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Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 10:44 AM
Excuse me...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wait, you mean Firefox from 1-800- girlboy?

he'll drag your name out long because he bills by the minute
  • "oh....did.......you.........just.....
    .......call................me.......
    ......coltrane.........I'm .......shallow.......that....
    ........looks .......too..............big.......
    ..............oh....did.......you.........just.......
    .....call................me.............coltrane.........you
    bumped........................my ...... cervix....
    .......with ................your .......
    ..........medium............thrust!............"

if he liked liked you he'd call you "C" and get to the good stuff quicker. did you get that headset phone?
They're more efficient on the tranny lines.

But I think he/she is bending the truth re: her/his cervix.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 10:44 AM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Never heard of this.
Perhaps it I am whiffing but it is a game like spin the bottle.

robustpuppy 09-08-2006 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Never heard of this.
TM was in the special class; they all had modified testing conditions.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 10:54 AM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM was in the special class; they all had modified testing conditions.
Are you fishing for an appearance from Retard?

Hank Chinaski 09-08-2006 10:54 AM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM was in the special class; they all had modified testing conditions.
Hmmmmm. He does seem to know a lot about the helmets and other protective gear the SPEDs wear.

Shape Shifter 09-08-2006 10:57 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
It depends.

http://www.slate.com/id/2149180/

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 11:00 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hmmmmm. He does seem to know a lot about the helmets and other protective gear the SPEDs wear.
and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 11:02 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
3.

Hank Chinaski 09-08-2006 11:03 AM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.
She's staring because she thinks you're pretty!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-08-2006 11:03 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It depends.

http://www.slate.com/id/2149180/
You don't get this kind of analysis and sourcing in the NY Times:
  • One experienced pleasure-seeker told an online body modification magazine that it took two years of training before he could accommodate a wine bottle—which is about three inches wide. (Now he can handle 4-inch balls.)

Penske--a nice bottle of asswine?

taxwonk 09-08-2006 11:04 AM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.
Why would it be bad from to wave? You seldom go wrong by being friendly. Well, maybe by being friendly to Thurgreed, but you asked for that.

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 11:07 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You don't get this kind of analysis and sourcing in the NY Times:
  • One experienced pleasure-seeker told an online body modification magazine that it took two years of training before he could accommodate a wine bottle—which is about three inches wide. (Now he can handle 4-inch balls.)

Penske--a nice bottle of asswine?
I am guessing a CA zin, boxed, but decanted into a screw cap bottle. PacNW wine is too sophisticated for ass.

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 11:08 AM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Why would it be bad from to wave? You seldom go wrong by being friendly. Well, maybe by being friendly to Thurgreed, but you asked for that.

Good morning Wonk! :D

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 11:11 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She's staring because she thinks you're pretty!
Duh, even special ed kids think I am pretty! She is staring at me since she's waiting for her bus and she likes to look at cars that go by. Lots of people stare at me in the morning. I'm in redneck country an Asian chick all dressed up in an old Mercedes. Hell, I'd stare at me too.

ltl/fb 09-08-2006 11:23 AM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
3.
As if.

And nice use of "Depends" there, SS.

taxwonk 09-08-2006 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Good morning Wonk! :D
Hi


:hi:

ltl/fb 09-08-2006 11:27 AM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Hi
That smiley reminds me of MR.

etremove highly annoying smiley.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 11:29 AM
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That smiley reminds me of MR.
In *that* way???!!!! eeeeeek. poor smiley.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 11:32 AM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
As if.
?? Do you think I could fit more or less cell phones in my ass?

ltl/fb 09-08-2006 11:33 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
?? Do you think I could fit more or less cell phones in my ass?
I don't think you fit any cell phones up your ass, you wussy tightass.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 11:39 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
you wussy tightass.
Are you calling me wimpy and cheap? I don't understand.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 11:43 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
?? Do you think I could fit more or less cell phones in my ass?
that sounds like an LSAT question.

Shape Shifter 09-08-2006 11:43 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
3.
Bluetooth, or do you have wires coming out of your ass for your headset?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 11:44 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Bluetooth, or do you have wires coming out of your ass for your headset?
I do, but that's for the electric-powered anal beads, not the cellphones.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-08-2006 11:48 AM
How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think you fit any cell phones up your ass, you wussy tightass.
give his wife a few more weeks with the strap-on . . . he'll have an Acura TL up there.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 11:49 AM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
give his wife a few more weeks with the strap-on . . . he'll have an Acura TL up there.
I thought it was "pegging" and an Acura Vigor.

Kind regards,

Past Post Timmy

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 11:50 AM
Star Treck
 
Happy 40th Birthday! Please PM Less for coping advice.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-08-2006 11:53 AM
Damn you Tivo
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
In an effort to save you all lots and lots of time on the phone, do not call DirecTV re: the MPEG 4 satellite receiver with DVR (not Tivo). They will read from a script, put you on hold and then forward you to a person who supposedly knows something. Then they will hang up on you. Even though you're a fucking VIP customer. And they acknowledge that you're a fucking VIP customer. Then when you call back and ask to be fast-tracked to the appropriate person, they will tell you that that is unpossible and that you will have to wait in the fucking queue with the rest of the schmoes.

So, my gift to you is this - if you'd like to receive FOX in HD and you want a DVR on your HD satellite, and you have the upgraded 5 LNB dish, you will have to go to Best Buy, who has an exclusive on this box until September 16th or so. By then, the supply will have evaporated to about nothing. DirecTV will not have any of these boxes available for free upgrade until some time in November.
I have the Directv-HD Tivo and have had Fox HD for quite awhile. Do you get the other HD channels and not Fox?

TM

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 12:06 PM
Damn you Tivo
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have the Directv-HD Tivo and have had Fox HD for quite awhile. Do you get the other HD channels and not Fox?

TM
How many of those Tivo boxes can you fit up your ass?

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 12:14 PM
Damn you Tivo
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How many of those Tivo boxes can you fit up your ass?
I'd speculate quite a few. In HD.

Paisley 09-08-2006 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Perhaps it I am whiffing but it is a game like spin the bottle.
5 minutes making out in a closet. Played at a very young age. Not that I would have done such a thing.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 12:26 PM
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Originally posted by Paisley
5 minutes making out in a closet. Played at a very young age. Not that I would have done such a thing.
Yes, you proper Paisley person. And I've never played spin the bottle either. ahem. heh.

taxwonk 09-08-2006 12:27 PM
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Originally posted by Paisley
5 minutes making out in a closet. Played at a very young age. Not that I would have done such a thing.
Why not? Your new avatar certainly has the mod gear for it.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-08-2006 12:31 PM
Yay me.
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Whitechocolatespaceegg. I like the whole album. I bet NotBob does too, iykwim.
Y'all could persuade me to buy it. I like her other stuff, though not so much the last album.

Paisley 09-08-2006 12:31 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Why not? Your new avatar certainly has the mod gear for it.
Do you like my new outfit? I felt the red with black dots was less than flattering. (And this shows off my nice legs and hair!)

Tyrone Slothrop 09-08-2006 12:33 PM
Open Question
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Sing 'Fair Harvard'
Tom Lehrer is more fun:
  • Fight fiercely, Harvard, fight, fight, fight
    Demonstrate to them our skill
    Albeit they possess the might
    Nonetheless we have the will
    How we shall celebrate our victory
    We shall invite the whole team up for tea, how jolly
    Hurl that spheroid down the field
    And fight, fight, fight

    Fight fiercely, Harvard, Fight, fight, fight
    Impress them with our prowess, do
    Oh, fellows, do not let the Crimson down
    Be of stout heart and true
    Come on, chaps, fight for Harvard's glorious name
    Won't it be peachy if we win the game, oh, goody
    Let's try not to injure them
    But fight, fight, fight - Let's not be rough, though
    Fight, fight, fight - And do fight fiercely
    Fight, fight, fight

But then Tom Lehrer is always more fun.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-08-2006 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by Paisley
Do you like my new outfit? I felt the red with black dots was less than flattering. (And this shows off my nice legs and hair!)
You're small. But hott. I like it. Gold star.

taxwonk 09-08-2006 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by Paisley
Do you like my new outfit? I felt the red with black dots was less than flattering. (And this shows off my nice legs and hair!)
I like the outfit. I'd have to meet you to get a better overall rating, though. I promise to be completely honest in my review.

Paisley 09-08-2006 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're small. But hott. I like it. Gold star.
Thanks!:D

Paisley 09-08-2006 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I like the outfit. I'd have to meet you to get a better overall rating, though. I promise to be completely honest in my review.
OK, but I'm an L.A. person. Will Union Station do?


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