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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You are not necessarily bi, based on the information provided, but I would like to kiss you. Also, I would like to touch your apparently amazing TITS.

Hmmm. If only there were an event where something like that could happen....

Morning-After Breakfast

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I prefer to be shiny and happy when I have my breakfast.

Unless you're going to Al's Breakfast (which I highly recommend, if you haven't been). You leave smelling like a diner so showering afterward is more important.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Onion headline:

[2004] Obituaries Summary: Old Bastard [Reagan], Dirty Bastard [Arafat], Dirty Old Bastard [?], Ol' Dirty Bastard

I was hoping you'd know who #3 was.

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Originally posted by Gwinky
It's like the world is a big banquet and I feel like I should avoid carbs or something, but I want to taste everything.

I may be in NYC for TARCON on 2/8.

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Originally posted by dtb
Duh. This is obviously a joke. America doesn't have romantic locales.

Oh, come now, it may not be Rome, but what about the Poconos. Think of the champagne glass bathtubs!

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Originally posted by Fugee
I was hoping you'd know who #3 was.

I was hoping you would.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There may be a special airline for this soon:

If We Crash -- I Will Survive!

Gay guys and lesbian gals like to go down, but they'll be going up -- in style! -- if Houstonian Guy Felder has his way. He and a friend are starting an air charter service called Fabulair, which aims to be to gays what HootersAir is to pathetic businessmen.

The idea started out as an e-mail spoof, but Felder (VP of marketing and officer of On-the-Ground Fabulousness) became convinced it could really work.

"We want to have the perception of a fun airline," says the 26-year-old University of Houston student. "We're not intending to fly bordellos…Our flights are not going to be sex orgies; there will be no drugs, none of that."

There will be drag-queen fashion shows, mid-flight seat switches and movies like Mommie Dearest. (Gee, couldn't they have named the thing Stereotype Airlines?)

Details are still being worked out -- which is entrepreneur-speak for "Believe it when you see it" -- but Felder hopes to start offering flights by August.

"We want to make getting there half the fun," he says.

You are now free to move about the cabin…girlfriend!

http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/2...hairballs.html

nfh=ice cream
ss= gelato

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nfh=ice cream
ss= gelato

I have kind of a dairy thing. Could I be frozen yogurt instead? And what the hell are you talking about? Someone ran off with my Hank-to-English Dictionary.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nfh=ice cream
ss= gelato

plf = daiquiri ice

Did you see Lost?

Had not set the VCR and didn't make it home in time last night. If you saw it, please PM what happened.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
plf = daiquiri ice

I think with PLF it's not so much which frozen dessert- it's more that it is served up by Tyler Durden.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sounds like you're a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.

But I've got a little bit of Motown in my soul. Doesn't that count for anything anymore?

Did you see Lost?

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Originally posted by Fugee
Had not set the VCR and didn't make it home in time last night. If you saw it, please PM what happened.

Aw, too bad. It was just the most exciting rose ceremony ever. I'd PM a summary, but you're much better off going to www.televisionwithoutpity.com.

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Originally posted by dtb
But I've got a little bit of Motown in my soul. Doesn't that count for anything anymore?

Well, Diana Ross is Motown. And she once grabbed Lil' Kim's TIT on national television. So yeah, I'd say it counts for something. I'll look forward to seeing you and ABBA double-teaming RT at Shifty's gathering.

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Originally posted by dtb
But I've got a little bit of Motown in my soul. Doesn't that count for anything anymore?

I have a birdhouse in mine.