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- The Fashionable (http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=14)

- - Meh. (http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=716)

Hank Chinaski

11-02-2005 05:20 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Man
FYI, I wasn't mixing them up. They were two unrelated references. I used to be able to walk to Summerfest referred to 94-97, and Journey referred to 77.

i wouldn't listen to Journey with Wonk's ears.

ltl/fb

11-02-2005 05:21 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't believe I'm saying this, but: she has boobs? She's so beautiful I hadn't noticed.

I couldn't really see the nipples in the picture. Even after I tried. Weird.

Hank Chinaski

11-02-2005 05:21 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I didn't use it by accident. Is this what it feels like to be PLF?

need more info. Do you have a butt plug in?

NotFromHere

11-02-2005 05:22 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I would agree with your analysis (and example for that matter). For reference, the Journey show was in 77, followed by REO, April Wine, Loverboy & Blackfoot at Milwaukee County Stadium in 80.

That makes me younger than 12 (by 3 months) at the show. You may want to revise the hypo.

Wow. April Wine. My teddy bear collection bore a bunch of pins I had "acquired." One of them was April Wine - Rock and Roll is a Vicious Game. One of the others was Fuck Off and Die. What was the April Wine song?

Replaced_Texan

11-02-2005 05:23 PM

Kind of how I felt when I heard Hank talk for the first time.

Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Video. With sound. Safe for work.

No can do, fringey:

Requested URL: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holditin.html
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.

taxwonk

11-02-2005 05:23 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i wouldn't listen to Journey with Wonk's ears.

I wouldn't utter their name with your mouth. And I've seen some of the foul shit that's been in there.

notcasesensitive

11-02-2005 05:24 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Man
FYI, I wasn't mixing them up. They were two unrelated references. I used to be able to walk to Summerfest referred to 94-97, and Journey referred to 77.

I know. How could you mix up experiences when you were 11 with those when you were in your twenties? Without the aid of some sort of hallucinogenic, I mean.

This speaking for you thing has been such a smashing success that I believe I will start doing it constantly.

Mr Man enjoys watching shows about the assembly of cute wittle teddy bears. Also, he thinks JLH and Mira Sorvino are hott.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-02-2005 05:24 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
need more info. Do you have a butt plug in?

Yes. And the spin instructors cock in my mouth.

Sparklehorse

11-02-2005 05:24 PM

Kind of how I felt when I heard Hank talk for the first time.

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No can do, fringey:

Requested URL: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holditin.html
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.

It's the same video (different web location) that Thurgreed posted earlier.

NotFromHere

11-02-2005 05:26 PM

Kind of how I felt when I heard Hank talk for the first time.

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No can do, fringey:

Requested URL: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holditin.html
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.

There is nothing Adult about that video. In fact, I'm surprised that guy didn't get up and just smack the host.

dtb	11-02-2005 05:27 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Please fix this before dtb sees it. I hate to see her upset. All she ever asks for is that a bit of attention be paid to grammar and punctuation. Is that such a ridiculous request? Is it?!?!

You are my new favorite.

Hank Chinaski

11-02-2005 05:28 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I wouldn't utter their name with your mouth. And I've seen some of the foul shit that's been in there.

I just meant that because they're failing your ears would be the least objectionable to listen with- BECAUSE I wouldn't really hear the band.

ltl/fb

11-02-2005 05:30 PM

Kind of how I felt when I heard Hank talk for the first time.

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No can do, fringey:

Requested URL: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holditin.html
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.

Um, I didn't post that. Not sure if you are commenting on my link (which would be weird because I could get to it, and it seems like our net nannys are the same) or on ironweed's. Anyway, it's about trashy romance novels. A chat board, sort of, or weblog with conversational commentary.

Mr. Man

11-02-2005 05:30 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow. April Wine. My teddy bear collection bore a bunch of pins I had "acquired." One of them was April Wine - Rock and Roll is a Vicious Game. One of the others was Fuck Off and Die. What was the April Wine song?

There were many:

I Like To Rock (juxtaposing Satisfaction, Day Tripper and the song with three different guitar parts)

Just Between You and Me (grade school dance standard)

Sign of the Gypsy Queen

etc.

Those Canadians can sure rock out.

dtb	11-02-2005 05:30 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not to speak for Wonk or anything, since he'll do that later,

You know, this was actually funny.

greatwhitenorthchick

11-02-2005 05:30 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I couldn't really see the nipples in the picture. Even after I tried. Weird.

I didn't really see them either.

Ah. April Wine - seulement entre toi et moi.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:31 PM

Announcement

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Translation: I've decided to name my 5th cat Jean-Claude. I've already bought him a beret.

Deux.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:34 PM

Note:

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
For some reason, this "phrase" just never gets old or loses its zing for me. I don't even know exactly what it means or where it came from, but the legend I have created in my mind makes me giggle. There's just something about the ".

Slave is a "motherfucking genius.

Replaced_Texan

11-02-2005 05:34 PM

Kind of how I felt when I heard Hank talk for the first time.

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, I didn't post that. Not sure if you are commenting on my link (which would be weird because I could get to it, and it seems like our net nannys are the same) or on ironweed's. Anyway, it's about trashy romance novels. A chat board, sort of, or weblog with conversational commentary.

I was just letting you know that our blocking software wouldn't let us into the link that Ironweed posted.

I went to your link and was delighted and passed it on in blog form.

I think that my NaNoWriMo effort will be trashy, but not in a good way.

notcasesensitive

11-02-2005 05:35 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
You are my new favorite.

Huh. I thought I was already your favorite. Who supplanted me (briefly)?

NotFromHere

11-02-2005 05:35 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Man
There were many:

I Like To Rock (juxtaposing Satisfaction, Day Tripper and the song with three different guitar parts)

Just Between You and Me (grade school dance standard)

Those Canadians can sure rock out.

I like to Rock! That's it. The other one was too sappy.
Most Canadians Rock. Except for that Gordon guy.

Flinty_McFlint

11-02-2005 05:35 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I didn't use it by accident. Is this what it feels like to be PLF?

Are you saying I shouldn't post in the "engaged but bored" chatrooms?

Calm down, I'm on your side. No need to get all defensive and call PLF's name in vain. I'm here to help.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:36 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
I did. Until I ate them.

This is a surprise?

Oh, and btw, it is now safe in L.A. to order pizza again. Thought you might like to know. . .

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9893291/

Spree: Story about "Pizza-Man" -- accused serial-killer.

Sparklehorse is a fellow spinster, non?

For awhile I had spookyfish paired off as one with another poster-perhaps Aloha or And Violins? Soup Sandwich is still paired with someone but netiher of them post enough for me to remember who it is.

ThurgreedMarshall

11-02-2005 05:37 PM

Kind of how I felt when I heard Hank talk for the first time.

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No can do, fringey:

Requested URL: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holditin.html
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered.

It's the same thing I posted yesterday, different link.

TM

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:39 PM

Purchasing decisions

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
There is no good analogy, because he's confusing ex ante and ex post strategy.

Before the game, the underdog will want to shorten the game because random chance evens out over a longer period, so if the game is "shorter" there's a greater chance luck will allow the underdog to win. This is the strategy villanova took in 1985--it kept the game slow from the start. They took, what, 28 shots, hitting 22 of them? It worked out, and then we got the shot clock so that strategy no longer works so well.

Once the game gets going and a team gets the lead, the leading team (regardless of whether they're stronger) will want to waste time, because it reduces opportunities for the other team to come back.

Of course, that doesn't work in untimed sports (except if rain is coming in baseball).

I missed TM's statement that in tennis, there is no knockout shot, bc I don't read Thurgreed on Sports. That said, he is very ig'nant. The Overhead Smash comes to mind just off the top of my head. I could go off on tennis strategy and how you get to the knock out shot, but I won't bc I don't think anyone here either gives a fly ing fuck, or would have the knowledge to challenge me if they disagreed. I say this at risk of making str8's analogy, whatever it was, correct.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-02-2005 05:39 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Calm down, I'm on your side. No need to get all defensive and call PLF's name in vain. I'm here to help.

PLF is a cocksucker motherfucker.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:40 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It sounds more impressive if you say you travel from Lake Michigan to the Gulf of Mexico.

But I still have you beat.

What? Gulf of Mexico to the Altantic Ocean?

Penske_Account

11-02-2005 05:40 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PLF is a cocksucker motherfucker.

IN a good way or a bad way?

Flinty_McFlint

11-02-2005 05:40 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
You are my new favorite.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but bitch, don't be stealing my lines.

Flinty_McFlint

11-02-2005 05:41 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PLF is a cocksucker motherfucker.

See, I knew we were on the same side. Mazel tov.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:41 PM

Note:

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I take it you've never been to the "WaWa" fraternity at Johns Hopkins then?

I thought they were the "Deli Fraternity"?

taxwonk

11-02-2005 05:41 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just meant that because they're failing your ears would be the least objectionable to listen with- BECAUSE I wouldn't really hear the band.

Oh. Well, then. Have a good life.

Pretty Little Flower

11-02-2005 05:42 PM

Hi! My name is Tamara Feldman...

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PLF is a cocksucker motherfucker.

I think it is a different thing to take someone's name in vain than it is to just call them names. Just FYI. ;)

dtb	11-02-2005 05:42 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Huh. I thought I was already your favorite. Who supplanted me (briefly)?

I have no idea. You've made me forget all those who came before you.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:42 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
I don't think "stalking" counts as dating. And besides, as admirable as it once was, now that you've moved out to Paigow-land, your old records are kind of irrelevant.

What's Paigow-land? I'm everywhere, Focker.

taxwonk

11-02-2005 05:44 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
You know, this was actually funny.

I thought so, too.

dtb	11-02-2005 05:44 PM

Buddha Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but bitch, don't be stealing my lines.

ncs -- it definitely wasn't Flinty.

paigowprincess

11-02-2005 05:44 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I learned that rep. Areatha in some copyright lit over Freeway.

Str8 take a lesson from MM on how to celeb namedrop

Can I get an Hank to English translation please?

Shape Shifter

11-02-2005 05:45 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

No Molly Hatchett?

Replaced_Texan

11-02-2005 05:47 PM

Boring Work Questions

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No Molly Hatchett?

Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, fourteen years old,
And I thought them lasers were a spider chasing me.
On my way home, got pulled over in Rogersville Alabama, with a half-ounce of weed and a case of Sterling Big Mouth.
My buddy Gene was driving, he just barely turned sixteen.
And I'd like to say, "I'm sorry", but we lived to tell about it
And we lived to do a whole lot more crazy, stupid, shit.

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Molly Hatchet
With 38 Special and the Johnny Van Zant Band.

One night when I was seventeen, I drank a fifth of vodka, on an empty stomach, then drove over to a friend's house. And I backed my car between his parent's Cadillac's without a scratch.
Then crawled to the back door and slithered threw the key hole, and sneaked up the stares
And puked in the toilet.
I passed out and nearly drowned but his sister, DD, pulled me out.

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Molly Hatchet
And the band that I was in played "The Boy's are Back in Town".

Skynyrd was set to play Huntsville, Alabama, in the spring of 77, I had a ticket but it got cancelled.
So, the show, it was rescheduled for the "Street Survivors Tour".
And the rest, as they say, is history.

So I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Ozzy Osbourne with Randy Rhoads in 82
Right before that plane crash.
And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw AC/DC
With Bon Scott singing, "Let There Be Rock Tour".

With Bon Scott singing, LET THERE BE ROCK!

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