isn't your type.


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