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bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
One hand on the remote control, and one hand on the button.
Oh, baby....

Alex_de_Large 07-27-2004 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Is this the Barbra Streisand version, or the Carrie Fisher?

(Kevin Spacey as Christopher Walken doing a screen test for Obi-Wan is surely a pinnacle of SNL.)
"It's the... ship that... made the Kessel run in... less than 12 paaaaarsecs..."

LessinSF 07-27-2004 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
BB Spoilers


Did Nokomis win the veto in the live feed, or have I missed an episode? Yes, but they don't show the competions on the feeds. It will be in tonight's episode.

Anyway, why wouldn't Drew nominate one of the other girls, since he seems like he wants to bang out Diane for a while? I thought they were on the outs, given that, on Sunday, she said "What a worthless piece of shit Drew turned out to be!” But she sucked up, and he put up Adria/NAtalie in lieu of Nic.

I concur that Scott and Jase are morons and that will bite them in the ass by the end. I also agree that they should keep Marvin around. I also agree that Drew looks good for the win, but don't know about Nic because she is such an outsider and is being repeatedly nominated. Michael is a moron - Marvin has named his speech batterns "Cowbonics." Adria/Natalie should definitely be perceived as a threat if they come in together, but

It could easily be a tie this week. Drew, Holly and Adria/Natalie can't vote. That leaves Jase, Scott & Michael clearly against Adria/Natalie, and Will, Karen and Diane clearly against Holly. The wildcards are Marvin and Nic, but I think Marvin goes with the boys while Nic goes against Holly. Drew would break the tie, and, although Diane and Natalie have been working on him to boot Holly, I suspect he sticks with his alliance. In that case, we would never see the twins.

Weren't there three Project DNA twists? I thought that Nokomis and Micheal were one and Adria and Natalie were one. Shouldn't there be a third? There has been speculation that other brother/sister or twins are or will be involved.
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Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2004 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, baby....
Hey, I'm sacrificing one hand for your button!

Tyrone Slothrop 07-27-2004 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Reverse cowgirl with an ESPN chaser. Sweet talker.
  • I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
    He said he liked to do it backwards
    I said, "That's just fine with me,
    That way we can fuck and watch TV."

http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~dgottlie/im...i_11-17-03.jpg

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, I'm sacrificing one hand for your button!
Does it normally take you two hands to operate a remote? Cause you know, I can handle my own button.

dtb 07-27-2004 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'd suggest the nerdity test for this crew.

And if that's not enough, try the self-referential aptitude test .
This will come as a surprise to exactly no one -- but I had to laugh when I read question 444 (Have you ever found a grammatical error in a published book?).

But that test must be from 1975 -- do you have a cellular phone? Who doesn't have a cellular phone?

I like the self-referential test.

dtb 07-27-2004 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I scored somewhere in the low 40s when I last took it. But I have friends who have crossed into the 50s and even 60s (generally requires an MIT degree to get to this level).

And I can do the self-referential test. That was a challenge.

G(eeky)^3
Wait a second -- are you talking about getting a 40 after dividing by 500? If you are -- whoa!

I barely scored a 30. How can that be?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-27-2004 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by dtb


I barely scored a 30. How can that be?
Do you have a cellular phone?

SlaveNoMore 07-27-2004 02:34 PM

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Tyrone Slothrop
  • He said he liked to do it backwards
    I said, "That's just fine with me,
    That way we can fuck and watch TV."

"All good music resembles something. Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the objects and feelings which motivated it. "

--- Jean Cocteau

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-27-2004 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second -- are you talking about getting a 40 after dividing by 500? If you are -- whoa!

I barely scored a 30. How can that be?
I got the geeky adolescent male teen questions.

And, you only get one point for finding grammatical errors in published books - so I got the same point you did, even though you find them in every book you read.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-27-2004 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does it normally take you two hands to operate a remote? Cause you know, I can handle my own button.
One has to hold the beer. Propping an ice-cold bottle up against your ass seems, I don't know, kind of rude...

BTW, when you handle that button does the channel change? Do you start screaming in Spanish? What?

Flinty_McFlint 07-27-2004 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Exactly. Annakin Skywalker was a Jedi, then became a Sith Lord and changed his name to Darth Vader, which seems to be a Sith naming convention - the red bad guy Sith in the first prequel was Darth Maul, and the head bad guy Sith is Darth Siddius (not completely sure of the spellings).

That's why I said I quible with it. It's not right, but it's not completely wrong.

To completely geek out, I would say that in the original trilogy it was implied that Sith are simply Jedi who have turned to the Dark Side, but as the Star Wars universe backstory has filled out in novels, comic books, cartoons, video games and the prequels, the relationship becomes a bit more complex: Maul was never a Jedi. It's unclear whether Count Dooku (who was Yoda's apprentice) in the second prequel is actually Sith or just a Jedi who's turned evil. Under the original trilogy that would be a distinction without meaning, but there seems to be a rule now that there can only be two Sith at any one time.

But I'm still not giving the guy next to me a hug at the announcement of anything Star Wars related.
Hello everyone. I am a geek. The Sith were once a primitive people in a far off land. No force abilities. After being defeated by the light Jedi in the Great Schism, a bunch of dark Jedi broke off from the main Jedi order and set off into exile. There they found and subjugated the Sith, eventually interbreeding with them and showing them the way of the dark side. Eventually, they took on the name Sith and became a mighty empire, yada yada yoda.

There is only one Dark Lord of the Sith, but there are many Sith Lords, anyone named Darth being one of them. It's like a title, like Baron.

I'm sure you are all happy I revived this thread, welcome you are.


ETA: Here's more reading for the supergeeks. History of the Sith

Offtopic geekiness: First person to tell me where this is from wins my pocket protector. 934 Texas.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
One has to hold the beer. Propping an ice-cold bottle up against your ass seems, I don't know, kind of rude...

BTW, when you handle that button does the channel change? Do you start screaming in Spanish? What?
I would think Coltrane would have a beer in one hand, the remote in the other, and let her take care of her own button.

I guess he's more of a giver than I'd thought.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2004 02:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does it normally take you two hands to operate a remote? Cause you know, I can handle my own button.
My other hand is slapping your ass.

Isn't that three hands?

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 02:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My other hand is slapping your ass.

Isn't that three hands?
It seems like it would be much less complicated if you just had her blow you. While wriggling around in search of the ever-elusive orgasm, she might make you spill your beer or obstruct your vision during a crucial score.

dtb 07-27-2004 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Do you have a cellular phone?
Ahh yeeeeesss... Now I see.


I skipped all the Star Trek questions, as I don't think I've ever seen an entire show beginning to end (although I may have played "Beer Trek" or some such foolishness in college). That must have hurt me.

But the questions about owning cell phones and computers seem a little outdated.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My other hand is slapping your ass.

Isn't that three hands?
I think I love you.

notcasesensitive 07-27-2004 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ahh yeeeeesss... Now I see.


I skipped all the Star Trek questions, as I don't think I've ever seen an entire show beginning to end (although I may have played "Beer Trek" or some such foolishness in college). That must have hurt me.

But the questions about owning cell phones and computers seem a little outdated.
I just want to know how RT answered this particular question:

269. Have you ever stolen scientific (radiation, biohazard) warnings for personal use?

Because I sorta wonder if "borrowing" the bandwidth from the site that carried the warning qualifies as stealing.*


*I'm picking my nerd card back up off the floor now. I should get a point just for asking that question.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
One has to hold the beer. Propping an ice-cold bottle up against your ass seems, I don't know, kind of rude...

BTW, when you handle that button does the channel change? Do you start screaming in Spanish? What?
Darling, if you don't know what that button does, I suggest you read the following:

PSA: the Clitoris (spree: it's about the clitoris, duh... but no photos or anything.)

Tyrone Slothrop 07-27-2004 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second -- are you talking about getting a 40 after dividing by 500? If you are -- whoa!

I barely scored a 30. How can that be?
Make room for me in the closet there.

dtb 07-27-2004 02:58 PM

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This probably belongs on the PB, but those guys are ANIMALS over there. Besides, this arguably has sexual content, so there is a tenuous connection to the FB:

http://www.seeyageorge.com/shop/images/182.jpg

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"All good music resembles something. Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the objects and feelings which motivated it. "

--- Jean Cocteau
welcome to your nightmare.

notcasesensitive 07-27-2004 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Make room for me in the closet there.
26.4. do I get a point for refusing to round down?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-27-2004 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
26.4. do I get a point for refusing to round down?
You get .6 more.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-27-2004 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Darling, if you don't know what that button does, I suggest you read the following:

PSA: the Clitoris (spree: it's about the clitoris, duh... but no photos or anything.)
You lost me after you called me Darling, Sweetie...

Shape Shifter 07-27-2004 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I got the geeky adolescent male teen questions.
I took Latin, but Atticus did my homework. Does that still count?

Not Bob 07-27-2004 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
[to coltrane] I think I love you.
For some reason (thanks, Ty), I now picture bnb as Liz Phair.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I took Latin, but Atticus did my homework. Does that still count?
I got the Latin prize in my freshman year. My prof told me I had a future in classics and I felt strangely drawn to the subject (and to him, although he was about 90). Why did I forsake that road?

On another note, (gratuitous sexual reference), the past few weeks I've enjoyed giving head much more than having sex. I've enjoyed it so much that it's all I want to do. I don't think this means anything, but I thought I'd share.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-27-2004 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I took Latin, but Atticus did my homework. Does that still count?
When did I become the arbiter of Geek?

Where's Pretermitted Child?

Replaced_Texan 07-27-2004 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I got the geeky adolescent male teen questions.

And, you only get one point for finding grammatical errors in published books - so I got the same point you did, even though you find them in every book you read.
I'm in the 30s too, and I even had a few star trek questions. I blame my inability to understand higher math functions.

notcasesensitive 07-27-2004 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On another note, (gratuitous sexual reference), the past few weeks I've enjoyed giving head much more than having sex. I've enjoyed it so much that it's all I want to do. I don't think this means anything, but I thought I'd share.
what's your sample size?

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
what's your sample size?
quantity or frequency?

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got the Latin prize in my freshman year. My prof told me I had a future in classics and I felt strangely drawn to the subject (and to him, although he was about 90). Why did I forsake that road?

On another note, (gratuitous sexual reference), the past few weeks I've enjoyed giving head much more than having sex. I've enjoyed it so much that it's all I want to do. I don't think this means anything, but I thought I'd share.
Is that going over well? So are you completely uninterested in coming or do you come when you give your husband head?

No need to answer the nosy questions, if it seems too personal.

"Too personal." I crack myself up!

Shape Shifter 07-27-2004 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got the Latin prize in my freshman year. My prof told me I had a future in classics and I felt strangely drawn to the subject (and to him, although he was about 90). Why did I forsake that road?
Because there is no future in classics.

Quote:

On another note, (gratuitous sexual reference), the past few weeks I've enjoyed giving head much more than having sex. I've enjoyed it so much that it's all I want to do. I don't think this means anything, but I thought I'd share.
There is a great future for you in this endeavor.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-27-2004 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How can we cuddle when she's cooking?
She sounds like the perfect female.

TM

SlaveNoMore 07-27-2004 03:15 PM

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greatwhitenorthchick
I got the Latin prize in my freshman year.
But it was your Greek prize in junior and senior year that made you the talk of the locker room.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that going over well? So are you completely uninterested in coming or do you come when you give your husband head?

No need to answer the nosy questions, if it seems too personal.

"Too personal." I crack myself up!
Hat's off to you for using "uninterested" correctly!

I can come on a bus or sometimes just looking in the mirror. I trust that answers your question, nosy parker.

notcasesensitive 07-27-2004 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
quantity or frequency?
quantity. do all dicks make you feel this way or only certain ones? have you tested the theory on enough dicks to be sure that it is true? and you call yourself a geek.*



*or maybe you don't, I haven't been paying that close of attention to the results.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hat's off to you for using "uninterested" correctly!

I can come on a bus or sometimes just looking in the mirror. I trust that answers your question, nosy parker.
Wait, did I not use it correctly? I'm confused by you're deliberate mistake.

So you are not interested in orgasms that result from the H's actual participation? I guess you could be 69ing but you specified giving head only.

I'm just curious.


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