I still hold out hope....
 

The difference being that I don't care how well liked I am on the board. Or what some anonymous dweeb thinks of my boobies.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

What can I say I am a naive optimist.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Seriously, everybody. I'm not ugly.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Wonk couldn't give a shit what you look like. Wonk will never meet you and therefore has no interest in the subject at all.

On the other hand, Wonk does think that butt is something that is barbecued and anyone who uses it as an adjective to describe personal appearance is an ass, which generally must be cured before being lightly smoked, as opposed to barbecued.

And incidentally, if you wish not to be thought a dog, you might want to stop asking people to throw you a bone.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I find busted noses and scars to be very attractive. They can be very ugly though. I guess we're getting into the realm of fetish there maybe, and there aren't really any standards there.

Fashion Emergency
 

Maybe the universe doesn't want you to wear pants.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

my friends here the real ones have either defended me, or just stayed the fuck away from the discussion. Those that dislike my posts or dislike my persona have piled on. predictable, really. And I think like anything else in life I've been handed, I've been a trooper. I have not retreated into a corner sucking my thumb.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Nicely said. I'm sure that this will help.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I think "not unattractive" is far too broad. I can't give a split. Like I said, it's a whole lotta people.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I like pain.

I still hold out hope....
 

Mock science all you like. You only advertise your ignorance.

Fashion Emergency
 

Since you seem to have the universe's ear, can I PM some requests for you to make on my behalf?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I've had very little interaction with you Sidd and that that I have I'm pretty sure I've been nice to you. Therefore, why the hate? You find my posts to be obnoxious? You've offered your running commentary throughout the whole think in a most unkind manner.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I like pudding.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

It's terribly cliche, but I knew a couple of chicks who said this and, well, congrats... you just brought back a flood of memories that renders me unable to walk outside of my office for a moment.

It has to be said so innocently... naughtily and understated. The chicks who do it to shock you are so unsexy.

Fashion Emergency
 

If you let me in on that too, I just might change my negative opinion of you.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

It's not hate. You're offending him on an intellectual level.

Trust me. I do it to him on the PB all the time...

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Does he tell you are not attractive, and taunt you with tall athletic hot alternatives?? hmmm?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Pass. This isn't home run derby.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

He's ripped my dancer's legs for years, and said I've a nose best suited for ripping off bottlecaps.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Ouch.

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I know! My thermometer goes to eleven.

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you're hot baby!

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Really, is it that important? I mean, who cares.

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You're running for a human cause? I'm running for animals. Humans aren't worth saving.*

*I'm even worse after a nice dose of Vonnegut.

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Sebby?

I still hold out hope....
 

Perhaps, but it may be time to play the pootie store card, no?

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Sebby doesn't run except when his hallucinations are chasing him.

I still hold out hope....
 

What are you doing for lunch?

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Vonnegut did a really funny interview with Rolling stone recently. Classic line:

"I've been assaulted in the news by people with names like Bush and Dick, and until recently, Colon."

I mildly paraphrased cause i didn't feel like googling it.

I still hold out hope....
 

how COULD you?

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Delusions, my friend. And mine are as real as yours, I'll thank you to recall.

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Yeah? so why didn't you post this after gwinky said essentially the same thing a few posts back?

I like dtb. and she's nice. I like to say nice things to her.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

If you had let it drop after TM's evaluation -- maybe just a post calling him harsh -- I would not have piled on. Instead, you insist on digging your way deeper and deeper into the hole that you are in.

And so, I offer my honest commentary. Don't like it? Put me on ignore. Or better yet, drop this.

Each time I think you've hit rock-bottom, you get more pathetic. I am sorry, really sorry, that you are so insecure about your looks that you practically beg for approval ("TM, throw me a bone!") from people you don't even know. I am sorry, really sorry, that you are so insecure about how people perceive your intelligence -- possibly because you are a paralegal on a board of lawyers -- that you feel compelled to post your IQ and a bunch of other stuff that no one cares about.

But at some point, my sympathy runs out. Any number of people were sympathetic to you, initially, after the TM experience. They probably thought you didn't realize what you were getting into (though I don't know why -- TM is nothing but blunt and direct in his posts). And they certainly recognized how difficult it is for someone who has deluded herself about her appearance to be confronted with the reality that someone -- someone she asked to evaluate her! -- described her as, basically, squat, chubby, unattractive, and dishonest about her breast size. Those people offered sympathy, and tried to get you to let this drop.

And you ignored them and continued to beg for approval and insist that TM must somehow be lying about his opinion. And I should probably not pile on, and I'll probably stop soon because as entertaining as this train wreck has been it is getting old by now. But sometimes, ya' just can't resist.

I still hold out hope....
 

It's true. It's all true.

But I've been told that the term "retarded" is no longer acceptable by someone on the internet.

And since this is all that I am about (unlike you, someone who posts the details of her dates and makes fun of those who you wouldn't consider dating using a forum in which they were not expecting to be made the object of group ridicule*) and you've uncovered the truth (<sniff>), I would just like to apologize to everyone who hadn't yet figured out me and my master plan.**

TM

*You're a stupid fucking hypocrite.

**To lie in wait of a paralegal joining the board, bragging about her looks and then, using the carefully constructed false trust of other posters, spring my trap on her to label her as fat and not pretty! Mwahahaha! I LIVE for this!**

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Dude -- the nost thing was a compliment.

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I have been IGNORING gwinky since she said I was merely pretty. That was a total B+.

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I would say you are not unattractive.

I still hold out hope....
 

How did you know? You were my first.

TM

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Thank you! God, it is like pulling TEETH with you people.