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Instead of flowers, send:

http://www.nairformen.com/images/cream_s.jpg

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September? The test should be held no earlier than 9/20.

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(1) Who finishes missionary?

(2) Stubble burn? Was he smothering you?

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You've never met the guy next [office over] to me.

Okay, the trilogy on DVD announcement was pretty cool, because it was unexpected; but the title of the film?

FuckedCompany has a LucasArts memo announcing that there will be no bonuses this year. Looks like money's tight. Perhaps this was the motive for the DVD release earlier than originally announced.

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Anal or doggy?

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I said mountains. No black holes, valleys or tunnels. If so, I would have gone for the x-wing position.

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Is there something wrong with finishing missionary? I had not heard this before and I'm intrigued. What is an appropriate way to finish?

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Hey, I have always been and always will be a geek. I've never hidden the fact from you guys, and if my geekiness comes out from time to time, I'll embrace it.

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Nothing wrong with it. I was playing the vanilla card.

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So you were just rubbing it between her ass cheeks? Is that one word or two?

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I have no problem with it as a general matter. It's just that I have very sensitive skin.

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It was a TF-ing/Star Wars post.

Stupid you are.

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Well, you didn't answer my question. Was he not supporting his own weight? Or was his shaved belly irritating you, and not his chest?

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Oooooh. My tits aren't big enough to be called mountains. My ass is huge though.

I might have understood if you'd said foothills of Endor. Then again, I might have thought you had a foot fetish.

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TIE Fighters?

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Don't get me started with the AT-AT/AT-ST debate.

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It's quite Paigow, according to one of Washingtonienne's johns

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And here I thought the mountains of Endor were a Lord of the Rings thing. I guess I just lost my geek card.

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I can't believe no one took a swing at this softball

Sorry. Can't resist.

Funny, he doesn't look Jeddish.

aV

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As are Kabbalah weddings. Ruth Spears?

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I think doggy is the trend these days.

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"You must unlearn what you have learned."
-- Yoda

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hmm. Mordor - Endor. What's the dif?

I think Endor is also a biblical thing. As in witch of.

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what's your sample size?

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I ask a lot of nosy questions of casual acquantainces and complete strangers.

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Please tell me he had a good reason for the chest shaving, like he just donated a kidney or something. Otherwise, this is totally yucky enough to render him unfuckable.

And torso stubble burn has got to be uncomfortable. How are the tender inner thighs faring?

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I kind of like it. The dismount is less awkward than it is from almost any other position.

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One would think that if one shaves, one would shave before a date. Or even before a "date." Five o'clock shadow is generally a bad thing, no?

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I'd suggest the nerdity test for this crew.

And if that's not enough, try the self-referential aptitude test .

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I don't see the need for the scoring system. Anyone who takes the time to answer 500 questions online should immediately qualify as a nerd.

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Girl on top, reversed, with me on the couch. That way, she can just get up and I don't have to move to watch SportsCenter.

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see question 491

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Doesn't that make it difficult to cuddle afterward?

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The Smoking Gun has the scoop on the Very Bad DDS. Looks like one of the victims was a minor.

More surprising is that there's apparently a statute specifically prohibiting sexual assault or battery in the provision of dental services. Seems to me the prepositional phrase is unnecessary.

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You actually read to question 491? The Force runs strong within you.

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How can we cuddle when she's cooking?

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Why? Easy access to incapacitating drugs and certain psycological tendencies inherent in the profession call for an escalation of penalties to me.

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I scored somewhere in the low 40s when I last took it. But I have friends who have crossed into the 50s and even 60s (generally requires an MIT degree to get to this level).

And I can do the self-referential test. That was a challenge.

G(eeky)^3

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Reverse cowgirl with an ESPN chaser. Sweet talker.

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One hand on the remote control, and one hand on the button.